BOOOOOOOM!!! Ask Tropic Thunder a question... anything!

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If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? XD

 

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If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

 

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In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

 

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Still not bombing your thread, just bored and seeking amusement! XD

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

 

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Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

o.0

They should just stable those things on.

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?

We live in Canada. We have provinces. I care nothing for Allstates and their lack of all states. I can't even drive, let alone get insurance. >.< We should open up an insurance company called AllProv but only offer it to French Candians. They'd love it.

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, and you're the main witness, what if you say "no"?

Google it?

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

That would probably be the only thing exciting about baseball that I'll have ever seen.

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

It is. Didn't you know that?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? XD

Yes. Charlie is so guilty right now.

If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

Who puts faces on cartons these days? I've NEVER seen one.

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

Yankee Doodle was clearly a crack/cocaine user.

Still not bombing your thread, just bored and seeking amusement! XD

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Enjoy witnessing the vicious cylce that is life.

I don't care if you bomb my thread. Someones gotta do it because Tom's not here. *sniffles*

 

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In what other language can you find noses that run and feet that smell?

 

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

 

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When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?

 

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

 

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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

 

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If the pen is mightier than the sword, why isn't the pencil?

 

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Which was the scariest moment of your life?

 

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If you could be granted 3 wishes, what would they be and why?

 

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Which are your 3 physical features, you get complimented on often?

 

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What's your worst and best memory of high school and why?

 

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What is the most rewarding experience you have had and what made it so?

 

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If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?

 

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What’s your favorite movie?

 

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What’s your favorite Sunday topping?

 

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What’s your weirdest quirk?

 

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Who is your favorite author?

 

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What’s your favorite hobby?

 

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Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?

 

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Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

 

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n the song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," which is yellow-the bikini or the polka dots?