Do I Need An Exorcist?

[Feathery]

Yesterday, when checking my Yahoo email, I noticed that I had 666 unread messages in my Bulk Mail Folder, or spam filter. Now, of course, anyone with knowledge of the Book Of Revelations in the Bible, or an aficionado of horror films, like "The Exorcist" or "The Omen", would know that the number 666 represents the "mark of the beast" or the coming of the antichrist. So, I was wondering if I am being contacted by... The Devil? A blessing from Beelzebub? A salutation from Satan? A hello from Hell? Maybe I need to consult an exorcist? Please, tell me what do you all think? Now, please excuse me while I make myself a nice hot bowl of pea soup, while I wait for your responses. Thank you.

Blanche: You wouldn't be able to do these awful things to me if I weren't still in this chair.
Jane: But cha AAH, Blanche, ya AAH in that chair. - from the movie, "What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?"

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

I've always thought that exercize was a good thing. So, by all means....

Ann

OK, so I'm in a smartass mood today! 😉

 

[lk70]

You've probably missed your chance by now. Bulk mail accumulates pretty fast. 😉

 

[unit5610]

I'd just select all, hit the delete key and go on with my day. But then again, I'm no fun!

 

[TicklishLurker]

I wouldn't worry. I read somewhere that the number was misinterperted and the real Sign Of The Beast is an area code in New Jersey.

 

[unit5610]

It's probably lk70's area code. 😀
Ooooh...check it out! 2000 posts for lk...Congrats!!!

 

[isabeau]

o no you are doomed i tell you doomeddddddddddddddddddddd lol... no significance whatsover.. i've often had that amount of bulk mail, and i just delete it..

isabeau

now about that pea soup hmmm

 

[Mastertank1]

Remember the prayer that says, in part;

Deliver us from evil.
I think you just got your delivery from evil.

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

 

[lk70]

It's probably lk70's area code. 😀
Ooooh...check it out! 2000 posts for lk...Congrats!!!

Oh sure! Be a smart ass and follow up it up with something nice. Trying to mess with my head? Well it WON'T WORK I tell ya. It just won't work.

 

[kered]

It's probably lk70's area code. 😀
Ooooh...check it out! 2000 posts for lk...Congrats!!!

That would explain a lot of things.

 

[lk70]

That would explain a lot of things.

Yeah, will it explain things when you mysteriously wake up and find yourself tied to the bed? Huh? Huh? Will it?

 

[Aragon]

Well, there are several meanings behind it.

My ex-mother-in-laws form of christianity would be---your going to hell, you are a heathen.

psychiatrists would be-----you need counselling at 150 an hour, you are scarred.

My explanation is, it's a number, deal with it.

 

[kered]

Yeah, will it explain things when you mysteriously wake up and find yourself tied to the bed? Huh? Huh? Will it?

Promises, promises. 😛

 

[Mz Chaos]

Maybe you ought to get some virtual holy water and virtually bless your computer???

 

[cloudgazer2k]

666 junk mail?! no...it cannot be!!! THE FINAL PEICE OF THE PUZZLE HAS BEEN REVEALED!! you will forsake us all!! are lives are forfeit!!

or not...whatever...

 

[StockedAndGagged]

We need an old priest and a young priest!

This reminds me of that time I got a scary message in my Alpha-Bits...It said "oooooooooo"

CH

 

[Tamia78]

We need an old priest and a young priest!

This reminds me of that time I got a scary message in my Alpha-Bits...It said "oooooooooo"

CH

OMG!! LMAO!! That was too funny! Thanks, I needed that!

 

[lk70]

We need an old priest and a young priest!

This reminds me of that time I got a scary message in my Alpha-Bits...It said "oooooooooo"

CH

Those weren't alpha-bits, those were cheerios.

 

[StockedAndGagged]

That would explain it; I just thought I was supposed to be scared by my cereal.

Thanks LK

CH

 

[TicklishLurker]

We need an old priest and a young priest!

Got you covered.

 

[jk666uk]

Yesterday, when checking my Yahoo email, I noticed that I had 666 unread messages in my Bulk Mail Folder, or spam filter. Now, of course, anyone with knowledge of the Book Of Revelations in the Bible, or an aficionado of horror films, like "The Exorcist" or "The Omen", would know that the number 666 represents the "mark of the beast" or the coming of the antichrist. So, I was wondering if I am being contacted by... The Devil? A blessing from Beelzebub? A salutation from Satan? A hello from Hell? Maybe I need to consult an exorcist? Please, tell me what do you all think? Now, please excuse me while I make myself a nice hot bowl of pea soup, while I wait for your responses. Thank you.

look ay my user name jk666uk

 

[isabeau]

look ay my user name jk666uk

does that mean you are the son of Satan? lol

isabeau

 

[jk666uk]

does that mean you are the son of Satan? lol

isabeau

just call me damien