To the folks who have offered the nice comments and encouragements over the True Story episodes I've written,... Mitch, Jay, MrP, Sole,.. and the rest,.. I gotta tell you,...... It ain't all that easy to "keep 'em coming," ...'cause I've about written them all. The stories about Linda and Dory and Peggy and Susan have all been a lot of fun to recount,... good times, eh? .... but alas, that well is about dry.
That's the main reason I started the thread about "BAD Stories," ... the situations that simply went altogether wrong,..... I wanted to write something for you guys,....... and actual experience has always been my main stock-in-trade. (I'm gonna try some fiction soon,.... umm,... we'll see.) And there are plenty of BAD stories yet to be told, I guess,..though probably very few of them resulted in any substantial or gratifying tickling.
And then there are some situations which defy catagorization,.... and the story I'm about to tell may be one of them. A little creepy,... a little humorous,... a few unusual elements, to say the least. BAD Story? Fun Story? You make the call,.... I was telling Isabeau about it the other day, and she said I should go ahead and share it with the group. Whew,.... Okay,.... here goes.
I got invited to a little real estate banquet down on The Bay. You know how they are,.... private back room of a prominent local restaurant,.... big table,.. eat a lot of shrimp and get drunk. Maybe thirty people were there. Very little official business got transacted, but a good time was had by all, eh? I was sitting all the way at the end of one long side of the table,.. some blonde named Sophia had the very end of the table,... and directly across from me sat a brunette whom I engaged in conversation. Her name turned out to be Julia, and she was wide open. Earthy.... even crude at times. But hell,.. we'd been drinking for two hours. It was a party.
At some point as I was talking with Julia, she got the strangest look on her face,.. very perplexed,... and she peered down into her lap. Looking back up at me, and with a quick side glance at Sophia, she loudly announced, "Sophia has just put her feet in my lap." Julia lifted the tablecloth and double-checked the status of things in her lap. "Her BARE feet!"
Ok, I couldn't resist. I leaned over and peeked under the table,... Sure enough, Sophia had kicked off her heels and placed her bare feet in Julia's lap. Somewhat unwillingly, I sat back upright,.... Sophia was giggling uproariously,... Julia was feigning outrage while tickling Sophia's soles a little,.... (like I said,... a good time was had by all) "Well damn," I said,.. "I can't believe she picked you over me."
Now,... you would think that this little event was going to turn out to be the focus somehow of this story. But it is not. It was just the beginning. Sophia's little feet-in-the-lap trick was short-lived,..... but Julia ended up coming back to my place. On the drive,... and in some way, shape or form,.. I told her I'd found Sophia's little trick to be very sexy,..... because I had a thing for ladies' feet,.... y'know,... a foot fetish? "Ohhhhhhhh," Julia replied,.. She was smashed, by the way. But at any rate, the general subject of offbeat behavior had been broached......
Once in my house, things happened pretty quickly. Julia grabbed me in a bear-hug and very matter-of-factly asked me if I had anything I could use to tie her up. Okay,.... this was what I was hoping to hear, right? O boy,... sex, ropes, feet, tickling,...... general carnal stuff all the way around. "Tie me up and do anything you want with me," Julia elaborated as I was searching out some 5/8" braided line. "Spank me,.. beat me,.. whip me,..... anything."
I naturally paused. "Uhh,..... I was just going to tickle you," I said. Julia got that perplexed look again and said, "Well,.... I guess you could try. I'm not very ticklish."
Without putting too fine a point on it, here's what happened. I told Julia that the things she was talking about were a little heavy-duty for me,.... that I was just a meager foot fetishist who liked to tickle, etc,... I tied her up (that was her numero uno),.. but ticklish? Nope. Not a bit. She was intrigued with other foot-play however, and we had a pretty good time in the bedroom. Just no tickling. All-in-all, I was feeling fairly good about things as we decided (a little while later) to make another round of drinks and check out the late movies.
Julia was actually a little apologetic about hitting me with the serious BDSM stuff, though she complimented me on my knot-tying (hey, I'm a sailor) "I just love to be tied," she said simply. "Bobby can take care of the other things when he gets back."
"Bobby?" I asked,... already sensing that extreme panic was just around the corner. "Who's Bobby?" Boyfriend,.. husband,... I knew that was what I was going to hear. Julia said "husband," and I took a deep breath. "Heh heh ,.... you didn't mention that you were MARRIED," I joshed. "So where is Bobby?"
"He works at Quantico during the week,.... he's only home on weekends." I pondered this information very rapidly.
"Quantico? But there's nothing at Quantico but,.... a US Marine Corps base." I suddenly felt like I was in a Stephen King novel.
"Yeah, Bobby's a sergeant in the Marines," Julia said,.. "He had two tours in 'Nam,.... nows he just trains other guys," I was having respiratory difficulties,...
"You mean,........ I've just had sex with the wife of a Marine sergeant,.. a guy who kills people for a living?" Julia had a lusty chuckle at that.
"Yeah,... but it's Ok,... he'll never know. I'm not going to tell him. He'd probably kill both of us." Oh,...... well,... to think I was worried.
I sat there contemplating the sheer horror of this news for a minute or two. Julia seemed genuinely amused at my state of shock. My next move was to put on a pot of coffee and ask Julia if she would be Ok to drive, because she had to get the hell out of there. Turned out that she and Bobby lived less than a mile away. Just gets better and better, eh?
While we were having coffee, she went to great lengths to get me to calm down and not take it so seriously,..... again reassuring me that SHE would never breathe a word about our little get-together,... and thanks-by-the-way for tying her up,... she loved it,..... the foot thing was cute,... sorry she wasn't ticklish,.. etc, etc,.. etc. And I DID calm down a little,..... Julia eventually headed out for home,..... but that was not the end of the story.
------ I'll append Part 2 to this same thread.
That's the main reason I started the thread about "BAD Stories," ... the situations that simply went altogether wrong,..... I wanted to write something for you guys,....... and actual experience has always been my main stock-in-trade. (I'm gonna try some fiction soon,.... umm,... we'll see.) And there are plenty of BAD stories yet to be told, I guess,..though probably very few of them resulted in any substantial or gratifying tickling.
And then there are some situations which defy catagorization,.... and the story I'm about to tell may be one of them. A little creepy,... a little humorous,... a few unusual elements, to say the least. BAD Story? Fun Story? You make the call,.... I was telling Isabeau about it the other day, and she said I should go ahead and share it with the group. Whew,.... Okay,.... here goes.
I got invited to a little real estate banquet down on The Bay. You know how they are,.... private back room of a prominent local restaurant,.... big table,.. eat a lot of shrimp and get drunk. Maybe thirty people were there. Very little official business got transacted, but a good time was had by all, eh? I was sitting all the way at the end of one long side of the table,.. some blonde named Sophia had the very end of the table,... and directly across from me sat a brunette whom I engaged in conversation. Her name turned out to be Julia, and she was wide open. Earthy.... even crude at times. But hell,.. we'd been drinking for two hours. It was a party.
At some point as I was talking with Julia, she got the strangest look on her face,.. very perplexed,... and she peered down into her lap. Looking back up at me, and with a quick side glance at Sophia, she loudly announced, "Sophia has just put her feet in my lap." Julia lifted the tablecloth and double-checked the status of things in her lap. "Her BARE feet!"
Ok, I couldn't resist. I leaned over and peeked under the table,... Sure enough, Sophia had kicked off her heels and placed her bare feet in Julia's lap. Somewhat unwillingly, I sat back upright,.... Sophia was giggling uproariously,... Julia was feigning outrage while tickling Sophia's soles a little,.... (like I said,... a good time was had by all) "Well damn," I said,.. "I can't believe she picked you over me."
Now,... you would think that this little event was going to turn out to be the focus somehow of this story. But it is not. It was just the beginning. Sophia's little feet-in-the-lap trick was short-lived,..... but Julia ended up coming back to my place. On the drive,... and in some way, shape or form,.. I told her I'd found Sophia's little trick to be very sexy,..... because I had a thing for ladies' feet,.... y'know,... a foot fetish? "Ohhhhhhhh," Julia replied,.. She was smashed, by the way. But at any rate, the general subject of offbeat behavior had been broached......
Once in my house, things happened pretty quickly. Julia grabbed me in a bear-hug and very matter-of-factly asked me if I had anything I could use to tie her up. Okay,.... this was what I was hoping to hear, right? O boy,... sex, ropes, feet, tickling,...... general carnal stuff all the way around. "Tie me up and do anything you want with me," Julia elaborated as I was searching out some 5/8" braided line. "Spank me,.. beat me,.. whip me,..... anything."
I naturally paused. "Uhh,..... I was just going to tickle you," I said. Julia got that perplexed look again and said, "Well,.... I guess you could try. I'm not very ticklish."
Without putting too fine a point on it, here's what happened. I told Julia that the things she was talking about were a little heavy-duty for me,.... that I was just a meager foot fetishist who liked to tickle, etc,... I tied her up (that was her numero uno),.. but ticklish? Nope. Not a bit. She was intrigued with other foot-play however, and we had a pretty good time in the bedroom. Just no tickling. All-in-all, I was feeling fairly good about things as we decided (a little while later) to make another round of drinks and check out the late movies.
Julia was actually a little apologetic about hitting me with the serious BDSM stuff, though she complimented me on my knot-tying (hey, I'm a sailor) "I just love to be tied," she said simply. "Bobby can take care of the other things when he gets back."
"Bobby?" I asked,... already sensing that extreme panic was just around the corner. "Who's Bobby?" Boyfriend,.. husband,... I knew that was what I was going to hear. Julia said "husband," and I took a deep breath. "Heh heh ,.... you didn't mention that you were MARRIED," I joshed. "So where is Bobby?"
"He works at Quantico during the week,.... he's only home on weekends." I pondered this information very rapidly.
"Quantico? But there's nothing at Quantico but,.... a US Marine Corps base." I suddenly felt like I was in a Stephen King novel.
"Yeah, Bobby's a sergeant in the Marines," Julia said,.. "He had two tours in 'Nam,.... nows he just trains other guys," I was having respiratory difficulties,...
"You mean,........ I've just had sex with the wife of a Marine sergeant,.. a guy who kills people for a living?" Julia had a lusty chuckle at that.
"Yeah,... but it's Ok,... he'll never know. I'm not going to tell him. He'd probably kill both of us." Oh,...... well,... to think I was worried.
I sat there contemplating the sheer horror of this news for a minute or two. Julia seemed genuinely amused at my state of shock. My next move was to put on a pot of coffee and ask Julia if she would be Ok to drive, because she had to get the hell out of there. Turned out that she and Bobby lived less than a mile away. Just gets better and better, eh?
While we were having coffee, she went to great lengths to get me to calm down and not take it so seriously,..... again reassuring me that SHE would never breathe a word about our little get-together,... and thanks-by-the-way for tying her up,... she loved it,..... the foot thing was cute,... sorry she wasn't ticklish,.. etc, etc,.. etc. And I DID calm down a little,..... Julia eventually headed out for home,..... but that was not the end of the story.
------ I'll append Part 2 to this same thread.