Senshi said:
My love for you grows stronger with every passing day. We were meant for each other.
"Now lets get a word from some of our customers and see what they have to say about our Magic Tickle products!"
*scene goes to a couple in their home*
"My husband and I have struggled with my non-ticklish feet for years! They're not very ticklish and that really bums him out when he wants to play with them! We've tried so many products, and none of them work! We're at our wits end!
So he bought us a vat of your 'totally ticklish' foot cream, and wow what a difference! I've felt sensations I haven't felt before when tickled on my feet! Its given us a new lease on our love life, and my husband couldn't be happier! Right honey?! *shows husband grinning like an idiot*
Thanks Magic Tickle! Whats the secret?!"
*switches back to host*
"The secret is in our specially formulated conditioner! Scientifically engineered to reach deep down and revitialize your feet's sensitivity to touch!
But don't take my word for it! Lets hear what another happy couple has to say about our amazing products!"
*goes to another couple*
" My wife would always be on me about not using any sex toys in bed, and I'm always on her about not wanting a dainty little feminine sex toy, I want a real man's sex toy! So I bought your OrgasMANtron, and boy did it ever do it's job and more!
*pulls out each feature like a swiss army knife*
Its a tickle feather, its a vibrator, its a mustache comb *combs his stache*, its a shaver, its a fishing pole, its a screwdriver, its a knife, its a pen, its a digital organizer, it does my taxes, and keeps me up to date on the latest tickle news! It's a real man's tool and my wife can't wait until I whip it out for our sessions! *wife grins like an idiot* So much versitility in a single device! Fun for everyone!
I don't know what I'd've done without you boys! The OrgasMANtron is a godsend, and now I'm the envy of all the fellas at the bar! Now they want one too!
Thank you Magic Tickle!
*back to Magic Tickle product commercials*
" With it's space age titanium alloy, the OrgasMANtron...."