Adam's got a naughty list longer than Santa's, he will need all of santa's reindeer to help him pull the heavy sled full of rears he intends on having...
I expect to only get one dose! Thank god the shark has many more ladies to attend then just me....so where could he possibly find the time to make me so sore that I have to limp around!
Geez...I'm glad I'm a guy and not subject to the horrifying threats some the neanderthals make around here...😀
It's okay ladies, you can all hang out with me, I'm not evil and violent like the other guys.
LOL! Now what's truly funny is that around 1am or so on any night of the party you'll see every Big Bad Neanderthal in this thread lounging on some sofa with no less than two girls snuggled against him, the 'anderthal looking all kinds of smug and satisfied and the girls all blissfully happy and content even if their ribs have fingerprint sized marks and their backsides are the color of fire engines. Don't question it, just groove on
LOL! Now what's truly funny is that around 1am or so on any night of the party you'll see every Big Bad Neanderthal in this thread lounging on some sofa with no less than two girls snuggled against him, the 'thanderal looking all kinds of smug and satisfied and the girls all blissfully happy and content even if their ribs have fingerprint sized marks and their backsides are the color of fire engines. Don't question it, just groove on
Ra Ra Ra?🙂
Now ain't that just my lot in life!? I'm physically incapable of playing the big bad neanderthal role (I'm just not big enough!), so I gots to play the nice guy role, but what's that get me? pwned by the world it seems. Alright enough of my self pity! There's gotta be room in there for me somewhere...
Of course I am more of a 'lee...grr I'm gonna do this! Ra! Ra! Ra!
It's okay ladies, you can all hang out with me, I'm not evil and violent like the other guys.
Ra Ra Ra?
No worries - we nice guys, too...just in a different, you're-so-adorable-and-pwnable kinda way 🙂
This thread has gotten WAY out of control....I love it.
Oh, I didn't know that evil and violent was a bad thing...
*hangs head and starts pulling floggers back out of his suitcase*
LMAO PUT IT BACK!!!
My, apparently the women do enjoy a good old fashioned flogging. I may need to re-think my ways...Cave man style all the way boys!
My, apparently the women do enjoy a good old fashioned flogging. I may need to re-think my ways...Cave man style all the way boys!
Ha, you don't have to be a cave man to give a good flogging, in fact it's one of the most elegant skills a Dom can have; the Florentine style of overhand flogging with double floggers is absolutely beautiful to watch, and feels mighty good too! FYI, it doesn't hurt; it just feels like an OMG *amazing* back massage, especially with the rabbit fur or elk floggers ;-)
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I just hope to hear Classy snort again when she is being worked over.
I just hope to hear Classy snort again when she is being worked over.
🙂
Now ain't that just my lot in life!? I'm physically incapable of playing the big bad neanderthal role (I'm just not big enough!), so I gots to play the nice guy role, but what's that get me? pwned by the world it seems. Alright enough of my self pity! There's gotta be room in there for me somewhere...
Of course I am more of a 'lee...grr I'm gonna do this! Ra! Ra! Ra!
now THAT's funny!!!!
OMG...did I mention how excited I am??? 😀