BOOOOOOOM!!! Ask Tropic Thunder a question... anything!

[AmandaBear]

How do ghosts taste like? =D

 

[kered]

Will Amandabear ever quit stalking me?

 

[TropicThunder]

Is it gay to act....gay?

If you’re just acting gay, but not really gay then you’re not technically gay but that’s still kind of gay. However, if you are gay, then its not acting at all. Which is gay.

Do I sound fat to you?

That depends. Try and speak some Huttese for me.

How do I escape from planet Earth?

The fastest way to travel is by candlelight.

What is the best car to run over gypsies?

Perhaps its not a car at all, but a steam roller.

Does God masturbate?

Yes. He’s thinking of raping Texas in the TMF Chatroom while he does it too.

Why am I peeing lemonade?

THAT’S NOT LEMONADE! PUT THE CUP DOWN NOW!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Bob L’ponge

Is it raining men?

God I hope not, I have to go walk the dog and I don’t have my GIGANTIC RAINBOW UMBRELLA!

My yuppie neighbour thinks I'm the gardener, should I tell him?

No, just get back to the weeding.

What's the penalty for catching someone wearing your underwear?

They have to let me take pictures.

Is it okay to climb trees and howl at the moon? =D

😵 since when is it not?

Is it wrong to fart at people you don't like?

No, it’s not wrong at all.

Do people with longer noses tell more lies? :O

No. But then again, my nose is kind of long, so I could be lying. Which would make the statement true. but it might still be a lie.

I made Jesus-shaped pancakes...but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?

No, but you will if you eat them.

What's the best name for a pet rock?

ticklishscribe

How do I kill a cantaloupe?

With a spoon and a knife! Cut it in half like Obi-Wan sliced Darth Maul in half, and then scoop its guts out with the spoon. Then enjoy. I love melons.

How do you spell government?

Please refer to the Empire Strikes Back.

I was bitten by a turtle when i was little, can i still drink orange juice?

No. I’m sorry, but no.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

A well balanced diet

Is it OK to use a Doritos bag instead of a condom?

Yes, but only once.

Can I legally marry a Pokemon?

In some states, but only after its first evolution. Otherwise you'd be known as a Poke-predator and arrested to Pokephelia.

What did birds poop on before cars were invented?

The wheel

How do ghosts taste like? =D

Ectoplasm. And the taste of their plasm depends on how much fruit or red meat they ate in their life.

Will Amandabear ever quit stalking me?

No, she will only gain more followers.

 

[leafstk]

I see Amanda joined the Threadbombing fold! Epic eh?

Oh... and how is you tonight?

 

[leafstk]

Oh... and how come I can't send Rosie a friend request or a PM? hahaha XD

 

[TropicThunder]

Hm. I'm doing awesomesauce.

And um...I dunno. I'll try sending her something maybe.

How are you doing? Hungover??

 

[leafstk]

lol, it's all good 😀 Was hoping she would see that, lawl

I had a hefty headache there today, but otherwise I'm okay 🙂 Did you know I registered today finally? 😀

 

[TropicThunder]

lol, it's all good 😀 Was hoping she would see that, lawl

I had a hefty headache there today, but otherwise I'm okay 🙂 Did you know I registered today finally? 😀

YAY, now I don't have to BEET YEW

 

[McNoodle]

Do you need to go back to school now to complete your grade 13? 😀

 

[leafstk]

YAY, now I don't have to BEET YEW

Oh, but you may still want to... stay tuned

 

[TropicThunder]

Do you need to go back to school now to complete your grade 13? 😀

Grade 13? WTF is that?!

 

[McNoodle]

Welcome to Ontario sunshine 😛

Which two species in the animal kingdom should never mate and why?

 

[TropicThunder]

Oh, but you may still want to... stay tuned

O rly?

 

[TropicThunder]

Welcome to Ontario sunshine 😛

Which two species in the animal kingdom should never mate and why?

A platypus and a badger.

 

[leafstk]

O rly?

Hey... I like steak! 😀

Are you going to the Scarborough fair?

 

[TropicThunder]

Hey... I like steak! 😀

Are you going to the Scarborough fair?

Wassat?

 

[leafstk]

Oh just a stupid old song... but we have a Scarborough here, so I thought you might get it 😛

Will you be making eggs benedict at the party?

 

[TropicThunder]

Oh just a stupid old song... but we have a Scarborough here, so I thought you might get it 😛

Will you be making eggs benedict at the party?

OMG, I should. but making eggs benny for 3 people is difficult. I can't imagine doing it for 30.

 

[leafstk]

True that, lol 😛

Do you miss us yet?

 

[Pokey]

Good morning very happy and friendly young lady!!! What is your favorite hobby?

 

[TropicThunder]

True that, lol 😛

Do you miss us yet?

Yes. I don't know how I will go on...

 

[TropicThunder]

Good morning very happy and friendly young lady!!! What is your favorite hobby?

Right now, it's cooking. Ask me again next week. ^.^

 

[VMANDUDE]

....Oh great and mighty TropicThunder.....what...is the meaning of life?

 

[TropicThunder]

....Oh great and mighty TropicThunder.....what...is the meaning of life?

The persuit of perfection through procreation.

 

[VMANDUDE]

Now, now, Ma'am. Weren't you ever taught to mind your P's and Q's? I only see P's in there.....