Watch your mouth Monkey, I was the only one that was concerned that your teeth were going to be left on the pavement, until I heard you say in a giddy voice "my boobs tooootally broke my fall!".
He's right. In fact, I was very excited at the prospect of picking your teeth out of the pavement and making a necklace out of them.
I had this dream last night that a bunch of us Bashers all lived together at some Little Orphan Annie-style orphanage where we slept in this banquet hall-sized bedroom w/two very long rows of beds lining the walls on either side. We had to wear these gown-like things to bed & we'd all break out in song & dance whenever the mood would strike us.
I think I actually kinda prefer that reality.
I had this dream last night that a bunch of us Bashers all lived together at some Little Orphan Annie-style orphanage where we slept in this banquet hall-sized bedroom w/two very long rows of beds lining the walls on either side. We had to wear these gown-like things to bed & we'd all break out in song & dance whenever the mood would strike us.
I think I actually kinda prefer that reality.
Me: "Wife, do you know what a linking verb is?"
BlackestLily: "I think it's a verb that links two words..."
Me: *Blank stare* "Fucking DUH, Wife."
BlackestLily: *SLAP!* "You didn't let me finish!"
Feral slapping Saturday night was the most awesome fucking thing ever!!
Welcome to the winning side. 😀
Give my wife the finger again and I'll break your fingers off.
Oh, I'm white again. When did this happen? 😉
Was always on the winning side....but some of you guys are so big its easy to lose me in it
ok first you hunt innocent rhinos and take pix of your indevours.....now you wanna break the fingers of a newborn shark........can somone get PETA on the fucking fone?!?
eh it fluctuates....your a special breed
Sharks have fingers...?
It's gotta be a darn fine party to have this level of smack talk 2 weeks later
and people accuse me of smack-talking???😱😱😱
And on a side note, I found Mama B numero dos!
WOW
Actually, that soooo looks like my mom around 1967 (and Libby around 2015)
Sharks have fingers...?
Did you really ask that?? Now they're gonna think they have to prove it
No one ever said you were the only one, dear. Just the loudest and most pitiful 😎
nothing is ever pitiful about me...you betta recognize...and I am not that loud😛