Dear Myth

[natural tickler]

Dear Myth,

why are you such a sucka??

and hope you enjoyed Chicago, and got home safe

Cheers,

The 'Natural' one

 

[kered]

Dear Myth,
Is it true that a person can loosen a tooth filling by having a violent, back-arching orgasm?

 

[myth77]

Dear Myth,

why are you such a sucka??

and hope you enjoyed Chicago, and got home safe

Cheers,

The 'Natural' one

Dear Natural One,

Why are you such a punk ass ?? I really need to know why.

I enjoyed the f*ck outta Chicago . Got home safe. It was exciting to the last second I was there. On the way to the station, the car I was in got cut off by a driver attempting to outrun the police and hit the freeway. It was both awesome and frightening 😀. There were sooooo many police cars chasing him . Chicago really knows how to do it BIG 😀.

Cheers,

Myth

 

[myth77]

Dear Myth,
Is it true that a person can loosen a tooth filling by having a violent, back-arching orgasm?

It might be but that's not a subject I know much about these days

 

[maniactickler]

Dear Myth,
Would you be ok with me strapping you down and tickling you for a couple hours?

 

[myth77]

Dear Myth,
Would you be ok with me strapping you down and tickling you for a couple hours?

Why is that the only question you ever ask me? .

 

[Bohemianne]

Dear Myth,

Hmmm... I'm fond of "much, much worse" and I have a feeling I might find the missing links of my TMF life here in your thread. What do you think?

Ticklishly yours,
Boh

😀

 

[Pokey]

Dear Myth,

I seem to be a poor Uno player, do you have any ideas on how I could improve?

your friend,

pokey

 

[kered]

Dear Myth,

Does having a violent, back-arching orgasm improve a person's ability to tackle heavy yardwork?

 

[SoundSiren]

Dear Myth,

What's my prize for signing on and only posting in your thread and no where else because you are just that awesome huh huh huh??? <3

 

[myth77]

Dear Myth,

Hmmm... I'm fond of "much, much worse" and I have a feeling I might find the missing links of my TMF life here in your thread. What do you think?

Ticklishly yours,
Boh

😀

Dear Boh,

I am also a fan of 'much, much worse'. If you think you can find your missing links here, then by all means, go for it

Thank you for writing Boh 😀.

Regards,

Myth

Dear Myth,

I seem to be a poor Uno player, do you have any ideas on how I could improve?

your friend,

pokey

Hi Pokey

Well you could secretly bring an extra deck with you to hide under the table . Since Uno is a game of luck, you just need to make sure that you don't go 'easy' on anyone. Play hard, and play to win....crush your enemies 😀

I wish I had better advice, but I'm a pretty poor Uno player myself. Thank you for writing me Pokey 😀

Best Wishes,

Myth

Dear Myth,

Does having a violent, back-arching orgasm improve a person's ability to tackle heavy yardwork?

Dear Kered,

I imagine it wouldn't hurt your ability to do yardwork. The only way to find out is to test out the theory...repeatedly. At any rate, the activity leading to the violent, back-arching orgasm can most definitely increase your flexibility, and can tone and strengthen muscles that would also help your yardwork.

Personally yardwork is the last thing I'd have on my mind after one of those, but to each his own . Thanks for your letter Kered

Best Wishes,

Myth

Dear Myth,

What's my prize for signing on and only posting in your thread and no where else because you are just that awesome huh huh huh??? <3

Dear Siren,

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy . I'm so happy you popped into my thread 😀. The prize is 1000 hugs, and 1000 thank you's...although I don't think I can send either of those in the mail . I hope you're doing well sweetie, and stop in again when you have time 😀

Love,

Myth

 

[natural tickler]

Dear Myth,


why are you such a sucka???


sincerely yours,

the Nature Boy

 

[myth77]

Dear Myth,


why are you such a sucka???


sincerely yours,

the Nature Boy

Dear Nature Boy,

I don't really know. I'm positive though, that my being a sucka is directly related to your being a punk-a$$ clown . What you need to do is maybe stop being such a punk a$$ clown, and then maybe I won't be such a sucka 😀. Here's the math on that:

You + Not being such a punk a$$ clown = Me, not being such a Sucka.

So you see, it's really up to you. So you need to get on that as soon as possible...the 'not being such a punk a$$ clown' thing. 😀

Warmest Regards,

Myth

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Dear , Mythy-poo ...

Ever since our drive from ( or was it to? ... I don't remember which ) the Michigan Gathering last year & we rode past the women in orange jumpsuits , why is it every time I hear this song ... :

<object width="480" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VvcohzJvviQ?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VvcohzJvviQ?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="390"></embed></object>

... does my brain rearrange some of the lyrics to :

Driving through the country
Seein' bitches in some ditches

REPEAT x 3

???


Why?!

 

[myth77]

Dear , Mythy-poo ...

Ever since our drive from ( or was it to? ... I don't remember which ) the Michigan Gathering last year & we rode past the women in orange jumpsuits , why is it every time I hear this song ... :

<object width="480" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VvcohzJvviQ?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VvcohzJvviQ?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="390"></embed></object>

... does my brain rearrange some of the lyrics to :

Driving through the country
Seein' bitches in some ditches

REPEAT x 3

???


Why?!

Dear Soda,

I don't know why your brain would do that to you,
but now you've made my brain do it too

"Driving through the country..."


Best Wishes,

Myth 😀

 

[Pokey]

Good morning Mythy! When you take a trip how far do you get when you leave before you have to stop the first time for one of the kids?

 

[myth77]

Good morning Mythy! When you take a trip how far do you get when you leave before you have to stop the first time for one of the kids?

LOL! Surprisingly, that doesn't happen too often. My city is small so trips out are short. We can all usually make it to the destination before someone needs something. Although sometimes I don't make it off the front porch without needing to go back into the house for one reason or another (half the time it's because I forgot to bring something )

 

[Bohemianne]

Dear Myth,

I know now. The LOL emoticons have higher purpose in this thread like I've never seen it anywhere. Hehehe!

Ticklishly yours,
Boh

 

[natural tickler]

Dear Myth,

no matter what you say or do, you will always be a sucka....

that is all


Cheers

the Nature Boy

 

[Jason Reborn]

Dear Myth,

When are you going to be a Reality? 😀

Sincerely Yours,

Completely Dumbstruck xD

 

[myth77]

Dear Myth,

I know now. The LOL emoticons have higher purpose in this thread like I've never seen it anywhere. Hehehe!

Ticklishly yours,
Boh

Dear Boh,

Indeed the LOL emoticons are thoroughly abused here in this thread . Feel free to gratuitously use them yourself 😀.

Sincerely,

Myth

Dear Myth,

When are you going to be a Reality? 😀

Sincerely Yours,

Completely Dumbstruck xD

Dear Completely Dumbstruck,

That depends on which definition of Reality you mean. Are we going by the actual or subjective definition? Either way...I have no idea how to answer that question .

Sincerely,

Myth

 

[myth77]

Dear Myth,

no matter what you say or do, you will always be a sucka....

that is all


Cheers

the Nature Boy

Dear Nature Boy,

Shut It!

Best Wishes...you know what...f*ck that, I'm not even signing this sh*t

-P.S.

 

[Jason Reborn]

Dear Myth,

I was asking that last question in the actual sense since you're still just a "myth". 😀

Sincerely,

the Real McCoy

 

[myth77]

Dear Myth,

I was asking that last question in the actual sense since you're still just a "myth". 😀

Sincerely,

the Real McCoy

Dear Real McCoy,

I know what you meant , I just wanted to complicate things and offer no real answer to that question 😀. Besides, if I were a myth, we wouldn't be having this conversation...I think .

Sincerely,

Myth

 

[natural tickler]

Dear Nature Boy,

Shut It!

Best Wishes...you know what...f*ck that, I'm not even signing this sh*t

-P.S.

Dear Myth,

since you cant sign it, that means you are truly a sucka


and furthermore, FU ya beeeeeeeyotch

that is all

Cheers

the Nature Boy