Dear Myth,
I sometimes pass out after a violent, toe curling, back arching orgasm.
Is this normal?
Be careful Kered, you might want to check with a doctor...or stop having such wild crazy sex
. Dear Myth,
Have you had a good weekend? Things settling down over there? 🙂
. Things are calming down 🙂Good morning girl! I hope you had a good weekend. Did you do anything relaxing?

Did you enjoy that bottle of wine with your name on it? 🙂
. I think I'll finish it off this evening 😀Why do women talk about my fantastic sexual prowess in public all the time? It can get embarassing.
. Just get up and take a bow when it happens
. 
^LOL! 😀
Did you watch the hockey game tonight?hehehe
Dear Myth,
Why does evilwomanhehe want to get me nekkid, tie me up, and have her way with me? Should I be frightened?

Hi Mythy!
Are you having a great weekend over there? 😀
. Also I danced to Michael Jackson's "Don't Stop Till You Get Enough", and was loving it. That was the only song I danced to (everything else was too hard to shake my moneymaker to
).When Myth goes out to play what is her favorite game?
. That's not really a game though. Is being tickled a game?


It is for me, at least most of the time. lol
What makes you feel really happy?
. I love the Audrey Hepburn quote, “I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.” People blossom when they feel loved and I like to see people blossom 🙂
It makes me very sad if there is someone I cannot give love to whom I truly love 🙁. But there's always someone else around that needs some, so I can still give some 😀 
Dear Myth,
When ya gonna write another story huh huh huh?![]()
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. Life's been a bit of a tornado. Not much romantic inspiration either 🙁. I do feel like it's time to pick the pen up soon though 
Dear Myth,
I am officially obsessed with this clip, and can't stop posting it absolutely everywhere! Have I finally lost what little sanity I still retained?![]()
That was f*cking adorable 😀. You have now passed on your insanity. Om Nom Nom Nom 
Do condoms really come in different sizes?
...wait...I think I'm talking about what goes into the condom
. Yes...different sizes and flavors, with varying degrees of intellect and romantic prowess. Oh snap...I've lost it 
Dear myth
I don't know quite how to tell you this, but your nostrils offend me. I think I first knew it tripping on tangerine seeds with Reverend Moon, and I saw you pour syrup over that crazed monk. I'm sure you're man enough to see there is no Mid-East solution. I'm returning your pet rock, but I'm holding on to your ant colony as a keepsake. I want you to know that I'll tell the "Enquirer" about your new life as a clone.
Best to your frog Leonard,


Dear Rosie,
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Love,
Myth 😀
dear myth,
hi! i haven't talked to you in forever and a minute. how's you?
besos y abrazos,
emily

Do you know that you are in line to get several hugs and, at least quick, tickles one of these days?![]()


If you had a petwhat would you name it?
If it was a girl bunny, I'd name her Cotton Face, Hunny Bunny, Sooo Cute (because I'd be saying that to her all the time anyway
) or Kitty (because it's funny 😀).
If it was a boy, I think I'd name him Chauncey Wellington Robinson III. Boy bunnies need good strong names with character 