Cliche Discussion

[Celtic_Emperor]

In action adventures, when someone infiltrates a place to steal a jewel or something, they have no problem getting in and are not noticed, yet its not so when they are leaving.

 

[SF85]

Heroes are only able to complete their quest with the help of some useless little berk who wants to hang around the hero to get a shot at the damsel in distress.

 

[wk23]

in a romance, things go well, and they hit it off. Then at some point, the guy, who was mr. bachelor USA previously, decides he can't be with her because "how can I love someone, when I don't even know myself".
...but they get together at the end.

 

[wk23]

Bomb diffusers break all odds. How many bombs in movies have *not* been disarmed/diffused within the last 5 seconds?

and why do the makers of these bombs use different colored wires. couldn't they just user the same colored wires to confuse the hell out of the diffusers.

 

[nessonite1]

Boobs don't obey they same laws of physics as the rest of us.

 

[Timewarp]

Movies with African American are usually name after things. Ex. Barbarshop, Car wash, Color, Rush hour. You know eventually they're going to come out with "Laundry mat".

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

LOL, good one. LOL Watch them do it too!

"The L.A Times hails Laundry Mat as the funniest movie this summer!"

"Good Morning America says "this movie is drop dead funny!""

" "Where has Laundry Mat been?!", says the Washington Post"

"If you're not watching Laundry Mat, you must be dead or in jail!"- Count Dracula

"And Siskil and Ebert ( I know I spelled it wrong) give it two thumbs up, way up!"

LOL

 

[Timewarp]

Ok, calm down man. I probably stole that joke from Chris Tucker. man....I can be in big trouble for copyright infrengement, Hide me.

(Runs out of the room)

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Chris Tucker? HA!

 

[nessonite1]

it's Ebert and Roeper (sp?) now. 😛

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

I know. The other one died several years back and now Ebert has a new partner. I prefer saying it the old way. I liked the other guy better. They seemed like more of a match.

 

[Booboy]

here's some more

There always has to be a villian to take over the world. what's wrong with just settling with a Continent?

 

[nessonite1]

I always wondered what the villain was planning on doing with the word when it was conquered anyway. Begin a long reign of peace and prosperity?