Corniest/Dumbest pick up line that worked (sort of)

[nytoetapper]

I wanna know what corny, silly, stupid pick up lines ever worked for you or on you...

For example, I submit this silly circumstance:

I was at a familiar haunt when an attractive older woman walked up to me. She had a mixed drink in her right hand and extended a bottle of the beer I was drinking to me with her left. She said "I thought you might be thirsty, you've been running through my mind for the last half hour." 🙄

I laughed and accepted the drink... She didn't outright admit it, but I suspect her friends challenged her to it, as they hung their heads as we moved to a booth to chat a bit...

So, who's gonna spill next? If we get on a good roll, I'll tell my worst line that worked...

 

[isabeau]

no one ever tried to pick me up.. waaaaaa but i've never been in a bar alone. and when i went with dates in college, the fact i had to get carded rather put a damper on things.. i suppose a pick up line of sorts was when this guy i hardly knew came up to me while i was alone at a party and began kissing me. i uh well i kissed back for a bit, but he tasted of beer and pretzels.. yuck..

 

[tx_kingpin]

"i hope you know cpr, cause with your good looks, im afraid my heart might stop."

 

[jd58]

I wanna know what corny, silly, stupid pick up lines ever worked for you or on you...

For example, I submit this silly circumstance:

I was at a familiar haunt when an attractive older woman walked up to me. She had a mixed drink in her right hand and extended a bottle of the beer I was drinking to me with her left. She said "I thought you might be thirsty, you've been running through my mind for the last half hour." 🙄

I laughed and accepted the drink... She didn't outright admit it, but I suspect her friends challenged her to it, as they hung their heads as we moved to a booth to chat a bit...

So, who's gonna spill next? If we get on a good roll, I'll tell my worst line that worked...

anything you say when your sloppy ass drunk and i drank my way though about 10 years.

 

[nytoetapper]

Isabeau, if you're ever in my local bar, I'll hit on you (if my wife doesn't beat me to it)!

When I was between wives, I used the worst line that ever worked for me;

I approached her and right next to her I called the bartender over and put down a $20. I said "The lady's next round is on me." Then I looked at her and said "I swore that if I ever met the perfect woman, the least I could do is buy her a drink..." and I went back to the end of the bar where I came from...

After much blushing and encouragement from the women in her group, she approached me and we had a few drinks and a few laughs...

 

[isabeau]

Isabeau, if you're ever in my local bar, I'll hit on you (if my wife doesn't beat me to it)!

When I was between wives, I used the worst line that ever worked for me;

I approached her and right next to her I called the bartender over and put down a $20. I said "The lady's next round is on me." Then I looked at her and said "I swore that if I ever met the perfect woman, the least I could do is buy her a drink..." and I went back to the end of the bar where I came from...

After much blushing and encouragement from the women in her group, she approached me and we had a few drinks and a few laughs...

wow well you can use that on me. you sound like quite the ladies man. until you got married that is lol.. and ok i'll come there someday..hmm would having a husband around put a damper on things? lol.

 

[tx_kingpin]

"hey beautiful, i love your monkey wrench eyes"
"monkey wrench eyes?"
"when i look into your eyes, my nuts get tight"

 

[Cave In]

"Hey good lookin, do your feet hurt? Because you've been running through my mind all day..."

I'd never use that one lol

 

[nytoetapper]

Kingpin, that's hilarious! You have never really been successful with that one, have you?

Cave In, Tell us a line that worked for you.

(mutters) monkey wrench eyes.... lol

 

[tulipangel]

"hey beautiful, i love your monkey wrench eyes"
"monkey wrench eyes?"
"when i look into your eyes, my nuts get tight"

If a man said that to me, I'd be his for ever! thats the sweetest thing anyone could ever say!

 

[Tamia78]

Never worked....but one of my faves...

"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from heaven?"

*groooooan*

 

[Snail Shell]

Not mine, but a buddy of mine used the line:

'Hello ladies. Can I offer you some sex in exchange for sex?'

He was promptly slapped.

Snail Shell

 

[nytoetapper]

C'mon Tamia... it NEVER worked? lol

 

[tx_kingpin]

Kingpin, that's hilarious! You have never really been successful with that one, have you?

Cave In, Tell us a line that worked for you.

(mutters) monkey wrench eyes.... lol

it hasnt worked ........yet, i havent given up on it though......ha.

 

[tx_kingpin]

If a man said that to me, I'd be his for ever! thats the sweetest thing anyone could ever say!

well seeing as how im hot for your sig, maybe i should try 😉

 

[nytoetapper]

A college pal of mine used this one... Not really a line, but it was a funny ice-breaker. I realized later he stole the line from the movie Real Genius:

*as she reached for her drink
"Don't drink that, it will give you incredibly large breasts!"
*looks down
"Oh no! I'm too late!"

 

[nytoetapper]

Anyone ever used or had someone use the line "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

 

[tulipangel]

well seeing as how im hot for your sig, maybe i should try 😉

im so into corny pick up lines, i melt for em!

 

[nytoetapper]

Tulip, ever heard this one?

Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.

 

[kered]

Not exactly a pick up line but in a college math class I got a girls attention by hitting her with a spit wad to get her attention then passed a note like we were sixth graders and offered to buy her a cup of coffee. We dated for about a year. Still can't believe it worked.

 

[nytoetapper]

Most people wait till they are dating to swap saliva, Kered. You move FAST... lol

 

[german]

The best I've been was the other night; a few friends went to this local club/bar. Anyway my friend walks in and sees this hot girl he gets her attention so he starts waving his hand above his head in circles like a lasso then flicks his hand in this girls direction he did the whole hand over hand pull and to my amazement it worked, she came over and they hit it off. I am still shaking my head that had to be the dumbest I've seen.

Kust

 

[nytoetapper]

i wish i could have seen that! Good 1!!!

 

[nytoetapper]

A female friend (non-tickling 🙁 ) told me this one...

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call your mother and thank her.

She gave him the quarter...