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What were your first impressions of TMF when you first joined? How have they changed since then?
 
ticklingnemesis said:
What were your first impressions of TMF when you first joined? How have they changed since then?
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My first impression was "Yay, i'm not alone!" and that there were pretty cool people here. I lurked as most do. Pretty much sticking to the stories/a/v sections. Finally after realizing i was going to be accepted with open arms i started posting.

That hasn't really changed other then to realize there were far more amazing people here.
 
ticklingnemesis said:
If you were a woman for a day, what would you do?
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Stand naked in front of a mirror playing with all my new parts for 3 hours. Buy a wedding ring then go to a topless beach for another 5 hours. Go to a lesbian bar for 4 hours pick up some hot lesbians. Spend the other 12 hours having hot lesbian sex with said hot lesbians. 😀
 
vladtickleman22 said:
Stand naked in front of a mirror playing with all my new parts for 3 hours. Buy a wedding ring then go to a topless beach for another 5 hours. Go to a lesbian bar for 4 hours pick up some hot lesbians. Spend the other 12 hours having hot lesbian sex with said hot lesbians. 😀
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:jester: EPIC!!! You pretty much put in words what all of us were thinking, I just said I'd play with my new boobies! :bwahaha:

how goes it?
 
Mini Bomb!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

What is Satan's last name?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

Do they bury people with their braces on?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
 
texastickler said:
Mini Bomb!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? dunno

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? haven't been to a movie theater since i was a kid

What is Satan's last name? Natas

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. dunno

Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? neck
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? Yes.

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"? Humor

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? Yes

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? Yes

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? You're put in jail for contempt

Do they bury people with their braces on? You'll be buried with whatever you like.

How far east can you go before you're heading west? The middle

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion? dunno

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? yes

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling? If the left half is out of the park it's ruled a home run. If the right half is out of the park it's an out.

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states. You'd be arrested for public intoxication.

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? It's for balance

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? Yes

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? Idiot's get caught. Moron's hold things up.

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? Yes

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it. Because it's not actually grapes being used for the flavor.

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin? No, sex is sex.

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Yes.

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? Yes

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired? Yes, Jan 1st will be 2010. 😀

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup? Fancy ketchup uses different tomatoes.

If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?I wouldn't put their face on anything.
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If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose?
 
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