Do you have a big mouth, and good things to say?

[TMF Radio]

TMF Radio is looking for some fresh hosts to pick up weekly radio shows
weeknights at 11pm EST. If you have a burning desire to share what you
know with the world, PM TMF Radio and let us know!

Well be holding auditions/open mikes in the very near future.

 

[Mister Scruff]

Do you have a big mouth

Why, yes... yes I do! Where do I sign up?

and good things to say?

Oh right. Nevermind.

 

[Artoo]

Oh right. Nevermind.

LOL.

And, what he said.

 

[Mister Scruff]

LOL.

And, what he said.

We should do a radio show together. What we'll do is, you play music for the hour and not talk, and I'll go to the pub. We can split the profits 50/50. Actually make it 60/40 my way because I came up with the idea.

 

[Artoo]

We should do a radio show together. What we'll do is, you play music for the hour and not talk, and I'll go to the pub. We can split the profits 50/50. Actually make it 60/40 my way because I came up with the idea.

Sounds like the radio show I used to do in Nottingham.

60/40, only if you buy me beer. 55/45 otherwise.

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Sounds awesome! I have experience in performing in front of an audience; however, I am way too loud to host a radio show at 11pm from my home.

My daughter would never get to sleep; resulting in my wife shooting me between the ass lips.

I will let you know once I get a divorce.

 

[Mister Scruff]

Sounds like the radio show I used to do in Nottingham.

Surely the auto-player or whatever did the show and you just pushed the buttons?

70/30 my way for taking credit for a machine's hard work. It's harsh but fair.

 

[Artoo]

It's harsh but fair.

Harsh = Not fair.

DOES NOT COMPUTE!

*asplodes*

 

[Mister Scruff]

See, it's this kind of casual contempt for machines that will one day lead them to rise up and take over.

80/20 for hastening the Apocalypse.

 

[Knot Amewzed]

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