Hey guys. I just think I should extend a warm invitation to all of you to migrate to the safest country on earth ... Gods Own Land: New Zealand. In fact, the only terrorist bombing that's ever happened here was commissioned by the French government - 20 years ago today in fact when Greenpeace flagship Rainbow Warrior, which was about to depart Auckland to protest French nuclear testing in the Pacific, was bombed by the French secret service.
I feel so lucky that I live here. When I get on the bus I never even think that it might blow up. And the underground railways, well we are so behind the times that we don't even have that yet!
It is election year here, and you just know that you live in the greatest country on earth when all the politicians care to debate is whether taxation rates for higher earners should be 39% or 33%. I'm so thankful that I don't have to deal with this shit, and have every sympathy for those that do and may have to in the future (something tells me there will be more attempts to terrorise - but we MUST hold firm).
I hope these cowards are brought to justice, but I fear that they won't. Or otherwise, the head honchos will never be found and the only people to go on trial will be whipping boys and nominal defendants. To our Muslim brothers and sisters out there, fear not, you are still welcome in New Zealand - just not those of you of the extremist kind.
I hope everyone in London is ok, and for those that aren't I wish you a speedy recovery. For those who have lost a love one, deepest sympathies.