CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

[Bride of Dracula]

Schizophrenia ---
Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder ---
We Three Queens Disoriented Are We

Amnesia ---
I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic ---
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic ---
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and
Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants.......

Paranoid ---
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder ---
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder ---
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Agoraphobia ---
I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave
My House

Autistic ---
Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock ...

Senile Dementia ----
Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In
My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder ---
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the
House

Social Anxiety Disorder ---
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While
I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

 

[McNoodle]

lol! I really enjoyed those!

 

[milagros317]

LMAO
Very funny. 😀

 

[karategirl18]

that is funny!

 

[Bugman]

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Haha I love this. Brilliant.

 

[Homer28]

How sad is it that when I read "Multiple Personality Disorder" I instantly thought that that was no longer correct terminology. (Its now Dissociative Identity Disorder or DID for anyone who cares🙂)

For the rest I thought "wow, thats a little scary with how accurate it is" 🙂

I officially need a break from school🙂