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Ask the TMF Siren...

^Is that where they netted you? Now I'm trying to be funny. :jester: ^
:slapfight:

What is a sexy Alligator? 😀
A Sexy Alligator is a martini consisting of:

Equal parts Midori & Pineapple juice.
Shaken with ice. Strained into a chilled martini glass.
Sink Chambord or Amaretto.(Whatever you prefer, I like Chambord personally.)
Float Jagermeister.
...and you get:

image-67-Sexy-Alligator.jpg

SO NOMS!!! :bounce: :bounce: :chocrabbit:

Ever stick carrots in your ears and pretend to be a periscope? 😛

:paranoia::panic: HOW DID YOU GET THE CAMERAS IN MY HOUSE!?!?!? :xpeepsofa
 
What's the one thing you want more than anything right now?
 
:slapfight:


A Sexy Alligator is a martini consisting of:

Equal parts Midori & Pineapple juice.
Shaken with ice. Strained into a chilled martini glass.
Sink Chambord or Amaretto.(Whatever you prefer, I like Chambord personally.)
Float Jagermeister.
...and you get:

image-67-Sexy-Alligator.jpg

SO NOMS!!! :bounce: :bounce: :chocrabbit:


:paranoia::panic: HOW DID YOU GET THE CAMERAS IN MY HOUSE!?!?!? :xpeepsofa

I am hyperdimensional I see lots of stuff. 😉 😛

Ever run around your room with your arms streched out and make airplane noises? 😛
 
What's the one thing you want more than anything right now?
I'd love to be independently wealthy so I could travel around the world to every country on my list and so I could see my family anytime I wanted. :bounce:

I am hyperdimensional I see lots of stuff. 😉 😛

Ever run around your room with your arms streched out and make airplane noises? 😛

:evileye: I iz suspicious of your hyperdimensional seeingness. 😛

Oh and YES! :gonao:
 
I'd love to be independently wealthy so I could travel around the world to every country on my list and so I could see my family anytime I wanted. :bounce:



:evileye: I iz suspicious of your hyperdimensional seeingness. 😛

Oh and YES! :gonao:

Most are at first. 😛

You ever hug a rubber chicken? 🙂
 
You're in a dark alley. You come across a midget who blocks the path and screams, "HOW DO YA LIKES DEM APPLES?!"

What does a Sound Siren do?
 
A Sexy Alligator is a martini consisting of:

Equal parts Midori & Pineapple juice.
Shaken with ice. Strained into a chilled martini glass.
Sink Chambord or Amaretto.(Whatever you prefer, I like Chambord personally.)
Float Jagermeister.
...and you get:

image-67-Sexy-Alligator.jpg

SO NOMS!!! :bounce: :bounce: :chocrabbit:

Damn, that does sound nommy! :drool:

Most embarassing moment? :excited:
 
Most are at first. 😛

You ever hug a rubber chicken? 🙂
Erm...no. 😛

You're in a dark alley. You come across a midget who blocks the path and screams, "HOW DO YA LIKES DEM APPLES?!"

What does a Sound Siren do?
Switch to decaf immediately. Oh and this: :matrix:

Do you believe in Xenu?
Shhhhhhhhhh! *whispering* You aren't supposed to mention "HIS" na... :abducted:


Damn, that does sound nommy! :drool:

Most embarassing moment? :excited:
OOooo you brat. Ok. Walking out of my HS bathroom with the bottom of my skirt tucked into the back of my panties and having one of the hottest guys in school point it out to me. :blush2:

If you sneezed on the back of someone and left a "surprise" would you tell them? :rowfull:

If I knew them, YES cause that shit is funny and gross. Double WIN :blaugh:
If not HELL NO! 😀
 
OOooo you brat. Ok. Walking out of my HS bathroom with the bottom of my skirt tucked into the back of my panties and having one of the hottest guys in school point it out to me. :blush2:

Ooooh, that's a good one! :bwahaha:

Have you ever been to Canada? :canada:
 
Considering you're half fish and all, do you like sushi?

Do you ever watch Deadliest Catch and feel nervous?

You ever get pissed when someone says, "There's something fishy going on here..."?

What're the top five things you want to accomplish within the next five years?

Where's Waldo?
 
Do you think Marquis is "fishing" for trouble? 😀
 
Hey there Siren! Where in Cali do you reside? I was from Orange county until I came to Texas.
 
If an orange were purple would it be called a purple? 😛
No, it would be called a Barney, cause they're large, round, and purple. :bounce:

Ooooh, that's a good one! :bwahaha:

Have you ever been to Canada? :canada:
Actually, I have! Only for a few hours though. I had drinks and played pool in Windsor one night when I was visiting Detroit. Not the best city to get an impression of Canada I'm told, but I had fun! 😀

Considering you're half fish and all, do you like sushi?
:slapfight: I hate you so hard right now. 😛
I ABSOLUTELYFREAKINGPOSITIVELY LOOOOOOOOVE sushi. Hey, other fish eat fish bigger than them after all, but that doesn't mean I'm saying I'm half fish. :angry:

Marquis De Sade said:
Do you ever watch Deadliest Catch and feel nervous?
I watch it and secretly wish for something to go wrong to the boat to make it more interesting. :fingerscrossed: 😀 I'm a terrible person.

Marquis De Sade said:
You ever get pissed when someone says, "There's something fishy going on here..."?
Next question. :bonk:

Marquis De Sade said:
What're the top five things you want to accomplish within the next five years?
1. Buy a house that is exactly the style I want, and be able to furnish it with everything I want in it.
2. Buy a new car.
3. Be successful and receive recognition in my field of work.
4. Visit at least 2 countries I haven't been to yet. (Maybe Sweden 😉 )
5. Retire my parents so they can relax and stop working. 🙂

Marquis De Sade said:
Where's Waldo?
Up your bum and around the corner! :neenerneener:

Do you think Marquis is "fishing" for trouble? 😀
This is a question? Really? I thought it was known as fact around here. 😀 He is the epitome of trouble. All I gotta say is Marquis, you better never start one of these or you are so IN FOR IT mister you have no idea. :imouttahe


Do you like cute widdle bunnies? 😀
I wuve cute widdle bunnies like this one SO much! :bunny: What I really love is cute widdle kitties though. I has one like dis: :marchofthekitties:

Hey there Siren! Where in Cali do you reside? I was from Orange county until I came to Texas.
Hey there Texas!! 😉 I'm originally from Ventura County but live in LA now.
 
Who was the first new friend you made when you registered on the TMF? 🙂
 
Did you have to use your tail to swim, with all of the rain you've had out there lately? :jester:
 
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