NavelTickler75 4th Level Yellow Feather Joined Dec 29, 2006 Messages 3,770 Points 36 Jan 26, 2007 #26 Granted but she's using a pitchfork to do it. I wish Bill Clinton was a black man.
H herotickle 3rd Level Red Feather Joined Feb 11, 2006 Messages 1,691 Points 0 Apr 28, 2007 #27 Granted, but a lot more women get pregnant. I wish I wasn't fat anymore.
T tickleshotel Level of Double Ruby Feather Joined May 7, 2001 Messages 24,051 Points 0 Apr 28, 2007 #28 Granted, But now you are swamped with attention from ladies more than you can handle I wish I could work at home
Granted, But now you are swamped with attention from ladies more than you can handle I wish I could work at home
H herotickle 3rd Level Red Feather Joined Feb 11, 2006 Messages 1,691 Points 0 Apr 28, 2007 #29 Granted. You get fired. I wish I could understand dogs.
H huskys 3rd Level Blue Feather Joined May 31, 2002 Messages 5,573 Points 0 Apr 28, 2007 #30 Granted. But then you spend the rest of your life chasing cats!! I wish I could make it to NEST this year.
Granted. But then you spend the rest of your life chasing cats!! I wish I could make it to NEST this year.
H herotickle 3rd Level Red Feather Joined Feb 11, 2006 Messages 1,691 Points 0 Apr 28, 2007 #31 Granted, but unfortunately you become the main event. I wish that I could tickle any girl I wanted and not be beaten up for it.
Granted, but unfortunately you become the main event. I wish that I could tickle any girl I wanted and not be beaten up for it.
C CurtWild 4th Level Red Feather Joined Aug 31, 2001 Messages 1,818 Points 36 Apr 28, 2007 #32 granted,but sadly there are no females left on earth i wish i was married to Scarlett Johansson
NavelTickler75 4th Level Yellow Feather Joined Dec 29, 2006 Messages 3,770 Points 36 Apr 29, 2007 #33 Granted but then she becomes a frog with worts I wish I could be a popular emoticon.
H herotickle 3rd Level Red Feather Joined Feb 11, 2006 Messages 1,691 Points 0 Apr 29, 2007 #34 Granted, but you end up recieving the tickling from another emoticon. I wish I could redo my life.
luvgirlsfeet Level of Triple Citrine Feather Joined Nov 15, 2004 Messages 40,828 Points 83 Apr 29, 2007 #35 Granted but then your new life is a re-run of your previous life i wish to get a publishing contract for my stories and poetry
Granted but then your new life is a re-run of your previous life i wish to get a publishing contract for my stories and poetry
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 611,445 Points 113 Apr 29, 2007 #36 Granted, but your publisher will go bankrupt a week later. I wish for some fine spring weather here. 😀
Granted, but your publisher will go bankrupt a week later. I wish for some fine spring weather here. 😀
kered Level of Ruby Feather Joined Dec 1, 2005 Messages 23,122 Points 0 Apr 29, 2007 #37 Granted, but you will suffer with sun poisoning and be hospitalized June 8 thru 10. I wish Ward Burton wins the Nextel Cup.
Granted, but you will suffer with sun poisoning and be hospitalized June 8 thru 10. I wish Ward Burton wins the Nextel Cup.
H herotickle 3rd Level Red Feather Joined Feb 11, 2006 Messages 1,691 Points 0 Apr 29, 2007 #38 Granted, but he dies the next day. I wish I knew my grandmother.
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 611,445 Points 113 Apr 29, 2007 #39 Granted, but she tells you she's sorry she now knows you. I wish for the Dodgers to win the 2007 World Series. 😀
Granted, but she tells you she's sorry she now knows you. I wish for the Dodgers to win the 2007 World Series. 😀
H herotickle 3rd Level Red Feather Joined Feb 11, 2006 Messages 1,691 Points 0 Apr 29, 2007 #40 Granted, but they are forced to give it up due to cork bats. I wish I was famous.
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 611,445 Points 113 Apr 29, 2007 #41 Granted, but it's because your wife or girlfriend left you and became the companion of Rosie O'Donnell. 😛 I wish to win a huge grand prize in a lottery. 😀
Granted, but it's because your wife or girlfriend left you and became the companion of Rosie O'Donnell. 😛 I wish to win a huge grand prize in a lottery. 😀
H herotickle 3rd Level Red Feather Joined Feb 11, 2006 Messages 1,691 Points 0 Apr 29, 2007 #42 Granted. You get robbed of everything the next day. I wish I was just a kid again.
H huskys 3rd Level Blue Feather Joined May 31, 2002 Messages 5,573 Points 0 Apr 29, 2007 #43 Granted, but you start to suck your thumb, and need a nappy! 😛 I wish I could afford to go out and by a brand new motorbike! 🙄
Granted, but you start to suck your thumb, and need a nappy! 😛 I wish I could afford to go out and by a brand new motorbike! 🙄
NavelTickler75 4th Level Yellow Feather Joined Dec 29, 2006 Messages 3,770 Points 36 Apr 30, 2007 #44 Granted but then the only woman whose into you is a transexual. I wish I had gold hair.
luvgirlsfeet Level of Triple Citrine Feather Joined Nov 15, 2004 Messages 40,828 Points 83 May 26, 2007 #45 Granted but your hair is the target in a paintball fight and turned all different colors I wish to tickle Britney Spears
Granted but your hair is the target in a paintball fight and turned all different colors I wish to tickle Britney Spears
C ChosenofMystra 2nd Level Yellow Feather Joined Aug 3, 2006 Messages 3,341 Points 0 May 26, 2007 #46 Granted...but its right after she walked through a public restroom barefoot again and you can only tickle her feet. I wish I was better looking.
Granted...but its right after she walked through a public restroom barefoot again and you can only tickle her feet. I wish I was better looking.
NavelTickler75 4th Level Yellow Feather Joined Dec 29, 2006 Messages 3,770 Points 36 May 26, 2007 #47 Granted but then you are so hot looking, that you melt the women's eyes. I wish I was 18 again
T TicklishGrl4Lfe Level of Cherry Feather Joined Apr 30, 2006 Messages 10,381 Points 0 May 26, 2007 #48 granted....but you are 18 MONTHS old. I wish I could go to NEST
luvgirlsfeet Level of Triple Citrine Feather Joined Nov 15, 2004 Messages 40,828 Points 83 May 26, 2007 #49 Granted, but everyones attention is focused "solely" on you I wish to go to Arizona sooner than October
Granted, but everyones attention is focused "solely" on you I wish to go to Arizona sooner than October
T TicklishGrl4Lfe Level of Cherry Feather Joined Apr 30, 2006 Messages 10,381 Points 0 May 26, 2007 #50 Granted....you go in July 2008. I wish my headache was gone.