Ask the Turtle Anything!

[Tortuga]

I thought I'd join the crowd. Ask me whatever you want, just be nice.

 

[kered]

Do you use fennel seed in your Italian cooking?

 

[IwillTickleU]

what the longest time you have been tickled without stopping?

 

[McNoodle]

Have you ever taken musical lessons?

 

[Tortuga]

Do you use fennel seed in your Italian cooking?

what the hecks is fennel seed? I'm not much of an italian chef I'm more of a spanish food kind of cook.

what the longest time you have been tickled without stopping?

Ummmm about an hour and a half; that was the video with MTP Jeff.

Have you ever taken musical lessons?

I did take piano lessons when I was about 11 years old for a few years. Everything else I just taught myself.

 

[IwillTickleU]

Now that i know you've been tickled a hr and 1/2 may i playfully tickle you and see where i can obtain the video you spoke of

 

[Tortuga]

Now that i know you've been tickled a hr and 1/2 may i playfully tickle you and see where i can obtain the video you spoke of

ummm I don't cyber and umm the video is on MTP clips4sale site.

 

[IwillTickleU]

I meant if were to be at a gathering..I dont cyber either its not fun

 

[Tortuga]

I meant if were to be at a gathering..I dont cyber either its not fun

maybe, normally when I'm around new people I am a little shy at first so it will take me a bit to warm up to you.

 

[IwillTickleU]

Did you know i feel the same way, shy and takes time to warm up

 

[Tortuga]

Did you know i feel the same way, shy and takes time to warm up

well no because I don't know you

 

[IwillTickleU]

Did you know that i knew that but couldnt stop my mindless fingers from typing, by the way nice profile

 

[McNoodle]

What is your opinion on Corporal Punishment as part of criminal restitution (not fun and games) 😀

 

[Artoo]

Will you break me at Albany? 😛

 

[BellaRisa]

1. Can I be the first to mummify you, and lick strawberry ice cream off of your juicy little toes?

2. If Adam can come to NEST can he play with you again?

 

[Carsomyr]

Do you like Monsters?

Do you wear fluffy slippers?

Do you prefer to bring a keg to a party or do you prefer to keep it at home for yourself?

Once you hit 30 your life is all but over right?

If aliens were taking over the earth, what would you do to stop them?

If you had to pick a song to sing karaoke to in your underwear, which one would you pick?

What is your super power?

 

[Tortuga]

Did you know that i knew that but couldnt stop my mindless fingers from typing, by the way nice profile

that totally figures! and thank you!

What is your opinion on Corporal Punishment as part of criminal restitution (not fun and games)

ummm, well I believe any person should pay their debt when it comes to things such as that, and corporal punishment just happens to be that!

Will you break me at Albany?

Hecks yes I'll break you! Give me a time and place!

1. Can I be the first to mummify you, and lick strawberry ice cream off of your juicy little toes?

2. If Adam can come to NEST can he play with you again?

1. Well I already have the reservation with Jeff in Albany, and we are going to film it for a video, I AM SO SCARED SHITLESS! but you Mama B are always welcome to do whatever you wish with me!
2. Absolutely! I miss that big ape!

 

[Tortuga]

1. Do you like Monsters?
   
2. Do you wear fluffy slippers?
   
3. Do you prefer to bring a keg to a party or do you prefer to keep it at home for yourself?
   
4. Once you hit 30 your life is all but over right?
   
5. If aliens were taking over the earth, what would you do to stop them?
   
6. If you had to pick a song to sing karaoke to in your underwear, which one would you pick?
   
7. What is your super power?

1. Depends on what kind of monster. I like you know vampires, and weird creatures as such, they are kind of niffy.
3. No, but I do have fluffy socks!
   
4. Well the only beer I drink is Heinkein and Blue Moon, and I'm selfish when it comes to my beer so I will definitely keep it to myself. But if I were to bring an alocholic beverage I would bring some Barcadi or Capt. Morgan.
   
5. Hecks no my life isn't over, it's just beginning! And I have so far to go!
   
6. If aliens were taking over the earth I would shit my pants.
   
7. Toucha Toucha Toucha Me - Rocky Horror Picture Show.
   
8. I morph into a turtle.

 

[slacker2114]

What kind of cookies are you going to make me?

 

[Carsomyr]

Right or left?
Sanity or madness?
Killer bunnies or zombie kittens?

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Hello Turtle When did you realize that you liked tickling?

 

[kered]

What kind of cookies are you going to make me?

May I have a cookie too, please?

 

[Tortuga]

What kind of cookies are you going to make me?

Peanut Butter

1. Right or left?
2. Sanity or madness?
3. Killer bunnies or zombie kittens?

1. Right
2. Madness!
3. Zombie Kittens!

When did you realize that you liked tickling?

I always liked tickling but I didn't realize I had a fetish until I was about 12-13 years old.

May I have a cookie too, please?

See if slacker will share.

 

[alchemy]

Yes, Ms. Turtle, I have a question:

If God is all powerful, can He make a rock so big that He Himself can't lift it?

 

[slacker2114]

Yes, Ms. Turtle, I have a question:

If God is all powerful, can He make a rock so big that He Himself can't lift it?

Is it uncool that your radio co-host likes to fuck with your head?