Best mis-spellings of usernames

[Jagermeistered]

In my business, it is also an over-reported and dubious claim.

In my first ad agency job, 1975, I fell easily into the three martini lunch regimen of a couple of my elder mentors. But there was this staid and proper guy,... his name was Martin,.... who was a teetotaler, and often joshed amiably with us about our affinity for alcohol as we headed out for lunch. He always stayed behind.

Well,... one day Martin was sick and couldn't come in. But he was working on a project which needed to be advanced that very day. Like myself, he was a writer. We had to have whatever he had accomplished up to that point, and my V.P. authorized me to check out Martin's desk to see if I could locate his copy drafts. Okay.

I found the drafts, alright,... but a middle left-hand drawer also revealed about thirty-five empty Nyquil bottles. That drawer was the Lost Ark of hypocrisy. My faith in humanity was restored. Nothing was ever said about it, but Martin ended up writing in-house BS for Blue Cross-Blue Shield.

We may laugh so that we don't cry,... but we drink to maintain a semblance of composure and not be limited to those choices when something tough needs to get done.

Teetotalin' NyQuil drinker; now, that is classic!

 

[Jagermeistered]

I sometimes mis-spell other user's name, but that is my Jäger-thumb working my iPhone... 😀

 

[PiedPiper]

Teetotalin' NyQuil drinker; now, that is classic!

You just can't make this shit up, Jag. You know that. Martin's ride was a Porsche, too, when I was driving an old MG. Mad Men. The secretaries giggled about him behind his back. But he wasn't a bad guy,... just a little in denial.

 

[paracarl44]

Typing in your username is a challenge.

 

[Candygirl]

I haven't made a mistake with my own username. (yet, as I am sure I will at some point) I have had the same one on many forums for years. But "Candy" is so simple a word, it always makes me giggle when I see it in the chat or in a message mistyped as "Cadny" instead. And another I have seen typed it is "Canady" which was also mildly amusing 😀

 

[Bugman]

I don't misspell my username because I use TypeItIn for all my online log-ins.

I save all my misspellings and grammatical errors for body of the post. 😱

Ha, you sound like me, although I have tried logging in a few times as bagman, or bigman, which would actually fit me.