Curroupt a Wish

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but you dont have any regrets cause you never made any mistakes, and thus never learned anything..so you'll be making all your mistakes in the next 5 years...and have the regrets then anyways...

I wish I had something fun to do tonight instead of work.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You've just been fired and are now free to do whatever fun thing you like.

I wish the economy would get better faster.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted..it's better right now!!



Oh wait...now it sucks again 🙁


I wish Michael HADN'T just, 10 minues ago, discovered what appears to be, so far, THE most ticklish spot on my body. (I honestly didn't think I had room for any more! LOL)

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. Now he will get to discover it again.

I wish Thanksgiving were here. I'm hungry.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Thanksgiving is here..and it's over...there are no leftovers...and you missed dinner..you're still hungry. NOW SUFFER BEYOTCH!!!

I wish...that I could teleport.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted and you teleport yourself into the center of a redwood tree and are stuck there.

I wish women were legally allowed to go topless in public.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but men are legally required to walk around blindfolded at all times

I wish slacker would bring me some V&S

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. It's sitting under the hood of your car. Go check.

I wish I could become the Hulk.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted, but you're not incredible. 😛

I wish I was more sure of this class I'm quasi-teaching now...

Snail Shell

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You are now sure you don't know what you're talking about.

I wish I got paid more for less hours.

 

[makeUsquirm]

You would just get taxed more and would bring home less anyway.


I wish I had the ability to time travel.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. Unfortunately, you travel back to before you got the power and lose it immediately.

I wish I was a more worldly person.

 

[makeUsquirm]

What's the matter? Wanna see the Steelers lose in a city other than Pittsburgh?


I wish tickling was more accepted in the mainstream.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. It's now everywhere on every channel. Within a week, you grow tired of it and change over to golden showers as your new fetish.

I wish people would stop talking to me when I want peace and quiet.

 

[makeUsquirm]

One of those times you want peace and quiet may be when someone is stealing your car.


I wish I was more mechanically inclined.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You build a rocket car out of old household appliances......and proptly crash it into a brick wall during the test drive.

I wish I could drive the tour bus for the Miss Tropicana American tour.

 

[makeUsquirm]

All of the contestants would turn out to be lesbians.


I wish I had more time to keep this up, but I have to go.

 

[slacker2114]

Your time has been granted. Unfortunately, that time was taken from years at the end of your lifespan. You now are going to live five less years than before.

I wish I wasn't so damn bored.

 

[Homer28]

Granted, you will not be board but you will have to listen to jessica simpson for the rest of your life.

I wish the radio show was on

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

It is on, but no one told you cause you SUCK!

I wish I was at home

 

[Homer28]

You will be home, at the GROUP home!

I wish I had more soda

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but it's flat cause I shook it all up

I wish this freakin computer had sound grrrr

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, your pc now has sounds. However, you are now deaf.


I wish we could all get together tomorrow for a party.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Granted - but your refrigerator door came off - we were all riding it and it snapped...sorry dude...

I wish you knew where the above quote came from 😀

 

[Dave2112]

Granted. But now it's the only thing he knows as he needs people to feed him and help him go to the bathroom.


I wish I had tits so i can stay home and play with them all day. 🙂