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[TropicThunder]

Do you think drunken skype karaoke would be fun?

 

[Carsomyr]

Our Skype gang has grown considerably over the months. Isn't it awesome???

It is most excellent >:3 Soon we can basically start skype chats at random just because someone else has GOT to be on! 😛

Do you think drunken skype karaoke would be fun?

It would be fun, so long as I don't do the singing! Trust me, you wouldn't want that...

 

[SoundSiren]

How your life will...? 😱 Oi... seriously, last time I skyped with the gang, I was so drunk that I tried to call this company, pussydrinks.com... It's a British energy drink, and on their website it said something like "looking for some pussy? Call us at [insert random number here]". I was all "they want to give me pussy? I'm down with that!" but I completely ignored the fact that I had to add that additional nation-digit thingie to call out of Sweden, so I ended up with some random Swedish guy on the phone instead. This was, mind you, at like 3 or 4 am my time. xD

...at least that's how it was told to me afterwards, because I don't remember a thing of it! I do remember getting drunk with Leaf and Canadian Eh on skype like a day or two later though, and calling McDonald's to try and order a home delivery. And that's just what *I* did! The others are fucking crazy I tell ya! 😱


Now go get that headset! 😀 Skype is downloadable once you do that ;D

OH. MY. GOD. There are just no words for how hilarious that sounds. Ok, ok, ok you've convinced me. 😉 😛

Just chatting with Carsomyr when he's drunk off his ass is epic and you'll get hooked. He also got obsessed with monkey sex. Not my fault; he's very susceptible to any suggestions.

I don't even...weeeeelllll actually that makes sense. 😀

The HOT MONKEY SEX thing was too your fault! 😱 😡 You must stop sending me strange music videos, Nikki!

Me thinks The Viking is not so innocent.

Is it true we may have Siren and Skate joining us on Skype soon?

YAH YAH YAH...well just as soon as I get a headset. Downloaded Skype today. I've joined the modern world people. *beams* So proud of myself.

And Marquis! Or at least I PM'd him, and he seemed to be interested in the idea.

Yeppers, he's in for it too but needs a headset same as me. I'll get on him to take care of that right away. Then watch out Skypers...things are gonna get KAAAARAAAZEEEE!

It would be fun, so long as I don't do the singing! Trust me, you wouldn't want that...

This just makes me want to hear you sing more!

Which brings me to my question, what song would you sing for us if we convinced you to? 😀

 

[Mephistopheles]

Got any plans for early july?

 

[Carsomyr]

OH. MY. GOD. There are just no words for how hilarious that sounds. Ok, ok, ok you've convinced me. 😉 😛

Woohoo! We also did Family Guy imitations, but from what I recall I think I kinda failed at that...

Me thinks The Viking is not so innocent.

The Viking is NEVER innocent! 😈 xD

YAH YAH YAH...well just as soon as I get a headset. Downloaded Skype today. I've joined the modern world people. *beams* So proud of myself.

Yeppers, he's in for it too but needs a headset same as me. I'll get on him to take care of that right away. Then watch out Skypers...things are gonna get KAAAARAAAZEEEE!

These are most excellent news... >:3 Have you gotten a Skype account too? Because if so: Your Skype name. PM it! 😀

This just makes me want to hear you sing more!

Which brings me to my question, what song would you sing for us if we convinced you to? 😀

I think at first we should just make sure that you can put up with the way I speak. 😛 Fractured English and all that! Singing is... too many steps at once!

If I were to sing a song though... 😱 Uhh, I shall treat you to a vocal version of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture! Yeah...
(Protip: The "cannons" at the start are replaced with me dunking my beer glass on the table! 😀)

Got any plans for early july?

Early July? I'm gonna meet up with Sweed between the 5th and the 10th! 😀 Good times... That's all I got planned at the moment though (that I know of). Why? Going on a roadtrip or something? >:3

 

[Sweed]

Even though I said "Deal?", that was not a request... 😛

...and why that never ceases to surprise you is something which I'll never understand!


School is going well! 😀 My paper was presented to the class today, and the guy next to me said afterwards that he though I was the one who did best and got the least negative feedback. My professor only said it was a shame that I hadn't used more previous research than I did, but she bought my argument when I explained why. 🙂 Good times! Even if my own opposition this Friday is crappy, I think I've already passed the course. And yeah, that kinda answers your second question too; Friday is the last day in school for me. 🙂 Hopefully we'll have a little more time to talk to each other after that, but in any case it was really fun to talk on the phone yesterday!

Of course it was! 😀 You're not the one setting the rules here! 😉

Lol.

Nice nice. 🙂 Yeah, it was. And today, although I was a bit distracted as you might have noticed. xD Still; now the tickets are booked for July! 😀

 

[Mephistopheles]

Early July? I'm gonna meet up with Sweed between the 5th and the 10th! 😀 Good times... That's all I got planned at the moment though (that I know of). Why? Going on a roadtrip or something? >:3

yeah, I'm done with school on july 7th, and I was supposed to go sailing but that aint happening so I thought: why not go to Copenhagen and from there to Sweden. And if I'm in Sweden (taking my tent with me), why not go to the middle of bumfucking nowhere, set up camp and get hammered with Carso.

So, would you be interested in a night of booze in the wilderness of southern Sweden? Including a campfire ofcourse.

Ofcourse Sweed can come too 😎

 

[Carsomyr]

Of course it was! 😀 You're not the one setting the rules here! 😉

Lol.

Nice nice. 🙂 Yeah, it was. And today, although I was a bit distracted as you might have noticed. xD Still; now the tickets are booked for July! 😀

Oh but I AM the one setting the rules... it's just done so subtly that you don't realize it! 😈 XP

I noticed, yeah! xD But it was nice to get an impulsive phone call like that! 😀 Haha, and I totally read "tickets" as "ticklets"...

yeah, I'm done with school on july 7th, and I was supposed to go sailing but that aint happening so I thought: why not go to Copenhagen and from there to Sweden. And if I'm in Sweden (taking my tent with me), why not go to the middle of bumfucking nowhere, set up camp and get hammered with Carso.

So, would you be interested in a night of booze in the wilderness of southern Sweden? Including a campfire ofcourse.

Ofcourse Sweed can come too 😎

Hehe, my good man, I like the way you think! 😀

I might be interested, but I need to check with some other friends so I don't have any other plans. I think Sweed will be busy though xD And during those days we're spending together (July 5-10), I don't think drunken camping will be a very high priority... 😈 😉

But hey, my drinking buddy might be interested in joining us! That guy is a lot of fun, and it's actually the person who got me boozed up in the first place! He also knows about the TMF, so there wouldn't be a need for improvised explanations of how I know you or anything. xD

 

[texastickler]

Is Philly going to pull another miracle????

 

[Carsomyr]

Is Philly going to pull another miracle????

Not a chance! It's over. Blackhawks all the way from now on! 😉

 

[Mephistopheles]

Hehe, my good man, I like the way you think! 😀

I might be interested, but I need to check with some other friends so I don't have any other plans. I think Sweed will be busy though xD And during those days we're spending together (July 5-10), I don't think drunken camping will be a very high priority... 😈 😉

But hey, my drinking buddy might be interested in joining us! That guy is a lot of fun, and it's actually the person who got me boozed up in the first place! He also knows about the TMF, so there wouldn't be a need for improvised explanations of how I know you or anything. xD

Hehehe, I totally understand that bit, have fun you two. I'll probably be in Sweden after the 10th so I wouldn't be interfering with the torture anyway. Have you 2 got means of transportation or do I need to bring me spare helmet and drive back and forth to wherever you'll be at that time? And do you have your own tent and such?

And would you have any preferences when it comes to cheap German booze? (5 euro's/47 swedish krones for a bottle of vodka, doesn't get much cheaper than that outside the former soviet union)

 

[Carsomyr]

Hehehe, I totally understand that bit, have fun you two. I'll probably be in Sweden after the 10th so I wouldn't be interfering with the torture anyway. Have you 2 got means of transportation or do I need to bring me spare helmet and drive back and forth to wherever you'll be at that time? And do you have your own tent and such?

And would you have any preferences when it comes to cheap German booze? (5 euro's/47 swedish krones for a bottle of vodka, doesn't get much cheaper than that outside the former soviet union)

Thanks, we most certainly will! 😀 And I figured as much. As for the details, I might have to get back to you on that, but transportation shouldn't be a problem. Kinda depends on where you want to meet though, but if you can be arsed to go all the way to Kungsbacka then I can drive us around locally with a car. In fact, there's this awesome forest lake (Lake Lygnern) near here that I think you'd really like! 😀 It's not really "in the middle of nowhere", but you can always wander out in the woods a bit if you want to. Anyways, it's one of Sweden's two cleanest lakes, and the forest is a "protected area", so it's really nice and while it's not out in nowhere it's still out in the forest and quite a bit away from any town or city. Only thing that makes you feel close to civilization is the road you use to get there. xD As for tents, I don't have one, and I don't think my drinking buddy has one either... but fuck tents! Who wants to sleep when you can sit by the campfire all night and drink?!? 😉

And no preference in regards of booze! 😀 Dude, that is fuck-cheap! 😱 I wonder how much you're allowed to bring into the country, because I think the both of us would be willing to buy quite a few bottles from you for double the price! xD

 

[texastickler]

Not a chance! It's over. Blackhawks all the way from now on! 😉

Good man! They will rock Philly tonight eh?

 

[Mephistopheles]

Thanks, we most certainly will! 😀 And I figured as much. As for the details, I might have to get back to you on that, but transportation shouldn't be a problem. Kinda depends on where you want to meet though, but if you can be arsed to go all the way to Kungsbacka then I can drive us around locally with a car. In fact, there's this awesome forest lake (Lake Lygnern) near here that I think you'd really like! 😀 It's not really "in the middle of nowhere", but you can always wander out in the woods a bit if you want to. Anyways, it's one of Sweden's two cleanest lakes, and the forest is a "protected area", so it's really nice and while it's not out in nowhere it's still out in the forest and quite a bit away from any town or city. Only thing that makes you feel close to civilization is the road you use to get there. xD As for tents, I don't have one, and I don't think my drinking buddy has one either... but fuck tents! Who wants to sleep when you can sit by the campfire all night and drink?!? 😉

And no preference in regards of booze! 😀 Dude, that is fuck-cheap! 😱 I wonder how much you're allowed to bring into the country, because I think the both of us would be willing to buy quite a few bottles from you for double the price! xD

Sounds good, I think it's legal to bring 2 bottles of hard liquor and an unlimited amount of beer; I've seen Swedes with horseboxes filled with beer boarding the ferry to Denmark 😀

Kungsbacka is just 300 kilometers from Copenhagen so it'll work out just fine.

 

[Sweed]

Oh but I AM the one setting the rules... it's just done so subtly that you don't realize it! 😈 XP

I noticed, yeah! xD But it was nice to get an impulsive phone call like that! 😀 Haha, and I totally read "tickets" as "ticklets"...

Tss, dream on! 😉

Haha, nice. xD I thought it could be clever to inform you about it and all. 😉 Hahaha Could be funnily interpreted. xD

So you're going camping with Mephistopheles? 🙂 Cool!

 

[leafstk]

Describe the worst hangover you ever had

 

[Mephistopheles]

Tss, dream on! 😉

Haha, nice. xD I thought it could be clever to inform you about it and all. 😉 Hahaha Could be funnily interpreted. xD

So you're going camping with Mephistopheles? 🙂 Cool!

not just with me, our good friend hard liquor is coming too

 

[Carsomyr]

Good man! They will rock Philly tonight eh?

Apparently not. 🙁

Sounds good, I think it's legal to bring 2 bottles of hard liquor and an unlimited amount of beer; I've seen Swedes with horseboxes filled with beer boarding the ferry to Denmark 😀

Kungsbacka is just 300 kilometers from Copenhagen so it'll work out just fine.

Ah, too bad about the hard liquor then! 😛 But yeah, it's quite common for Swedes to go abroad and buy alcohol, since it's much cheaper there 😀

And that's great! Wasn't sure what you defined as "southern Sweden", because to me that's like... Malmö. 😛

Tss, dream on! 😉

Haha, nice. xD I thought it could be clever to inform you about it and all. 😉 Hahaha Could be funnily interpreted. xD

I will!

Yeah, I know. 😛 And "ticklet" is officially the word of the day! 😀

So you're going camping with Mephistopheles? 🙂 Cool!

not just with me, our good friend hard liquor is coming too

Hehe, yep! Listen to the man... 😎 Also, the guy I usually run out in the forest and get drunk with might come along too. He was going to check if he was free. 😉

Describe the worst hangover you ever had

I'd rather not xD But it was a couple of days after I turned 20. Andreas, my drinking buddy, found like 2,000 Swedish kronor (I guess about 250 dollars, roughly. I'm too lazy to convert it! 😛) on his bank account and he had no idea how it got there. And of course, since finding out WHY is just boring, we decided to take the monies and buy liquor for it instead. I mixed a loooot of booze that day; gin, whiskey and rum! 😱 And it was like the third time I had ever been really drunk, so I was still a bit of a lightweigth. I think I drank over a bottle of pure liquor in less than an hour, when you count it together, and eh... it was fun to go to school in that state, but later that night I puked my guts out, and then I was just generally sick for like two days! xD

 

[Mephistopheles]

Hehe, yep! Listen to the man... 😎 Also, the guy I usually run out in the forest and get drunk with might come along too. He was going to check if he was free. 😉

right 😎

I'm thinking about bringing my instatent, the closest thing to the Jetson's tent in a can, although it's not the easiest thing to bring on a bike.

 

[Sweed]

I will!

Yeah, I know. 😛 And "ticklet" is officially the word of the day! 😀

Lol.

Haha, sure. xD But...what does it mean?

 

[Carsomyr]

right 😎

I'm thinking about bringing my instatent, the closest thing to the Jetson's tent in a can, although it's not the easiest thing to bring on a bike.

Hehe, well that would be fucking badass to see, but if you can't bring it then you just can't. 😉

Lol.

Haha, sure. xD But...what does it mean?

What it means? It means that I'll get to meet one awesome young lady in July and tickle the crap out of her! 😎 xD

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What's a song that you sing out loud when no one is around, but you would be embarrassed to have your friends know? 😀

 

[leafstk]

I'd rather not xD But it was a couple of days after I turned 20. Andreas, my drinking buddy, found like 2,000 Swedish kronor (I guess about 250 dollars, roughly. I'm too lazy to convert it! 😛) on his bank account and he had no idea how it got there. And of course, since finding out WHY is just boring, we decided to take the monies and buy liquor for it instead. I mixed a loooot of booze that day; gin, whiskey and rum! 😱 And it was like the third time I had ever been really drunk, so I was still a bit of a lightweigth. I think I drank over a bottle of pure liquor in less than an hour, when you count it together, and eh... it was fun to go to school in that state, but later that night I puked my guts out, and then I was just generally sick for like two days! xD

Holy shit, that's epic!

Are you going shopping soon? 😀

 

[SoundSiren]

Did you check for gnomes under your bed when you went to sleep?

 

[SoundSiren]

Are you ever gonna eat an Oreo ever again?