Corrupt a Wish Game

[NavelTickler75]

Okay I've done this many times in different forums and loved it.

If you dont know the game here it is, first person makes a wish, next person grants it, but turns it horribly wrong! Then he or she makes a wish, then the next person grants it, and so and and so on.

(example I wish I was sexier, next person, Granted but then girls will blow up around the heat as they approach you, I wish that...., etc.)

So let me go first: I wish that I could have a cute robotic girlfriend!

 

[kered]

Granted. But the inventor used a garbage disposal for her "mommy parts".


I wish I won 100 million dollars.

 

[NavelTickler75]

Granted, but then it turns out you have twenty ex wives who want the cash too, and the IRS wants to talk to you.

I wish I could met bellystrokes in real life

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Granted, but it turns out that bellystrokes doesnt like having her belly tickled.

I want to be a Major League Baseball Player

 

[NavelTickler75]

Granted, but then you'll get arrested for steroids!

I wish I could visit all the cities in the world

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Granted, but the FBI tracks your every move

I wish i could tickle Viviana's beautiful feet

 

[ChosenofMystra]

Granted, although it turns out she has a boyfriend who is VERY protective of anyone else touching her feet.

I wish my poetry would get more recognition 😀

 

[kered]

Granted. Then you are sued for plagerism.


I wish I had a bass boat.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Granted, when suddenly the jaws theme starts to play in your mind

I wish I was on an island with Britney Spears and Christina Augilara at my mercy

 

[nytoetapper]

Granted, but Britney gets pregnant again and eats Christina.

I wish I had more free time...

 

[milagros317]

You've got it, in a solitary confinement cell.

I wish for warmer weather. 😀

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Granted you go to Hawaii for the rest of your life only to find out that the Hula girls all have hip injuries and retire

I wish for a Black/Gray 2007 Corvette

 

[NavelTickler75]

Granted, but then its confused for the Knight Rider villain Carr and is exploded with you in it.

I wish I could make the best emoticon out there!

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Granted, but then i create one just a little better

I wish to be President of the United States

 

[David.s]

You're George W Bush. No extra wish-ruining needed with that one I think.

I want to live forever. Preferably alongside another (very ticklish) immortal.

 

[milagros317]

You live forever, but not with eternal youth, and you shrivel up into a wrinkled little gnome.

I wish for the Dodgers to win the 2007 World Series. 😀

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Granted, then the Championship is reveresed and giving the Red Sox for the Dodgers are accused of bribing the umpires

I want to be a great white shark

 

[milagros317]

You will be harpooned by a fisherman, killed, and placed in a museum.

I wish for ten million dollars, tax free. 😀

 

[NavelTickler75]

Granted but then the people think you stole it!

I wish I was the greatest pope of all time!

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Granted..But science finds a way to bring Pope John Paul II back to life

I wish to find a way to cure Cancer

 

[kered]

Granted but you die a year later from terminal diaper rash.


I wish I had a giant gorilla.

 

[NavelTickler75]

Granted. but then it falls in love with you and rapes you repeatedly

I wish I did not need glasses

 

[german]

Granted but trouble starts when the laser therapy fails.

I wish to resurrect my pro football career.

Priest

 

[NavelTickler75]

Granted but then the coach makes you a cheerleader instead.

I wish I wasnt bald any more.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Granted, but the growth of your hair intesifies 5 times

I wish my feet are being tickled by Kelly Clarkson