Deep thoughts

[lojak]

how can people be more concern about everything but their fellow human being?

 

[ticklishscribe]

I am seriously thinking of leaving this site as I am very sad about something here.

 

[sabaki]

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

 

[sabaki]

a tamia lure

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw f*ck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.

-- JH

 

[tkrexx]

If your parents never had any children, chances are neither will you.

 

[Tamia78]

For Sabaki

When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

 

[kurchatovium]

Never ever whiz on an electric fence. 😀 😀 😛

 

[911]

Dose a cat call it's vagina a person?

If I masterbate in front of 2 mirrors is that a 3 some?

If a bull thinks something is false dose he call it human shit?

On a questionair it asks 4 your name, but if you have multiple personalities do you write all your names?

Do hyenas laugh only when humans are around because they think we look funny?

If a bear shits in the woods dose it make a smell?

If you play hide n seek and no one looks 4 u dose that mean u won?

 

[Mr.Tickler]

If some animals sweat through their tongues, then what the hell are their armpits for?

 

[Mr.Tickler]

If I masterbate in front of 2 mirrors is that a 3 some?





LOL, LOL, LOL.

 

[sabaki]

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink. -- JH

 

[Tamia78]

And another one.......

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

 

[sabaki]

#150 -- REGULARS represent!

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy.