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Beware, Mortals! Another round of Irritating Two-Liners

That was most enjoyable. 🙂
This humble force of nature is quite impressed. :bowing:
 
Biscuit said:
Wisdom teeth yanked out, all four at once, the poor fellow. Go in the chat and offer him sympathy and more drugs ... RodentOthello!

The

Truck he drives rumbles down the highway, scaring old ladies off the road. Especially when he had that accident and tumbled sextoys and latex onto the road ... General'sRod!

He's

New in the chatroom, speak his own language quite fluidly and claims otherworldly powers. One has to wonder if he uses this to claim overtime hours ... Ricin!
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I feel honored now :wavingguy
 
Biscuit said:
The recently Enmodded computer fellow, who has a secret fascination with jello, spent a great deal of time moving the servers Divine which made the whiners of the board quite mellow.... HisOblongShedrow!
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I am humbled to be to be oblong (and I could use a shed or three). 😀

Biscuit said:
The artist formerly known as Gigglet, the new queen of radio with her partner in crime; touch her weed stash and your death-knell will chime ... FannieSmall!
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Hee! The holy word is especially amusing here. 😛 The deity is smokin' this installation; keep 'em coming! 😀
 
Quite profound words inded, Oh Obnoxient One!


*Psst! Adjust the toupe.....you have the part going from ear to ear!*
 
The Word has been revealed to us underserving mortals.Let us use the wisdom granted to us for the good of mankind.:bowing:
 
The

Zappa fan on the forum, and most adamant guardian of free speech. Much to his delight, the girls in Seoul made him writhe and screech! .... Draw!

Hee

Has more posts than anyone, responds to new images blazingly fast; one has to wonder when he has time for a quick repast ... MilliGram!

She's

Short and brunette, and claims to hail from Sweden; Her giant pink hairbow sometimes slips down, interfering with her readin ... RunningNose!

*rains benificence upon rapt audience*
 
Biscuit said:
Short and brunette, and claims to hail from Sweden; Her giant pink hairbow sometimes slips down, interfering with her readin ... RunningNose!
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My hair is blaaack and my hairbow is tiny and red :cry1: :cry1: :cry1:

But I thank the deity for his divine kindness of letting me have a space in his
oh, so divine thread :twohugs:
 
There best be more here. If a deity can't please his people then he gets no more chicken. *smirks*
 
Sheeee's

Off at Nest, traveling hither and yon; her outfit spreadsheet no doubt many others will comment upon ... TightThighs!

He's

The actor extraordinaire, he oft declaims onstage in sordid delight, one would hope that haircare product infomercial gigs he would fight ... LiverClean!

She's

A model by day, Jon's squeaky-toy by night; in a view of her corsetted form soon many will no doubt delight ... Mitten!

He's

A Texan gamer, who ever heard of such a thing, if you harass in the chatroom with a sledge he will swing ... SexPress!

A staunch republican loyalist, will defend Bush to his grave; into his bathroom a can of Febreze the chambermaid must wave ... ManiacalPickles

The epitomizer of rhetoric in polics, upon the radio doth he expound; unfortunately for him, nearby bats a horrible squeak will now sound ... RobotMace

*Divine Radiance fills the pews, spilling downward like liquid light*

*gestures to altar*
 
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