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Attack of the Clones (Review)

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WOW! HOLY CRAP! UNBELIEVEABLE!

Ok, now that I've gotten that out of the way...

For any of you who might be staying away from this movie because of Episode I, don't do yourself this disservice. Attack of the Clones succeeds at every point that The Phantom Menace failed. From the opening credits to the closing ones, AOTC never stops. The action is almost constant, broken up only by the romantic scenes between Anakin and Padme, which weren't as overdone as many critics have stated.

Hayden Christansen does a wonderful job as the torn youth who will become Darth Vader. Rather than play him as spoiled or overly arrogant, you can sense the confusion in him and the inability to know how to deal with his formidable power. In a foreshadowing of his decision to destroy Palpatine in Return of the Jedi, Anakin shows great remorse for a slaughter that he is responsible for. The line by Obi-Wan to Anakin ("Why do I feel that you'll be the death of me?") would not have come across as well as it did had Anakin been no more than a spoiled brat. The scene with Anakin and his mother was very well done by Hayden, and in the theater I saw this in...you could feel the tension rise as Anakin's eyes first watered then narrowed down to slits...

Natalie Portman has been quite "babeified" in this film. Not a little girl anymore, she handles herself just as well combating battle droids and monstrous arena creatures as she does in parrying with Anakin as they skirt the issue of thier growing emotions.

Ewan McGregor has become Obi-Wan Kenobi. Shades of the late Alec Guinness are present in his every move and inflection. In a tense scene where he must re-direct Anakin's attention to the task at hand, despite an immediate danger to Padme, McGregor comes across not as a doting teacher or angry parent, but as a mentor who realizes exactly how full his hands have become with this youth he's taken on.

The scenery is splendid, from the lush colors of Naboo the the awesome spectacle of Coruscant at night. The sheer scope of the city-planet is thrown right at you as you watch Obi-Wan and Anakin chase a would-be assassin through the city, above the city and at the bottom of it. Fans of the original trilogy will love the scenes at the Tattooine homestead of Clieeg and Owen Lars, right down to a meal at the very table where Luke will one day argue with Owen over going to the Academy, and the same garage where Luke will discover the holographic message hidden in a certain astromech droid. The tense moments between Anakin and Owen (done with little more than expression, but quite clear nonetheless) will bring real meat to the scene in Star Wars where Beru tells Owen that Luke is too much like his father...and Owen responds with "That's what I'm afraid of".

Another plot from the original trilogy that takes on new emotion is the wizened old Master Yoda alone on Dagobah. Rather than being simply a lone old Jedi...we can remember the colleagues and great friends he lost to Palpatine and Vader, and get a much better feel of everything that he and the Jedi had lost. You can sense a real friendship and respect between Yoda and Mace Windu...played well by Samual L. Jackson, if perhaps a tad too "Shaft-like" in a few scenes.

Yoda is something that simply must be seen to be believed! There's a reason that he's remembered as the greatest Jedi Master...and we finally get to see it. I cannot in good faith spoil anything by giving this away, but let me say that the real action hero this time around is the little green guy, sporting quite a bit more attitude than we're used to.

Many layers of the story have been peeled away here, including the relationships between Yoda, Count Dooku, Palpatine and even Qui-Gon Jinn. And you will not believe the "little project" that we find out the seperatist movement is actually working on...

One character whose appearance I hope to see again was Dexter Jettster, Obi-Wan's alien friend and sometimes informant. Wonderful job on him.

The action on the watery planet Kamino (whose indiginous species is a marvel of creation...graceful and colorful to watch) starts to foreshadow the carreer of Boba Fett...as does the awesome spectacle of the arena battle between the Jedi, the Republic Army and the Seperatist factions on the desert world of Geonosis. If anything, there may have been a bit of overload in this final battle, but the sheer scope is magnificant. A chase through the asteroid field around Geonosis between Obi-Wan and the Slave I gave a feel of The Empire Strikes Back to the film, which I enjoyed.

There is very little Jar-Jar to annoy the nay-sayers...and actually one of the few lines that he does have winds up being perhaps the most profound in the history of the end of the Old Republic.

If I had one real complaint about AOTC, it was the lame one-liners given to C-3P0 during the arena battle. I audibly groaned at the mention of the phrase "I'm down and I can't get up!" among others. The movie could have done without Lucas trying to be funny at this point in the story.

The lightsaber fight at the end was very well done, if a bit shorter than I would have liked. Count Dooku's reputation must have preceeded him, as Obi-Wan claimes right off the bat that he can't face him alone...this from the man who defeated Darth Maul as a Padawan learner. Christopher Lee played Dooku with a shrouded evil remiscent of his role as Sauramon in The Lord of the Rings. He even did most of his own stunts as well. Not bad for guy almost 80. Anakin fighting with two lightsabers was a scene that really should have been longer. But all is made up in the final confrontation that, again, must be seen to be believed.

I'd have to rate this movie a solid third in the saga...better by far than Phantom Menace or Return of the Jedi...maybe even on par with A New Hope depending on your point of view...but still not better than the (in my opinion) untoppable Empire Strikes Back.

The overall feel was much darker and serious than the last outing, the acting was better (escpecially by Ewan McGregor) the effects breathtaking and the story filled with tense moments and a feeling of overshadowing dread. The stage is set for Episode III, and I for one can't wait. Forget everything about Episode I and take the time to see this movie...it really is (unbiasedly even!) that good.

😎
 
Great Film!

Unbelievable(Yoda). I rank this film along side the "The Empire Strikes Back"(there tied for me at this point). Viewing this film was pure awe and enjoyment. 🙂. I can only imagine how Episode III will be.
 
i got lucky today. i had said i wasnt going until maybe the third day to avoid the godawful crowd i was expecting. but i couldnt resist driving by the theater to check the crowd and look at the show times. when i pulled into the parking lot there were maybe 2 dozen cars in the lot. then i looked at the show times. the first show started in 15 minutes. 15 minutes till star wars and no crowd. duh! everybody and their dog is at work! whoo hoo!!! i got ticket number 36. i was expecting the best star wars movie yet and i wasnt disappointed. no movie is going to make anyone 100% happy. i to thought the lightsaber duel was far to short. but it doesnt even matter when you see how it ends so that complaint is a non issue. another was that i had hoped there would be a bit more character development with jango fett. but in a movie that unfolds as fast as this one did its forgivable cause theres just no room...so scratch complaint number 2. my only real complaint was that we didnt get to see anakin take his revenge. i think it should have showed the whole scene because when you see the look in anakins eyes that dave is refering to, i consider that scene to be the birth of darth vader. an event that shouldnt be taking place offscreen. you can almost hear the characteristic breathing when you see the rage in his eyes and then later as hes telling padme what he had done. an EXTREMELY well acted scene. regardless of my minor disagreements i thought it was the best yet...far better then empire strikes back. it was worth every second of the 3 year wait. now we only got 1095 days to go in the episode 3 countdown....sigh.
 
I must say, I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. But while as Dave explained why he enjoyed it, and I agree with him on most points, I will take the role of the Dark Jedi and explain what I thought could have been better.

While I thought Hayden did a nice job acting, he is way too much of a wuss to be Vader. I thought Ray Park did an excellent job of being a bad ass Sith, they should have taken that route again. I realize he isn't Sith yet, but I think everyone understands what I'm saying. On the subject, there is no possible way Obi-wan could have defeated Maul, it seems to me as..."Well, the ends coming up, better make the good guys win." The difference between Park and Christansen is that Park fights, Christansen dances. Any thug you grab off the street can take this kid down, they could have atleast trained him.

Though I had no problem with young Boba, I was very disappointed that they decided to ruin the ultimate mystery that was Fett. An instant favorite of every generation, one of Boba's biggest appeals was he was mysterious. I thought Jango did a great job, I even thought Boba was played well, but no one, not even Lucas, has the right to reveal Boba's past.

One thing that most people seem to disagree with me, I don't like the action scene with Yoda. The thought of Yoda doing acrobatics makes me question if Lucas still has possession of his soul. A great Jedi once said, "War does not make one great." Yoda was great even when he seemed about as harmful as a hang nail.

That's about all I can complain about. Now, some of my favorite scenes, please don't read the rest of my post if you haven't seen the movie.

I got happy, open mouth smile, when Yoda arrived with the clones. People were yelling things at certain points of the movie, "Go Yoda," that sort of thing. I thought I'd throw in just one and that scene brought out a, "Blast 'em!" out of me. An excellent scene indeed. I loved to see the origin of the Stormtroopers, and they hit stuff! That's a first since they whooped up on the rebels in Episode IV. When Mace was approaching Dooku.......awe inspiring. A short scene, but definitely one of my favorites. I would have liked to have seen more of Zam Wessel, and I hate shapeshifters, every sci-fi universe has them and I've never seen it done tastefully other than in X-Men, the comic and the movie. But I thought she was an interesting character, still she should have been human. Windu may have seemed like Shaft a bit at times, but I prefer to see him as the cool jedi. The scene where he sits next to Yoda reminded me just how cool Samuel is. Obi-Wan is now Obi-Wan, perhaps some of his one liners could have been taken out, but I enjoyed a bit of humor here and there. Watch Murder by Death, it's a funny, funny movie.

I may have some complaints, but I thought it was a great movie. I'm not sure which I prefer between this and Spiderman. They're both great, I may have to go to the babes of the flicks to decide, but that in itself is a tough decision. I will say, I enjoyed both films very, very much. The biggest complaint I had of the night is that my best friend, my little brother, and I were the only ones worthy of wearing Star Wars outfits in my city. I saw a flannel shirt coming out from beneath a Sith's cloak! Why would one even wear a flannel shirt if they were dressing up as a Sith? My city sucks, I'm moving to Chicago at the nearest opportunity, that is, if I can get every single one of my friends to move with me. I ramble when I'm tired, sorry about that, sleep well everyone.
 
drkjedi458 said:
my only real complaint was that we didnt get to see anakin take his revenge. i think it should have showed the whole scene because when you see the look in anakins eyes that dave is refering to, i consider that scene to be the birth of darth vader. an event that shouldnt be taking place offscreen. you can almost hear the characteristic breathing when you see the rage in his eyes and then later as hes telling padme what he had done.

From what I have gathered, the scene you refer to was shot in its entirety, but was cut down after being viewed the first time. Apparently it was considered too violent and graphic, as they showed him cutting apart even the small children. However, I would expect this scene to be included on the DVD release.
 
Hello all,

I also saw Star Wars yesterday, but I waited to cool down before I posted my thoughts.

I thought the movie started slowly, even though there is action at the beginning as well. I just had at that point a Phantom Menace feeling. However, suddenly, the movie "wakes up" (if that's possible), and the last 75 (maybe more, I'm not sure) minutes are great. I am thinking of seeing again this Sunday.

A thought on the "frigidity" of some actors I've seen mentioned in other reviews, as well as by the omnipotent critics. It is my view that today's actors make so much money with one film that they have trouble motivating themselves anymore, especially if they have to talk to a blue screen. So there...

I give it a 3.9634256795 out of 5 (you don't want to know how I arrived at this number).

Libtick
 
this movie was tremendous. i cant wait to see it for a 2nd time, then a 3rd, then a 4th, then a 5th..................

to all the fans who LOVE the story of the Star Wars saga, you WILL definitely enjoy this movie. like i was telling a friend, this movie is DEEP. it gives me chills when you flash back to certain scenes in the Original Trilogy, then Episodes 1 and 2 also come to mind. like when Anakin meets his half brother Owen. then you flash back to the scene when Anakin's son Luke is sitting with "Uncle Owen".

the whole way how the Empire started was fascinating. you have to admit, Palpatine is the SMARTEST Sith Lord of all time. he completely manipulated people into giving him the "Emperor" title. he managed to go from Senator of Naboo, to Emperor of the Galaxy. that was one hell of a plot to achieve that status. the way he did it is just exciting for me to watch and understand.

about Jar Jar Binks. i didnt mind him at all in Episode 1. but if you think about it, he played a HUGE role in getting the Empire started.

the only thing that disappointed me about Episode 2, was the "love story". i didnt get a feel for Anakin's or Padme's relationship. i didnt feel the "love". it kind of just happened. we all know they fall in love, but i wanted my heartstrings tugged a little. another thing is the fact that she fell in love with him. think about it. Anakin always appears to have some sort of anger in him. then he goes and tells her that not only did he kill the Sand People (which could be understandable), but that he killed the women and children too in cold blood. you would think she would would think to herself, "this is one CRAZY, DERANGED, individual. he needs some anger management classes." oh well, she has no one to blame but herself for getting involved with the eventual Dark Lord of the Sith. but it was kind of cool noticing how mother and father (Padme and Anakin) compare to son and daughter (Luke and Leia). Padme was a Senator, so was Leia. Anakin was going off fighting people with lightsabers, so was Luke. crazy huh?

when i saw Yoda fighting with a lightsaber, i just about fell out of my chair. i know people have always wondered if Yoda could fight with a lightsaber. DAMN!!!!! that little guy was good. Samuel Jackson did a good job as Mace Windu. too bad he will bite the dust in Episode 3.

all in all, this movie kicks ass. damn, i cant wait to see it again!!!! and is it really 3 years that we have to wait to see Episode 3????????? damn, why cant it release next week? I AM READY.
 
Great!!

I thought it was excellent!! Can't wait for episode 3!! 😎
 
Star Wars Episode II

I really enjoyed this movie (and I disliked the first one a great deal).

I was a good boy 😀 and didn't make the following comment, except in my head...


The scene where the clones are marching across the battlefield and you see a group of them being led by a Jedi with a green lightsaber. They looked so much like Marines going into battle...

"I don't know what I've been told..."
"I don't know what I've been told..."
"Master Yoda is mighty old..."
"Master Yoda is mighty old..."

:devil:
 
I just saw the film, and walk away from it really liking it, BUT.....

I thought the lines spoken in the little "love story" were some of the hokiest things ever put in a movie.

I wasn't sure i liked the movie until about half way through it,

and it has occured to me that this series has become so bogged down with plot points that i don't see how anyone who isn't a real follower would really be able to appreciate it.

I am happy with the movie, but those were the things that bugged me, or at least noticed.
 
Hokey Love Lines

Clear your mind...

...watch "George Lucas in Love" and all will be revealed and understood.
 
Today...

Finally got a chance to see the movie today...good story, great special effects, but the acting..sheesh. I think both the leads fell and hurt their "acting bone"...really stiff and emotionless in spots. Love seeing the foreshadowing of things to come and the plot point tie-ins though! Q
 
what can i say......

i absolutely loved this movie!!

great action
acting was good enough,especially mcgregor
all those love scenes didn`t bug me,they have to be there
the final fight was excellent...when yoda showed up i got shivers down my spine

2 lightsabers up.......can`t wait to see it again

i`ve also heard it will be out on dvd much much quicker than episode I
 
i saw it mentioned somewhere that clones was gonna be on dvd in november...in time for christmas. i think i saw that on the official site but im not sure...that was several billion brain cells ago
 
I REALLY REALLY liked Episode 2, but there were some things that did puzzle me........


Still no mention of Anakin's father. I know in Episode I they say there wasn't one, it just happened, but come on......

No mention of the medichlorians in Jedi's blood......

Where was Darth Maul? I heard all sorts of things, like he was the first clone ( there are always 2 dark Padewans, and the theory was that one was the real Maul & 1 was the clone...) Andf I read in the Star Wasr Insider that indeed we were supposed to fond out more about his race - the secret behind those horns, whether that stuff on his face was him or a rital tatoo.... this was supposed to be in the movie according to insiders! A really cool and supposedly major villan has now been reduced to almost a footnote .....

Who the hell's Count Dracu... I mean, Dukoo? He came out of nowhere.

No Aurra Singh. Again, supposedly she was supposed to be in this film after her 3 second appearnce in Episode I (again, from film insiders...)

Where did Peter Parker get the really cool Spider suit? It's a different movie, I know, but it still bugs me. Ditto the Green Goblin helmut. Why would an experimental military helmut be made into a goblin's face????

What's with this major influence of the Fett clan? What started out with Boba Fett as a unique but small bit-part character as become HUGE.... With such a huge influence in these early years, he wasn't even in the 1st film and hardly did that much in the 2nd two..... and where's Boba from, Honduras? Puerto Rico?


Acting? Why was Natalie Portman SO GOOD in the 1st film and SO BAD in the second? That goes for Sam Jackson and the Boba Fett kid.
"Is your father home?"

"Yep."

Wow- no insight or sly/hidden reference to Chewbacca, Han Solo, or even Lando.

I know Star Wars was originally so long and detailed that the story had to be told over several films, but I'm getting the feeling that Lucas is making a lot of stuff up as he goes along ( see again my point about the Fetts)..... There were gonna be 12 films, then 9, now only six...... the 10 year old within me is really really mad!

But, overall, I did like Episode II.
 
There's only supposed to be two Sith, one master and one apprentice. I heard there was going to be a Maul clone as well, but that turned out to be false. Darth Maul is member to a race called the Zabraks. As far as I know, they just have those horns naturally, and yes, he did have ancient Sith symbols tattooed all over his body.

As far as Fett goes, it's cool that he was a major part of the rise of the Empire, but I kind of liked the mystery that was Boba. Han may be mentioned next movie, but he's relatively young compared to everyone in the story now. If they mention Han next movie, he'll probably be a pilot for the Empire.

As much as I like Lucas, I agree, it seems he's rushing these days. Perhaps he can foresee the coming of the Empire and is trying to get the prequels out before they take over. Someone keep an eye on his grocery list, if he starts buying canned peaches by the thousands, jump for cover.
 
The difference between Park and Christansen is that Park fights, Christansen dances. Any thug you grab off the street can take this kid down, they could have atleast trained him.

Must've missed the line in the beginning of the film where Obi-Wan tells his Padawan,

"If you spent half as much time practicing your sabre techniques as you did your wit you'd rival Master Yoda by now!"

Of course, Ani replies "I thought I already did!"

"Only in your mind, my young apprentice!"

So yes, the kid couldn't fight, and it was explained. "His abilities have made him... arrogant."
 
>>>>As far as I know, they just have those horns naturally, and yes, he did have ancient Sith symbols tattooed all over his body. <<<

But I want to see this stuff in the movies! Waaaaaa! An inner 10 year old weeps....


Just wondering aloud more about Lucas making stuff up (as he was accused of in Clerks: the Animated Series).....

Luke and Leia are brother and sister. But isin't interesting thay they kissed before the chasm swing in Star Wars, later Luke get's jelous when Han says..."you think a gallike her and a guy like me....?" AND when Luke 1st sees Leia he mentions "She's beautiful". I don't have this type of relationship with my sister.

And don't forget the VERY passionate kiss they shared in the sick bay on Hoth in Empire. What was that? They don't even know they are brother & sister until the 3rd movie. I don't know; maybe they come from the same universe as Riff Raff and Magenta from Rocky Horror, the incestuous brother & sister lovers from Transexual, Transylvania.... I mean, Lucas does borrow from toher films and Rocky came out about the time he was getting Star Wars rolling!

And in these recent films, there's so much being made of Amidala and Aniekin, yet the mother of Luke and Leia wasn't even touched upon in the 1st 3 films..... If Lucas had this all mapped out, what happened to that small detail?

And when you think about it, Obi Wan sure witheld a LOT of details from Luke! A lot. You're gonna be a Jedi, and we have this amazing history... but I'm not telling you any of it..... or your family history, your origin......

BTW, I think Qoun Ginn & Obi Wan did more to screw up the galaxy. Ginn aprenticed under a Jedi who turned to the dark side, then mentored Obi Wan and later took on little Ani. When he died, he gave Ani to a still green Obi Wan. Obi then mentors Anieken so badly that he turns into Darth Vader. All Jar Jar did was request a vote.....

And now that Vader's mom is dead, can we call him Little Orphan Ani?
 
I couldn't agree more Oddjob, they killed Maul off much too quickly and way to inappropriately, no way Obi even in his prime could take out that bad ass Zabrak, they'd need to call in Mace Windu to do the job.

And Phineas, I did catch the line. I wasn't trying to say that he was supposed to be bad ass, I'm saying he cannot. He's disgracing the Vader name, not that he could so much as dent the Sith Lord's reputation, he's not accrediting anything to it. I guess I didn't make myself very clear, I usually write very early in the morning before I've gone to sleep.
 
well quite frankly, I haven't seen much of anything in the original trilogy to suggest that Vader was anywhere near a master of the lightsabre anyway. His moves were slow and all power, probably because of the enhanced strength from his armor and implants. He generally fought with the Force more than his blade (like Dooku, he had a penchant for chucking things at his enemies).

Look who he fought in the original trilogy... an over-the-hill Jedi master and his rookie son who rushed off to play hero before he even finished his training. I think Maul would have cleaned Vader's clock if the two ever squared off. All Vader had on his side was ruthlessless and cunning, which Maul would have developed more if he had survived.

(The reason Maul lost is he got overconfident. He had Obi-Wan down, and he stopped to play with him. It cost him his life.)
 
I think Vader was a better fighter than most give him credit for. As mentioned, he fought more with the Force than relying solely on his blade. Palpatine didn't even use a lightsaber, and he pretty much could have mopped up the floor with His Darthness.

At the time of his duel with Obi-Wan on the Death Star, he hadn't had a worthy opponent for some time, a fact that he laments after facing Luke on Bespin...read "Shadows of the Empire" for more on this.

In the novel "The Approaching Storm", Obi-Wan comments to fellow Master Luminara Unduli that Anakin is already masterful for his age with a lightsaber. I don't think he did that bad, considering that he's still a kid going against a powerful Dark Lord. There's more to a lightsaber duel than having your blade in the right place at the right time. I've studied Katana for over 17 years, and I've had guys a lot slower than me still give me a hell of a run because they were smarter. Funny thing in that book...they did a nice job of preparing you for Yoda's duel. Anakin and Obi-Wan have a disagreement about how effective Yoda would be, with Anakin insisting that Yoda is a lightsaber Master in theory only, as he'd give up too much in reach and height to an opponent. Obi-Wan slyly suggests that the apprentice comment on things he's actually seen...
 
Oddjob0226 said:

Luke and Leia are brother and sister. But isin't interesting thay they kissed before the chasm swing in Star Wars, later Luke get's jelous when Han says..."you think a gallike her and a guy like me....?" AND when Luke 1st sees Leia he mentions "She's beautiful". I don't have this type of relationship with my sister.

And don't forget the VERY passionate kiss they shared in the sick bay on Hoth in Empire. What was that? They don't even know they are brother & sister until the 3rd movie...

And in these recent films, there's so much being made of Amidala and Aniekin, yet the mother of Luke and Leia wasn't even touched upon in the 1st 3 films..... If Lucas had this all mapped out, what happened to that small detail?

And when you think about it, Obi Wan sure witheld a LOT of details from Luke! A lot. You're gonna be a Jedi, and we have this amazing history... but I'm not telling you any of it..... or your family history, your origin......

...

Umm, I think you might find that if Luke didn't know Leia was his sister, he's not going to stop her from kissing him. Remember that at the times you have mentioned, Luke didn't have much of his jedi insights to be able to tell.

Padme is mentioned in the original films. In ROTJ, on Endor:

'Leia, do you remember your mother. I mean your real mother?'
'Just a little bit... Just images really, feelings'
'Tell me'
'She was very young, very beautiful...'

Obi Wan didn't tell Luke about his family past coz he didn't think he was ready. Fancy finding that stuff out, it would kill you.

Back to the main issue, episode 2 was the best yet. Acting was a bit *ahem*, but everything else was great. Great story, great action, the romance got a bit sketchy in the middle but wh cares? The rest of the film was so good anyway.

I agree with most of the stuff above, e.g. Padme still loving Anaking despite the fact he's a mass murderer, lightsaber fight too short etc.

I also think its great how when his mum dies, the imperial theme starts playing gently in the background. Subtle but effective.

The quote of the film must be 'You'll be the death of me' and the worse part is when threepio says 'This is such a drag'

I can't wait till EP 3!
 
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