Carrots Marching!!!!

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Oh, did I mention I invited a few guests over for dinner???



Forgot about the multiplication factor, didn't 'ya?

GAH! 😱

You've forced my hand in the matter. I am compelled to resort to something I regret, but you leave me no options.

First, a squadron of hungry batsquitos!

<marquee>

</marquee>

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

...and now, something so horrible, so terrifying, so insidious, even I tremble with the sheer magnitude of the creepiness!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA...HA.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Ha Ha!

Yes!

Flee little bunnies! Back to your candy-corn, popsicle planet with the lot of you. Feel the wrath of the mighty carrot empire!

 

[kis123]

...and now, something so horrible, so terrifying, so insidious, even I tremble with the sheer magnitude of the creepiness!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA...HA.

Foiled again!!! Everyone run for your lives!

I'll be back, and I'm coming with reinforcements next time!!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Ha Ha!

Carrot-Top has that effect on everybody.

Hell, even our own troop are routed thanks to that grim visage from the depths!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I know where my vote is going in `08!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Words of Wisdom

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

"True enough. But you'd have to steal the money in order to purchase the sake, so why not just steal the wine and cut out the middleman? Money! Before it was invented, men were nearly as savvy as us. Not that you are overwhelmingly savvy. All that hug-me-because-I'm-a-furry-little-lost-animal crap. That's for amateurs. That's for house pets and teddy bears. You still haven't sorted out the knots and tangles of the human mind. Well, I'll tell you this much: if you're going to recline on a lady's futon, you're going to have to recline there in a gentleman's body."
"But how...?"
"How? How? Are you an Animal Ancestor or aren't you?"
Properly exasperated, and convinced that food, beverage, and worthy entertainment were irreversibly absent from the badger's clearing that evening, Kitsune the fox loped off into the shadows.

 

[kis123]

"True enough. But you'd have to steal the money in order to purchase the sake, so why not just steal the wine and cut out the middleman? Money! Before it was invented, men were nearly as savvy as us. Not that you are overwhelmingly savvy. All that hug-me-because-I'm-a-furry-little-lost-animal crap. That's for amateurs. That's for house pets and teddy bears. You still haven't sorted out the knots and tangles of the human mind. Well, I'll tell you this much: if you're going to recline on a lady's futon, you're going to have to recline there in a gentleman's body."
"But how...?"
"How? How? Are you an Animal Ancestor or aren't you?"
Properly exasperated, and convinced that food, beverage, and worthy entertainment were irreversibly absent from the badger's clearing that evening, Kitsune the fox loped off into the shadows.

Huh?? 😕 😕

 

[General Zod]

Kis123
Which carrots are your favorite? Regular or baby carrots?

 

[kis123]

Kis123
Which carrots are your favorite? Regular or baby carrots?

Baby carrots-I just looooove them prepared any way possible:

sauteed
shredded
butter sauce
sweet glaze
and of course......delicious even in their natural state!

Hmmmm.....sounds delicious doesn't it?

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

You!

You animals!

You'd deprive a baby carrot of a loving, nurturing home life just so you can feast on their yummy, succulent goodness?!?

That's just sick!

 

[kis123]

You animals!

You'd deprive a baby carrot of a loving, nurturing home life just so you can feast on their yummy, succulent goodness?!?

That's just sick!

In a word.......YEAH!!!!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

In a word.......YEAH!!!!

You FIEND!!!

Where the hell is my back-up!

Shining Ice! Wake up! They're after the babies!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Hmm...

With their leige-lord, Shining Ice nowhere to be found, and the Broccoli Legions of Commander Tickleterror busily interrogating the backsliding Fox-Soldiers, Carrot Capt. Kobb assembles the ragtag remnants of his once illustrious army for a secret meeting in the Kroger's Produce Section...

Psst, "Act natural."

 

[kis123]

Did I mention how much I enjoy a fresh glass of carrot juice in the morning? A very healthy drink it is-mmmm, mmmmmm..........good! 😀

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Someone make her STOP!

Kis123! That's just horrible of you!

"CARROT JUICE IS PEOPLE!"(think Charlton Heston in the 70's flick "Soylent Green")

You're like some kind of modern Countess Bathory, luxuriating in the very lifeblood of the carrot-people! It's worse than that, even! You're a carrot VAMPIRE!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

listen up brothers and sisters
come hear my desperate tale
i speak of our friends of nature
trapped in the dirt like a jail
vegetables live in oppression
served on our tables each night
this killing of veggies is madness
i say we take up the fight
salads are only for murders
coleslaw’s a fascist regime
don’t think that they don’t have feelings
just ‘cos a radish can’t scream......
I’ve heard the screams of the vegetables (scream scream scream)
watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)
grated and steamed without mercy (burning off calories)
how do you think it feels? (bet it hurts really bad)
carrot juice constitutes murder (and that’s a real crime)
greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables grow)
time to stop all this gardening (it’s dirty as hell)
let’s call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade is a spade...)
I saw a man eating celery
so i beat him black and blue
if he ever touches a sprout again
I’ll bite him clean in two
I’m a political prisoner
trapped in a windowless cage
‘cos i stoped the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in a rage
i told the judge when he sentenced me
this is my finest hour
I’d kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower.......
I’ve heard the screams of the vegetables (scream scream scream)
watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)
grated and steamed without mercy (burning off calories)
how do you think it feels? (bet it hurts really bad)
carrot juice constitutes murder (and that’s a real crime)
greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables grow)
time to stop all this gardening (it’s dirty as hell)
let’s call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade is a spade...)
How low as people do we dare to stoop
making young broccoli bleed in the soup
untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
let potted plants free
don’t mash that potato!
I’ve heard the screams of the vegetables (scream scream scream)
watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stir fry are sealed)
grated and steamed without mercy (you fat gourmet slob)
how do you think it feels? (leave them out in the field)
carrot juice constitutes murder (V8's genocide)
greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes your compost’s a grave)
time to stop all this gardening (take up macrame)
let’s call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade is a spade...)

 

[ShiningIce]

THE SHINING ONE HAS RETURNED!!!! instead of nasty horrid Carrot juice try crisp refreshing RABBIT JUICE

 

[kis123]

I could handle some rabbit juice!

BTW, how many rabbits does it take to make a nice purse, jacket or coat?

It's going to get cold in my state, how many rabbits would it take to make me a nice throw over the bed??

 

[General Zod]

I could handle some rabbit juice!

BTW, how many rabbits does it take to make a nice purse, jacket or coat?

It's going to get cold in my state, how many rabbits would it take to make me a nice throw over the bed??

Verie sad state of affairs I'd move to a warmer state 😛 😛

 

[milagros317]

Why is this silly thread back? 😛

 

[General Zod]

Why is this silly thread back? 😛

What this thread needs is a Bronx Cheer 😛

http://members.aol.com/EarlWerks/sounds/razz.wav

 

[kis123]

Why not have this thread??

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Yay for Kiss123!

Have some cake!

Now BACK OFF you buncha bunny-thugs!