Ask The Vorpal Bunnies A Question.

[kurchatovium]

milagros) Yes we do.

isabeau) The bunnies are only mean to evil demons and purely evil creatures. 😀

 

[isabeau]

but the bunnies know i'm not mean or wicous right???

isabeau xoxo

 

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to talk with mules? 😀 😛

 

[Wildtime]

Note to Ontario, stop voting LIBERAL....

isabeau) The bunnies are only mean to evil demons and purely evil creatures. 😀

Does this mean they torment lawyers, politicians and mosquitos?

 

[kurchatovium]

Isabeau the bunnies think you are very wuvable. 😀

 

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to talk with Nematodes? 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Occasionaly

 

[Moses25]

Are the vorpal bunnies ever "violent" towards humans?

Should I be expecting some violence in the near future?

Cheers. 🙂

 

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to talk with Ostriches? 😀 😛

 

[Wildtime]

How do Vorpal Bunnies know which creatures are evil?

Doesn't the concept of good and evil rely on the viewer's perception of the situation? For example, the great white shark doesn't act through malicious intent, but rather through instinct and is an integral part of the marine ecosystem 🙂. Unfortunately, some consider the Great White as 'evil' .

On the other hand, my ex-girlfriend (who I suspect is demon-spawn) is a vicious little harpy who shows little regard for people's feelings or possessions. She is truly an evil cow! However, through an intricate masquerade of deception and lies, a few (misguided) people see her as friendly and 'cute'.

 

[General Zod]

Can the vorpal bunnies tell us a joke? 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Moses25) Bunnies never hurt humans because they are here to protect humans. Bunnies only go after creatures of pure evil like demons. You are very safe Moses. Hug a bunny. 😀 😀 😛

milagros) yes we do.

Wildtime) Evil is very easy to define in our terms. If you are a demon or entity of pure negative energy and hate then you better watch out. However sharks, vultures, snakes, spiders, politicians, lawyers, crooks,
and your girlfriend too 😛 are all safe from us widdle bunnies. Only the most vilest creatures of pure evil are targeted by us bunnies. We are here to help humanity after all. 😀 😀

General Zod) Skeleton walks into a bar an orders a beer and a roll of paper towels.

 

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to talk with peacocks? 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

http://members.aol.com/EarlWerks/sounds/rimshot.wav 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes we wuv to talk to peacocks.

 

[Wildtime]

Wildtime) Evil is very easy to define in our terms. If you are a demon or entity of pure negative energy and hate then you better watch out. However sharks, vultures, snakes, spiders, politicians, lawyers, crooks, and your girlfriend too 😛 are all safe from us widdle bunnies. Only the most vilest creatures of pure evil are targeted by us bunnies. We are here to help humanity after all. 😀 😀

Actually, my current girlfriend isn't evil at all . It's my ex that slithered from the pits of hell!!!

Anyways...Why did the Vorpal Bunny cross the road?

 

[kurchatovium]

The bunnies would suggest adopting a vorpal bunny if she truly is a demon from hell the widdle bunny will take care of it. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Wildtime]

What's the process for adopting a Vorpal Bunny?

Do I go to some governing agency, or is there an online Vorpal Bunny Rescue group? Are there Vorpal Bunny parenting courses? What if something goes terribly wrong...would the other Vorpal Bunnies seek vengeance? Oh my, there is way too much responsibility.

 

[kurchatovium]

Kurchatovium is helping us setting up a Adopt-A-Vorpal Bunnies site so everyone can have a widdle vorpal bunny that wants one. Taking care of vorpal bunnies is pretty easy we just need lots and lots of wuv and the usual type of bunny food and we will be fine. Vorpal bunnies are very tough even though we are so cute and cuddy, so there is almost no way for anything to go wrong. Even if something by some weird turn of events should go wrong the bunnies would never ever seek vengenace. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Wildtime
I have adopted a vorpal bunny You will be glad you did

 

[Wildtime]

I'll consider adopting. However, Customs Canada is quite stringent about transporting transdimensional creatures into the country. Any legal suggestions?

 

[kurchatovium]

We will have kurchatovium and his friends negotiate with Canada and see what we can do. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Wildtime]

A Vorpal Bunny gets a home, and I get rid of an Evil Cow...

Thank you .

 

[General Zod]

I'll consider adopting. However, Customs Canada is quite stringent about transporting transdimensional creatures into the country. Any legal suggestions?

Hmmmmmmmmm I wonder if Canadian customs is run by demons

 

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmmmmmmm I wonder if Canadian customs is run by demons

The bunnies hope they are not that bad. 😀 😀 😛