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Curroupt a Wish

granted, but in a freak accident, you turn into every animal at one time, then PETA steps in and takes you away

I wish I could read people's thoughts
 
Granted but you read but you get overwhelmed by the thoughts and kill yourself.

I wish I can make my own film already
 
granted, but all the top critics shut it down, calling it the "worst film ever made", causing people who saw it to send you threatening notes, til you've had enough and go on a murderous killing spree, but you end up getting killed in the process

I wish that I was the WWE World Heavyweight Champion
 
Granted but it is quickly taken away from you by the undertaker and you never win it back.



I wish I can travel more
 
granted, but the French Foreign Legion mistakes you for a spy, shooting you on site when you vaguely try to resist arrest, not knowing what they were asking you to do 😀

I wish that I could tickle someone out of the blue, without any consequences
 
GRANTED but then the machine goes haywire and kills you
I wish i can feel more comfortable here
 
granted, but you miss the animosity you once had and kill yourself

I wish that I could wake up in the morning without any back or neck pain
 
Granted. When you wake up, you have crippling leg and chest pain.


I wish life had an instruction manual.
 
Granted, it does...but it was written by a madman and the whole world spirals into chaos and darkness...

I wish I had a dozen donuts.
 
granted, but a whole slew of people eat em all before you can even think about eating one

I wish that all girls had long hair at least down to their waist lines
 
Granted, but she had a sex change first 😛

I wish that I'd bothered to stay in town and try my luck meeting people...
 
Ghris said:
Granted, but she had a sex change first 😛

I wish that I'd bothered to stay in town and try my luck meeting people...
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Granted, but they're all mental patients

I wish I won the Powerball Lottery
 
Granted, but so did everyone else. You got a fiver.

I wish I could work out what I'm trying to think about and start making sense...
 
Granted, but your sense is still rubbish to the rest of us.

I wish the flight to Australia wasn't so damn long.
 
Granted, but there are a couple of roaches in the box too.

I wish for a magic door that leads to Amsterdam...:devil:
 
Granted. You're knocked to the floor and King Kong Bundy pancakes you over and over.


I wish I didn't always have to be the rational, responsible one.
 
Granted. You marry a woman with a hot body, butter cookies....:bwahaha:


I wish natural would shut his punk-ass mouf. :boogie:
 
Granted. He now speaks in sign-language, which mainly consists of bitch slapping you non-stop.


I wish natural wasn't so damn sappy.
 
granted, although I wasn't sappy at the time you thought I was

I wish Slacker would stop having dreams of thinking about slapping me
 
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