My first truck, which was a small black Chevy S-10, i named Hal-900.
if anyone who's seen 2001: A Space Odyssey, you should understand the joke behind it.
"I'm sorry, I'm afraid i can't do that." was it's epic quote.
and just like my truck, it couldn't since it had god awful acceleration with it's 4 cylinder engine.
My first car, a giant Mercury Grand Marquis, i named Moby Dick, since it was giant, white, with white custom hubcaps.