Ask the third world Swedish Guru a question

[K-Skate417]

If I keep sneezing at work, does it mean I am allergic to working there?

 

[Carsomyr]

Do you think the Red Wings will secure that 5th seed today by beating Chicago? They just need to win!

I hope so, man! 🙂 Let's Go Redwings!

If I keep sneezing at work, does it mean I am allergic to working there?

That's the only logical explanation I can think of!

 

[Sweed]

I can. XD

It's going fairly well 🙂 I've, uh, written half a page, and now I'm watching hockey instead. But I need to get my act together, since the deadline is at 12:00 tomorrow! 😱

I got up around 10 am, so it was a respectable time for once! 😛

How? xD Are you parents bad singers or what? X'P

Nice. 🙂 Lol, not good on the hockey-parts. xD Yeah, go STUDY! 😉 I'll actually do that myself in a quarter or so, lots to do. :S

xD

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Skittles!


(Hey now, it's your own damn fault for asking! 😛)

LMAO. I know, I know. Walked straight into that one

 

[Carsomyr]

How? xD Are you parents bad singers or what? X'P

Nice. 🙂 Lol, not good on the hockey-parts. xD Yeah, go STUDY! 😉 I'll actually do that myself in a quarter or so, lots to do. :S

xD

If you ask ME, well... I wouldn't enjoy hearing them sing, in any case. 😛

I've actually written a full page now! 😀 But there's gonna be more hockey in an hour... 😱 XD Haha, good girl, study for both of us! 😀

LMAO. I know, I know. Walked straight into that one

Hey, I don't complain!

 

[Sweed]

If you ask ME, well... I wouldn't enjoy hearing them sing, in any case. 😛

I've actually written a full page now! 😀 But there's gonna be more hockey in an hour... 😱 XD Haha, good girl, study for both of us! 😀

Haha, I see. xD

Gr8! Haha, not good. xD
I shouldn't speak really, one hour and a quarter has gone since I said that and I haven't gone back studying. 😛 I've done some other important stuff, yes, but not studies. X'P

Who do you think will be finish with today's studying first, me or you?

 

[Carsomyr]

Haha, I see. xD

Gr8! Haha, not good. xD
I shouldn't speak really, one hour and a quarter has gone since I said that and I haven't gone back studying. 😛 I've done some other important stuff, yes, but not studies. X'P

Who do you think will be finish with today's studying first, me or you?

What now, you haven't started?!? 😱 I had high hopes for you! 😛

And probably me. 😛 I just have to write another half page if I want to be lazy about it, but it would probably be good if I wrote at least a FULL page. Still, laziness is appealing... XD

 

[Sweed]

What now, you haven't started?!? 😱 I had high hopes for you! 😛

And probably me. 😛 I just have to write another half page if I want to be lazy about it, but it would probably be good if I wrote at least a FULL page. Still, laziness is appealing... XD

I had low hopes for your studying today (sorry , considering all your hockey talk), but you've disproved me. Well done! 😀

Yep, definately you. xD
Still you don't have a devilish project to work with. 🙁 xD

 

[Carsomyr]

I had low hopes for your studying today (sorry , considering all your hockey talk), but you've disproved me. Well done! 😀

Yep, definately you. xD
Still you don't have a devilish project to work with. 🙁 xD

Haha, well maybe I shouldn't mention this, but I've only written like two pages today! XP It was all I needed to do, though. 🙂

Haha, but I DO have a project too! D: My term paper... And honestly, that is HARDCORE! 😱 If I understood correctly, it will be published in "Historisk tidskrift" once it's done. I'm kinda freaking out over that if it's true. XD

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Have you finished your paper yet?

 

[Carsomyr]

Have you finished your paper yet?

YES! 😀 But I need to get another one done for Wednesday... 🙁

 

[goddess_nemesis]

YES! 😀 But I need to get another one done for Wednesday... 🙁

How long did you know about that?

 

[Carsomyr]

How long did you know about that?

Since like a month ago?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Since like a month ago?

Why are you so lazy? 😛

 

[Carsomyr]

Why are you so lazy? 😛

It's part of the "Swedish Guru" job description!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

It's part of the "Swedish Guru" job description!

How did you become a Guru?

 

[Carsomyr]

How did you become a Guru?

Like I told Bohemianne earlier in the thread... 😛

My childhood is a complicated tale indeed, I remember how I wrestled my first polar bear when I was 7. Sure, I lost a tooth and two of my fingers that day, but it was my initiation rite into manhood so it was totally worth it! I guess the bear got me pretty good in the head, though, so that's when I started seeing things. It may surprise you, but most 7-year-olds usually don't survive their epic encounters with polar bears, and quite frankly I think they wanted to get rid of me since my bloodline complicated things. 😱 But now that I had visions that opened up a lot of opportunities for me in the Swedish job market! 😀

For many years I was trained by our previous shaman, Oleg the Originally Insane, but unfortunately he is no longer with us. 🙁 It is now up to me alone to guide my tribe through the spiritual maze that is alcohol-induced nirvana! 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Like I told Bohemianne earlier in the thread... 😛

Do you suffer from delusions?

 

[texastickler]

I have just one question for you!!!!! HOW ABOUT THOSE RED WINGS???????????

 

[Sweed]

Haha, well maybe I shouldn't mention this, but I've only written like two pages today! XP It was all I needed to do, though. 🙂

Haha, but I DO have a project too! D: My term paper... And honestly, that is HARDCORE! 😱 If I understood correctly, it will be published in "Historisk tidskrift" once it's done. I'm kinda freaking out over that if it's true. XD

Lol, still. 🙂 That's good compared to 0 pages. 😉 xD

True. :S Aww, poor you!
So they will publish all the students' projects? 😱 That must be many to fit in one magazine...:O

 

[Carsomyr]

Do you suffer from delusions?

Noooo, not at all! 😛

I have just one question for you!!!!! HOW ABOUT THOSE RED WINGS???????????

What can I say, they're pretty awesome!

Lol, still. 🙂 That's good compared to 0 pages. 😉 xD

True. :S Aww, poor you!
So they will publish all the students' projects? 😱 That must be many to fit in one magazine...:O

I guess XD

Yes, poor me! 🙁
And I don't know how it works, but we got these bundles of published essays for an assignment earlier... Maybe they go through a review before they're published. I'll have to make mine crappy, I suppose. 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Have you ever had a hallucination?

 

[Carsomyr]

Have you ever had a hallucination?

Heh, probably! 😀 Or well at least pretty epic "brain-ghosts" as I call them XP

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Have you ever seen something that you thought was real but it was just your mind playing a trick on you?

 

[texastickler]

Soooooooooooooo.......Caps and Wings for the Stanley Cup?