Buy 3 things to make the cashier go WTF

[leafstk]

Haha! I like the Leia buns, gotta say! 😛

Cashews
Hooks
Strong rope

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Duct tape
Broccoli
Miniature christmas tree

 

[myth77]

spray paint
a leather belt
a camera

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Earphones
Fluffy die
Chopsticks

 

[leafstk]

Cotton balls
Play Dough
Sprinkles

 

[myth77]

cake mix
a paint brush
satin sheets

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Cereal
Fly swat
Diapers

 

[myth77]

goldfish
a cookbook
butter
(it is possible...some Walmarts have pets🙂)

 

[leafstk]

A shower poof
Lube
Hungry Hippo's

 

[Gothika]

chalk
gun
mask

 

[c7_assassin]

A book on childrearing
Tequila
A shock collar 😀

 

[arion30]

whipped cream
vaseline
a store mannequin

 

[Gothika]

swiss cheese
vasaline
video camera

 

[arion30]

a duck,
a hat
superglue

 

[Gothika]

plastic wrap
comb
pie

 

[c7_assassin]

A puppy
A blender
A Korean cookbook

 

[Angel77]

a personal "muscle massager"
Vaseline
cactus plant

 

[Mike3355]

a model of the Starship Enterprise (any of them really)
Bottle of Lube
Spreader bar

 

[c7_assassin]

The 1st season of Gilmore Girls
A box of cigars
A bottle of lube

 

[Gothika]

butter
gold fish
frying pan

 

[c7_assassin]

butter
gold fish
frying pan

A gerbil
A Hungry-Hungry Hippos game
A copy of the Necronomicon

 

[emilyemilyemily]

granola

a feather duster

condoms.

 

[vladtickleman22]

A bluefish bat
Lube
Duct Tape

 

[tommytikl]

whipped cream
vaseline
a store mannequin

LOL

 

[Snail Shell]

All kinds of booze
A carton of smokes
A box of diapers

Then, when they ring you through, act like you're short for money and tell them to put the diapers back.

😀

Snail Shell