BOOOOOOOM!!! Ask Tropic Thunder a question... anything!

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why do people bomb threads??

 

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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

 

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

 

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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?

 

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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

 

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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Are they cramming for their final exams?

 

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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

 

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How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?

 

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Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

 

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Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

 

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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

 

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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

 

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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

 

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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

 

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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-thru ATM?

 

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Can I bomb your thread again and not have you out to get me by the play party?

Ok Very bad DO not to that!!!

 

[TropicThunder]

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

yes, but that works on everyone it seems. Especially Mr. Kitty.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

o.0

Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

Crack is whack.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Pigs have no voices. They are a minority. And delicious.

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

The government steps in.

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with!

What else could they come in? I dunno. cheesecloth maybe.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Cheese can't talk, you silly.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist?

Because racist already has a definition. And besides, some race car drivers are indeed, racist.

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

They're not. Mmhmm.

why do people bomb threads??

Because its a great way to both pester, get involved and learn more about someone.

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Yes, but its a whole different kind of sentence.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

Yes. It should follow.

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?

I sure am.

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I don't know, but I hear they have a great benefits package

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Are they cramming for their final exams?

I'll be reading the Kama Sutra when, thank you very much. 😛

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

To help us.

How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?

My team always wins. XD

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

42.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

They were thwarted by Austin Powers

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

In case we crash into the water. Technically when the plane is falling, they still want you to stay in your seats. Fucked if I know why.

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

You should have a silencer when shooting anyone.

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Snowshoes?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

So when you have fucktard employees, your boss can lock the doors to keep people out while he yells at you for a half an hour.

(fuck that was so funny when that happened)

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-thru ATM?

They have drive thru ATMs!?

 

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During violent, back-arching orgasms do you have erotic thoughts of Helen Reddy like I do?

 

[TropicThunder]

During violent, back-arching orgasms do you have erotic thoughts of Helen Reddy like I do?

how...did...you know?

 

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So when you have fucktard employees, your boss can lock the doors to keep people out while he yells at you for a half an hour.

(fuck that was so funny when that happened)

You got to see something like that? Are you serious? That would've been hilarious!

 

[TropicThunder]

You got to see something like that? Are you serious? That would've been hilarious!

Yeah, it was pretty awesome. And nessecary.

but it wasn't at a 7-11, it was at a Petro-Canada.

 

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How many more sleeps?

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Do you even sleep anymore or just take regular, intervaled naps that make up the length of time you normally sleep?

 

[Big_Dogg85]

How is it pronounced: Pah-tay-to or bah-day-do?

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Looking forward to the road trip?