Beware!

[Limeoutsider]

I swear, if you read this whole thread, you will be just fine, execpt that you will become like me.

I had to eat the chicken. It had the purple knife of flatulence.

Has the knife been passed to you?

 

[critterlord]

First, you have to understand that I eat rather quickly.

Let's just say, the knife has passed through me.

The Purple knife of flatulence has lived up to it's name.

 

[Prime]

So that was'nt a horn growing out of the green chickens chest. It was a purple knife of flatulence. Wellllll in that case it all makes sense in the world now.....*Prime slowly backs away from the thread*

 

[critterlord]

*Mauve Cow grabs Prime with a neck hold*

Mauve Cow: Mooove and you die! Give me the Orange Marmalade!!!

 

[Prime]

*Prime slays cow and offers to have a cookout..hamburgers anyone and marmalade anyone?*

Muave cow? Green chicken? WoW..this thread is like old mcdonalds farm on a rainbow.

With a muave cow here and green chicken there..here a cow there a chicken everywhere a cow and a chicken old mcdonald had a rainbow farm.. E. I. E. I. O

 

[critterlord]

Mary had a little lamb,
The Doctors were surprised.
But when Old McDonald had a farm,
The Doctors nearly died.

Just wait until the turquise rabid rabbits arrive.

DUN DUN DUN!!!

 

[bticklishfeet]

ok no more drugs for all of you! LOL
It's green eggs and ham, I am!

 

[bticklishfeet]

Mary had a little lamb,
The Doctors were surprised.
But when Old McDonald had a farm,
The Doctors nearly died.

Just wait until the turquise rabid rabbits arrive.

DUN DUN DUN!!!

Mary had a little lamb, and the Doctors fainted!

 

[critterlord]

On a completely different note, what exactly does LOL mean?

*Critterlord is suddenly attacked by 50 turquise rabid rabbits*

Bloody Heck, git off me, you blood sucking carrot bitters.

*Dead rabbits fly through the air*

Could I get a little help here!!! These things have teeth the size of scythes!

 

[Prime]

LoL means leaping orange lizards. I have no idea why they keep saying that. As for the rabbits your on your own. I saw monty python and the golden grail. Those rabbits are mean. Get a hand grenade and counteth to three then toss it at them.

 

[critterlord]

Hey, the grenade would be a good idea, if I wasn't so close to them.

*rabbits starts knawing on Critterlord's head. He picks it up and throws it away*

Back, you lettuce brains, or I will smit you all!!!

 

[venray]

Prime..that's HOLY grail...

Critterlord....LOL=laughing out loud...

*shame on you, Prime*

 

[Prime]

Its 1 o'clock in the morning....i just mispelled it thats all..yeah thats it...holy, golden...you can see how easy it would be. errrrrrr...yeah thats it. Tis just a scratch...the knights that say Ni....see i saw it..really. 😛

 

[venray]

...I fart in your general direction........

 

[critterlord]

*Creates a five second shield to fend off rabbits*

@ Venray, thanks for the LOL, and I must say, if you fart in one of my threads, you must light it, so it doesn't smell as bad.

@ Prime. The Black Knight always wins. We are no longer the knights who say Ni, we are the knights who say Icky, Icky ,Icky Toupang.

*Shield wears off*

@#$%!

*Rabbits immediately begin to continue gnawing at great speeds.*

By the powers of all things Furry, be gone! @#$%, I thought that might have worked.

 

[venray]

Oh, Cookie...

You forgot these..........🙄

Critterlord.....pardon me.....

 

[critterlord]

Great Balls of Fire!!!!!!

Thanks, I think you singed a few of those @#$% rabbits. Leave off Leave OFFF!!!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Picks up spiked club and beats rabbits into pulp*

Anyone up for mashed bunny?

 

[critterlord]

Thanks, Divine. Now that a day has passed, I can use another Hadoken.

*KABOOM!!!! *

Ha! Fried or Mashed, have your rabbit your way!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I sense something, something evil, something vastly unbelievable.....

Ack!!! The remnants of the turquoise rabbits called in reinforcements!!! I see a giant aqua rabbit 200 miles tall!!!! And he's surrounded by jelly beans shaped like Cartman!!!!

 

[critterlord]

Oh, Bloody Heck

And I already used my Hadoken! Tell you what, I'll take care of the Cartman fake jellybeans, if you take out the huge rabbi, errr rabbit. Kay?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Got it.

*Raises hands above head and creates an attack combining the spirit bomb, kamehameha, hadoken, spirit gun, gallic gun, and a host of other techniques I forgot to mention. Procedes to utterly annihilate the accursed bunny.*

Doom is at hand!!!!!! (again)

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *

I think I just killed the jelly beans too. (sorry)

 

[critterlord]

No offence, but I think that you just singed my mage hat with that blast. Great Idea though.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Here's a new one.

 

[critterlord]

New What?