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You and your logic. . .

So, if you could design your own residence, what would it be?

Oh hunny if only you saw my room when I was living on my own. Very hindi/urban/ethnic/musical/bohemein. Um right now I don't know exactly where I will be moving to next. But it will most likely be an apartment, truthfully. I have this awesome couch set that my mom gave me as a hand me down, from when she was married to my father, they're from the 70's. Their made out of this hard heavy wood, and I covered the cushions with this italian fabric thats green and blue, the design kind of looks persian. Right now because of my situation, the perfect residence is where I can see my stuff. I seriously miss looking at all my things. Like my vinyl, my books, all my movies, I have old playbills framed from the 40's, I have an original poster Ad framed that was for one of Cole Porters shows. All my puzzles that I glued together and put in frames; one of them is a Brian Froud puzzle that a teacher found and gave to me in high school so that one specifically really means a lot to me. I just want a place where I can see my things everyday. I'm constantly just digging through the boxes just to touch it.
 
I actually have several questions:

When spiderman gets off, does he shoot web?

If you fart in a jar, bury it, then dig it up two weeks later, does it smell?

You made a snowman with breasticles? NEAT... i made a snow dong.. but now t' all melted. How "insane" would it be to insist i keep one in the freezer if i made another one?

How comes there aren't any Jack in the Boxes (fast food, not the toy, mind you) up here?
 
When spiderman gets off, does he shoot web?
Oh hell yeah, and when he's about to climax his spidey senses go crazy like.

If you fart in a jar, bury it, then dig it up two weeks later, does it smell?
hmmm if it's a tight sealed jar then yeah

You made a snowman with breasticles? NEAT... i made a snow dong.. but now t' all melted. How "insane" would it be to insist i keep one in the freezer if i made another one?
i really don't know how to respond to that


How comes there aren't any Jack in the Boxes (fast food, not the toy, mind you) up here?
Um because they are forbidden.
 
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