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Caption Contest!

Pardon the thread-necrophilia, but sometimes you run across a photo that just cries for a caption:
 
"A traitor directs the government forces against Napoleon's Farmhouse Army."
 
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Well, the comic timing's going to be JUST a tad or twelve off...

...considering I'm going to respond with captions to twelve pictures spread out over eight thread pages...BUT, for those willing to scroll back through the previous pages and place the pics with my captions, perhaps it might be semi-worth your while:

1) Waitwaitwait...McCain picked PALIN...SARAH Palin?!?!
2) Wow, just a buck away from being "Buy one, get Juan free"
3) We can't settle this with "Thumb War," you idiot!...how's about "Scissors, Paper, Rock"?
4) Great, looks like I'll become history's first literal jailbird
5) I'm sorry, Miss Fleiss, but you'll likely not be able to continue in your current, uh, line of work til this Bird Flu epidemic passes...
6) Gentlemen of the board, though cost-cutting here at the firm is still of vital importance, it has been proposed we increase the budget to allow for the burial of all deceased employees...
7) (blonde speaking) HA!...go ahead and throw me overboard...since my boobs aren't tied, I can still swim the breaststroke, DUH!
8) Ninety-nine bottles of bison extract on the wall...
9) Oh, Lord, NOT the "Hoo's on first?" routine AGAIN!
10) That ball was clearly out of bounds, so it's the other team's servitude!
11) ...and tell your hubby Bugs that we DON'T want the ransom paid in #$@*ing carrots!
12) This was inevitable when Beetle Bailey's pal, Private Zero, was told by Sarge to get off his lazy ass


AND I'd like to contribute a pic of my own to be tossed into the caption-submission fray:
 
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You can upload images again, gang!

Tongue Inch EEK said:
...considering I'm going to respond with captions to twelve pictures spread out over eight thread pages...BUT, for those willing to scroll back through the previous pages and place the pics with my captions, perhaps it might be semi-worth your while:

1) Waitwaitwait...McCain picked PALIN...SARAH Palin?!?!
2) Wow, just a buck away from being "Buy one, get Juan free"
3) We can't settle this with "Thumb War," you idiot!...how's about "Scissors, Paper, Rock"?
4) Great, looks like I'll become history's first literal jailbird
5) I'm sorry, Miss Fleiss, but you'll likely not be able to continue in your current, uh, line of work til this Bird Flu epidemic passes...
6) Gentlemen of the board, though cost-cutting here at the firm is still of vital importance, it has been proposed we increase the budget to allow for the burial of all deceased employees...
7) (blonde speaking) HA!...go ahead and throw me overboard...since my boobs aren't tied, I can still swim the breaststroke, DUH!
8) Ninety-nine bottles of bison extract on the wall...
9) Oh, Lord, NOT the "Hoo's on first?" routine AGAIN!
10) That ball was clearly out of bounds, so it's the other team's servitude!
11) ...and tell your hubby Bugs that we DON'T want the ransom paid in #$@*ing carrots!
12) This was inevitable when Beetle Bailey's pal, Private Zero, was told by Sarge to get off his lazy ass


AND I'd like to contribute a pic of my own to be tossed into the caption-submission fray:
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...so PLEASE don't let this thread die! I only recently stumbled upon it and think it's a wonderful idea, and hopefully my contributions are worthy enough to keep such an awesome topic going! 🙂
 
Okay, well, no one tried a caption for my pic lol...

...so I'll just go with the plainly obvious: "Cow-asaki, let the good times rolllllll....Cow-asaki, let the good times rolllllll..." :stickout

And for Rick's latest, I'll go with this one:

Pentagon's latest reports have indicated that, given military spending cutbacks and bomber jet fuel reaching fourteen dollars a gallon, a new "Surface-to-Surface" strategy will be unveiled for the Defense department later today...
 
Rick Tibbler said:
Here's one that's just screaming for a caption:
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Flintstone Top Gun...

Slate: You two really are cowboys.

Rubble: What's your problem, Bossman?

Slate: You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.

Rubble: That's right! Slate... man. I am dangerous.

lol
 
The Slobobian Air Force has just released their new "Stealth" fighter technology.
 
Okay, since no one's reacting at all to my captions, lol

...which I guess is forgivable considering some of my responses came, like, three pages or so after the pic was originally posted, so I'll try to stick to just providing the pics instead, to see if anyone wants to take a stab at possibly submitting captions for them. 😉

What brave souls want to try to take THIS one on? :stickout
 
After a massive sting operation, the police finally nailed the leader of the Holstein gang....
 
"Crazy" Daisy Bovinia finally nabbed in nationwide fake butter scam:

Though, truth to tell, Ms. Bovinia really was living rather dangerously, treading on thin ice as her diabolical dairy-spread fabrication scheme was leaving too dusty a trail for her to avoid capture and prosecution for long...clearly, Daisy had no margarine for error. 😉
 
I'd say FeatherDaemon hands (hooves?) down had the best one for the cow-chick pic

...and determined not to have been left out of the fray despite having joined in WAY late in submitting captions to pics on this thread, allow me, nay, indulge me as I offer up my personal Top Five faves of my own (such as they are...):

1) Wow, just a buck away from being "Buy one, get Juan free"
2) Great, looks like I'll become history's first literal jailbird
3) (blonde speaking) HA!...go ahead and throw me overboard...since my boobs aren't tied, I can still swim the breaststroke, DUH!
4) Ninety-nine bottles of bison extract on the wall...
5) This was inevitable when Beetle Bailey's pal, Private Zero, was told by Sarge to get off his lazy ass
 

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Here's one along vaguely similar lines that I've been saving back for just the right night. Please, somebody, tell me what she's saying or what's going-on in this picture:
 
"Yes, Patrice, the number's right here in the manual...you should order one too!...after some practice, I can now give baby Johnny his milk from all the way across the room!"
 
TickleTheater said:
I wonder what Mario and Luigi are thinking about right here...
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I dunno, but that has to qualify as one of the oddest tattoos I've ever seen. If for nothing else than the placement. I don't recall ever seeing such large work on anyone's soles before. I bet having it done was maddening. :scared
 
Rats. Forgot to toss this one up. I don't care if you caption it or not, but will somebody please tell me what in holy hell is going on here:
 
Later in life, through agressive use of regression hypnosis, Reginald would finally realize the source of his life-consuming oral fixation. 🙂
 
Now grown-ups can enjoy themselves with our new "adult" bottle!
 
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