Beware, Mortals! Another round of Irritating Two-Liners

[Biscuit]

is upcoming!

Those of you peasantry who art new to the board may not recall this Holy Tradition, but trusteth one, thou shalt learn soon enough.

Prepare your sacrifices for the Altar of the Deity of the TMF!

*Divine Glow*

This weekend....it begins, foolish mortals.

 

[CrystalLight]

Ugh.. Cue the cheesy music.. 😎

 

[Lord Doctor]

What's with this "mortals" thing?

I'm not mortal.

 

[venray]

is upcoming!

Those of you peasantry who art new to the board may not recall this Holy Tradition, but trusteth one, thou shalt learn soon enough.

Prepare your sacrifices for the Altar of the Deity of the TMF!

*Divine Glow*



This weekend....it begins, foolish mortals.

Thank you Deity, as it has been some time since I have been graced with the blessed words...

(I must apologize for my "daughter's "insolence...gypsy blood...)

 

[Biscuit]

She is

both blond and Mortal, VenRayMond, and thus shall be forgiven her insolence...for the moment. Thou mayst rest assured that she shall getteth her own.

Tis amusing to think that there are so many new peasants on the forum who haveth no idea what comes, it is not, Father VenRayMond? Amusing, forsooth.

They shall learn.

*straightens toupee, glaring sternly about*

They shall indeed.

Especially *looks pointedly toward Blonde Section of the pews* the insolent ones.

😉

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I've not heard the Holy Word in quite some time. This should be most enlightening (or painful, depending). 😀

 

[milagros317]

Go ahead, most of your couplets are amusing. 😀

 

[General Zod]

Thank you Deity, as it has been some time since I have been graced with the blessed words...

(I must apologize for my "daughter's "insolence...gypsy blood...)

More like cursed words 😛

 

[TKForce]

What's with this "mortals" thing?

I'm not mortal.

Me either. One need merely check my sig to know that...

I AM A FORCE OF NATURE!!! NEARLY AS OLD AS TIME ITSELF!!!

 

[Biscuit]

*stage descends from ceiling*

*candles light themselves around the room, flickering in the sudden breeze*


*A deep, resonant voice intones*

Tonight, mortals.

Tonight, it beg..*COUGH, WHEEZE, GASP*

*clears throat in order to maintain a semblance of dignity*

err

tonight.

Humph!

*sends peasantry to begin polishing pews*

 

[CrystalLight]

You've been gone too long Triscuit.. Your going to have whole barrage of WTF is he talking abouts.. 😉

 

[General Zod]

*candles light themselves around the room, flickering in the sudden breeze*


*A deep, resonant voice intones*

Tonight, mortals.

Tonight, it beg..*COUGH, WHEEZE, GASP*

*clears throat in order to maintain a semblance of dignity*

err

tonight.

Humph!

*sends peasantry to begin polishing pews*

I can hardly wait for biscuits and gravy

 

[venray]

Twill explain itself when the time cometh....

 

[General Zod]

Well?😕

 

[TKForce]

We're all waiting on the edge of our seats (or behind them).

 

[CrystalLight]

C'mon Old Man..Just because you don't have 95468039 replies.. Don't mean there ain't people sneakin a peek in !


Get ta crackin !!!

 

[venray]

The divinity has bestowed upon me the message that the word will be given sometime after 8pm tonight...

 

[Biscuit]

*A Hush*

*falls over the crowd*

*midget tickettakers filter through the pews, taking donations and dispensing suspiciously foamy beverages from nipple-shaped girdles*

*Majestically, the Amighty, the Holiest of Holy, the Deity of the TMF himself, floats into the room*

*briefly, he straightens his toupee, then clears his throat, and in his resonant voice, proclaims...*

He's

The recently Enmodded computer fellow, who has a secret fascination with jello, spent a great deal of time moving the servers Divine which made the whiners of the board quite mellow.... HisOblongShedrow!


Theeeee

Benevolent ruler of the Forum, he runs a trivia night that's challenging and sublime, but Mavis Beacon long ago gave up on speeding his typing time .... TsaroftheForum!

She

Spends a lot of time in the chat, constantly singing obscure songs and allowing dark angels to fall on her chin, but her fascination with whips is her truly secret sin .... GirlwithaMullet!

*pauses to take a sip of ambrosia*

 

[Biscuit]

Hiiis

Wisdom teeth yanked out, all four at once, the poor fellow. Go in the chat and offer him sympathy and more drugs ... RodentOthello!

The

Truck he drives rumbles down the highway, scaring old ladies off the road. Especially when he had that accident and tumbled sextoys and latex out of his load ... General'sRod!

He's

New in the chatroom, speak his own language quite fluidly and claims otherworldly powers. One has to wonder if he uses this to claim overtime hours ... Ricin!

 

[milagros317]

Good ones, keep it up, Biscuit. 😀

 

[Biscuit]

He

has been on the forum since time began, posting images and quips' make sure to listen to his new show, where he will give mortals tips ... VenRayMond!

She's

The artist formerly known as Gigglet, the new queen of radio with her partner in crime; touch her weed stash and your death-knell will chime ... FannieSmall!

The

newest of members, who dives into all threads with candor and zeal. Speak ill of her favorite band and her foot up your ass you will feel ... Crystal'sTight!

*pauses to dodge tomatoes, gesturing to the doorguards*

Humph!

 

[venray]

Thank you Oh Deity....I am honored by your words......

 

[CrystalLight]

Ahh.. It's true.

 

[venray]

Of course...The Deity of the TMF always speaks the truth....

 

[CrystalLight]

Of course...The Deity of the TMF always speaks the truth....

That sentence is as gross as the feral cats Triscuit is obsessed with having curl up in bed with him!