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*Breaking News* LXG under Federal Investigation....

sasaxrah said:
Ray's article would explain why today I was called in to the regional FBI headquarters for questioning. They wanted to know what I had contributed to the LXG (my IRA and entire checking account) and the meaning of being the First Lady. (I couldn't tell them, as I have no idea.)

As I right this in a federal detention center, I thank god for internet access and this bright orange jumpsuit. Pics to follow.
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*fapfapfap*
 
sasaxrah said:
Ray's article would explain why today I was called in to the regional FBI headquarters for questioning. They wanted to know what I had contributed to the LXG (my IRA and entire checking account) and the meaning of being the First Lady. (I couldn't tell them, as I have no idea.)

As I right this in a federal detention center, I thank god for internet access and this bright orange jumpsuit. Pics to follow.
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This is a very intriguing update.

In other news, I have heard that a certain female forum member just saved 15% by switching to Geico.
 
sasaxrah said:
Ray's article would explain why today I was called in to the regional FBI headquarters for questioning. They wanted to know what I had contributed to the LXG (my IRA and entire checking account) and the meaning of being the First Lady. (I couldn't tell them, as I have no idea.)

As I right this in a federal detention center, I thank god for internet access and this bright orange jumpsuit. Pics to follow.
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DAVE!!! Does Sarah know you're posting under her account and misspelling words in her name?
 
slacker2114 said:
HE would not do it for you. He simply pushed you to someone else. Stop trying to slander the curator.
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It's Kered. He would too have done it for me if it was a photomanip. Duh.

slacker2114 said:
And this is where YOU fail. The Lean does not have followers. We all simply subscribe to the philosophy that is the Lean. The UCB follows an overlord. Get your terms right. 😛
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And that's so cute of you sugarcoat your brainwashing, but we all know the truth. I learned the hard way. I still have the bruises. Oww.

slacker2114 said:
By the way, it's so cute to see a goddess beg. :bwahaha:
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Begging? :sarcasm:

This is begging: "Oh please, oh please, let me join! :pweese: Please, please, please! :pweese: "

I'm only telling the truth. I don't care if I'm a member of UCB. I know the truth and that's all that matters.
 
Haha. She actually is posting on her own account. She just im'd me laughing about that mistake.
 
baldadonis said:
Haha. She actually is posting on her own account. She just im'd me laughing about that mistake.
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Haha. I just won the lottery. I just im'd Jay, laughing about how we're going to enjoy the money.

See how easy lying is? 😛
 
venray said:
Lying is always easy for the LXG.......You just proved that point...
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Wow...for a guy who remembers seeing the pyramids built, you sure are immature. That's just like saying "I know you are, but what am I?"
 
venray said:
Ya know....I actually dont mind it when YOU lean on me.....:wub::wub::wub::wub:
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Wow....venray admitted to being okay with leaning...
Maybe after all these millennia his bones are shifting, yet maintaining a very upright stance o.o
 
*B R E A K I N G





N E W S!*



*Sketch*, TMF's lovable and most recognizable Schizophrenic, has changed his mind about a very important issue....he has now officially switched from the KC Masterpiece brand BBQ sauce to that of Kraft!!!! The details as to which flavor BBQ sauce is still undetermined.
 
Lamashtu said:
Wow....venray admitted to being okay with leaning...
Maybe after all these millennia his bones are shifting, yet maintaining a very upright stance o.o
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Only cause I luv you so much and that lil guy you hang with....

As for me leaning...nah..I just spent a year getting my ankles all straightened out....no leaning here..!:redheart:
 
venray said:
Only cause I luv you so much and that lil guy you hang with....

As for me leaning...nah..I just spent a year getting my ankles all straightened out....no leaning here..!:redheart:
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Except when you had to lean on your walker, lean on your crutches....
 
You dont lean on a walker...it keeps you straight and upright (2 things you wouldnt know about)





ROFL....


and i never used crutches...I dont need a "crutch" like leaners do...
 
Breaking news, huh. For the record:

It was blatently obvious the Nemesis was disgruntled about something when she asked me to make something degrading regarding Slacker and Natural. Not wanting to get involved with this I gave her a song and dance then sent her to Snailshell. I later found out that she was the first person to have their application come into question by the LXG. Looks like a big case of sour grapes on her part.

Venray used the oldest method ever to make the fake Times Newspaper article. A very pittiful attempt but when that is all you remember............'nuff said. At least my Jib-Jab stuff in current and mildly amusing.

Baldadonis is a lawyer. Lawyers are trained to work any lie they can. Baldadonis is a lawyer. Anybody else see the pattern here?

Venray needs to restrain himself. I will say it one more time. I got dibs on Lamashtu.
I GOT DIBS ON LAMASHTU.

The LXG has no axe to grind but feeble attempts like this to discredit us are beginning to become annoying. The key word being Feeble.......Ray. Feeble. Ray. Hmmmmm, I'm beginning to see another pattern.
 
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