Dave! Dave!

[Biscuit]

Dave! Dave! ! !

Help! The artistic types are all ganging up on me. (whatever did I say?!).

Couldn't you saber their painting paraphenalia or something, maybe that would keep them busy?

[dodges airborne floppy hat]

[grunts emphatically as a scalding-hot espresso misses by inches]

[sticks fingers in ear to drown out the almost inaudible hissing]



😕

 

[Strelnikov]

WTF???

Strelnikov

 

[Prime]

Next we send in the rat dogs..he is doomed..nothing to see here move along....😀

 

[Ayla ny]

you seem jumpy... too much coffee?

 

[Dave2112]

Well, Biscuit....I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I got your back! Bring on the flinging berets and the zipping lattes....I got it covered...😎

 

[Scooby112211]

...uhhh...right behind ya, Dave

 

[JoBelle]

I knew you'd be runnin'....hidin' behind the barefoot fella with the light saber. giggle Well, hmph! (as I drop my spiral bound notebook stuffed with everything of importance...who needs day planners??)

Scared?? eh, Muffin boy?


Jo

 

[Biscuit]

Thanks, guys

Knew I could count on my friends Dave and Scooby. Ok, you misbegotten bohemians, bring it ON!

😉

PS To see where this all started, go to "astrological sun signs" in T.Disc.

Whew

 

[Dave2112]

I knew you'd be runnin'....hidin' behind the barefoot fella with the light saber. giggle Well, hmph!

That's what we Jedi do, JoBelle...

...protect the weak and helpless.😉 😀

 

[Slappy McGee]

oooohhhh

he called you WEAK and HELPLESS muffin man!!!!

you got burned!!!

you are now a burned biscuit......which is much better than a limp biscuit in my opinion, but not as good as a cruisant (sp?)

 

[JoBelle]

heheh...the weak and helpless...🙂

Dave, you rock!

 

[Dave2112]

Just a friendly burn, Biscuit! I really have to teach you to use one of these things...😀

(At least you didn't jump into the arms of a teen-age girl like someone we know...🙄 )

 

[Scooby112211]

hey...couldja really blame me?? (reference to Dave's Scooby Doo story, starring yours truly) 😎 😀

 

[Biscuit]

Sigh...

Even my Friends pick on me, apparently. Oh, and as to the Biscuit reference, you guys should really read the "origin of screenames" thread way back in general. I spelled it that way to avoid, er, misinterpretations, but it's really a name I got in the military.

I am NOT burned! Scooby is apparently warming up the van to make good our escape (this involves making things hot for the gophers that substitute for the engine). I can smell the smoke (is that ALL exhaust, or is Shaggy along again?).

Dave is gleefully plucking paintbrushes out of random pockets using the force, and poking said artistic types with them at random. Cappucino's are spilling at random, birkenstocks are flying about, and somehow everybody is getting tied up, as well (useful thing, the force)

I on the other hand, am watchin benignly, since they are all entirely too busy to continue taking potshots at ME.

Hear that, Aylee, your brushes are

missing. (like telling somebody their refrigerator is running!). Make sure you confiscate Annamarie's body paint, as she strikes me as the phyical type, and we don't want any random drive-by smearings.

Oh, and Joball's bongo's need a good thrashing. Somebody call the Injun (nobody gives a thrashing like the English, you know!).

Ha. Ha. HA!

Take that!

😉

Somebody call the Pirate. There isn't enough bedlam, and I have the feeling his pirate-parrot would eat Jubal's hippified one for lunch, or at least a snack!

 

[JoBelle]

I've ben awake for 44 hours....PUNCH DRUNK~!

Stir Stir...you may need to borrow my spoon!

I don't think Ann and Ayla are going to give up that rigged-up Chevy convertible just so you can plunder through the precious art collection! It's a miracle what turpentine will do. *grrr baby*..lol I mean brushes innocent brushes!!! Ann will never give up her body paints, either!! She's a woman of principle..that being ....Ummm...well, not to give up her paint that can later be used on you bully men! Bring on the pirate! I'm not scared *yet!* My canary will peck his parrot to smiterhenes!! *IS that a word?*

I think you ARE burned Toast Boy. I've seen that van...and it's not capable of generating as much heat as one particular Jedi that we all know. 😉 I dare say Dave crisped ya...umm..and what the hell is with the gophers??
I'm evah-so-confused!😕

Hehe...you think an Englishman bothers me? HMPH! I have Red just where he wants me....oh wait..reverse that. 😉But, a thrashing from him? Is that like a spanking? PERK~!~! oh wait lol..wrong kink board!
Jo shutting up.
Tied up? HMPH Ya think??? ((Waving my arms 'round in the air))

 

[Dave2112]

Biscuit, things are heating up in here! What have you gotten me into? If I may quote Qui-Gon Jinn...

..."I can protect you, but I can't fight a war for you".

😉 😉

And JoBelle? I generate that much heat? Hmmmm....🙄

 

[Biscuit]

I think

that discretion may be the better part of valor, here. The smell of burnt coffee is well-nigh overwhelming, and even with the meditation techniques you taught me last month, Dave my friend, I think it's time to go.

You DID remember to teach them to Scooby too, right? Scoob? Scoob!

...

I'd better drive.

Now listen up, you rodents, run like the wind or it's the squirrels for you!

Leadership is all about motivation 😉.

 

[Dave2112]

All kidding aside, Biscuit...you are one of the people that make the TMF so great! This has been a hoot! I'll always have your back.

JoBelle, same to you. You guys are always coming up with fun ways to pass the time.

Now, in the spirit of the ancient Jedi, let's call a truce and get back to what we all love. (I know, I know....always the mediator😀 , but that's what I do.)

Luv you guys!😎

 

[red indian]

ok ! move along guys nothing to see.

Now we are alone Mr Buscuit perhaps you could tell me exactly what you have in mind for myself and Miss Joe Belle, it appears you are of the view that I am ideally suited to administer certain "correctional tutoring" for this young lady and if I have interpreted miss belles correspondance correctly she would apparently give indication that suggests she is in aggreement with you. When I read statments such as "red has me just where he wants me" I find myself boiling with indignation at her impertinence! HOW DARE SHE!!!! talk to me in that manner! She has let herself down, she has let New Orleans down and she has let the T.M.F. down. She must be punished!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JoBelle]

Dave,

You? Heat? that was the rumor, but Nahhh, I must be confused eh? 😉

I'm just picturing this whole scene as a vid clip! You've got pirates, parrots, Jediknights waving dangerous objects around, gophers (Which I still don't get) The Red Indian swooping down in a Spitfire with a paddle in one hand, and a feather in the other, a teenage girl carrying around Scooby and Ana and Ayla and I bound with our own brushes tickling us? All this with a burned Biscuit looking on.

LOL....now to just get all these people together in one place!~ Party at my house! IF Red decides I'm well enough behaved. (Damn British...giggle )

Jo

 

[Ayla ny]

YIKES!

I'm just picturing this whole scene as a vid clip! You've got pirates, parrots, Jediknights waving dangerous objects around, gophers (Which I still don't get) The Red Indian swooping down in a Spitfire with a paddle in one hand, and a feather in the other, a teenage girl carrying around Scooby and Ana and Ayla and I bound with our own brushes tickling us? All this with a burned Biscuit looking on.

it's Scooby Doo meets Felini...

 

[Biscuit]

...

"I agree completely, good luck!" - Yelling from the back of the van as it slowly motors away under rodent-power

I guess those Bongos are in for it now.

😉

BTW - He only flew a spitfire because we wouldn't let him have a P-51D. We all know what the better plane was, really. Spitfire was harder to bail out of, too, so I hope he lands safely in Jubilant's back yard.

 

[red indian]

Ahh! the P51D

Great plane, marvellous laminar flow wing, just remind me what make of engine it had Biscuit? and are you sure it was better than say a spifire 21?

 

[JoBelle]

The P-51d started flyin' in 1940 with an Allison single stage super-charger, but it performed poorly over 15,000 ft. This was changed in 1942 when 2-stage Merlin replaced the original engine making this airplane one of the best flying critters of the time. Not to mention I happen to think she's a beautiful plane. Utility can be graceful. Remeber though I'm comparing it to a Corsair or a Zero! I'll take a LongEZ, thank ya very much!
Jo

I know, I know, Red...it's not a Spitfire, but you'll live. 😉 Got your parachute packed?

 

[Biscuit]

Red,

First of all, I am fully aware of the well-documented fact that the P-51D did not have an american made engine. The airframe, however, was all ours. Without which you'd certainly have had some altitude-efficient roadsters on the highways!

Now, I have a favor to ask of you, using military history as my shameless in. Could you PLEASE find out what the procedure is for getting videotapes or DVD's of BBC programs? There have been a couple of mainstream pieces recently that I'd REALLY like to lay my hands on.

Please.

For a fellow cynic.

😉