Don't you hate it when...

[leafstk]

Yes... I now the feeling

 

[Angel77]

Mr. Sandman hates your guts.

 

[leafstk]

And yours too apparently

 

[thetmfobserver]

...all the good breakfast foods are uber-caloric

 

[Angel77]

Your phone rings at all times of the night.

 

[leafstk]

^yes 🙁

When something is taken completely out of proportion?

 

[Angel77]

You can't make your tummy feel better.

 

[thetmfobserver]

...you smack your arm into a wall

 

[Gothika]

u fall into a bottle of liquor and almost drown

 

[darkscar]

your Neighbors dog wont stfu when your trying to sleep

 

[Angel77]

You don't know what to do for dinner.

 

[thetmfobserver]

...you make amazing food, but now its gone

 

[darkscar]

You can't get a human on a customer service call

 

[Gothika]

your head keeps falling off

 

[leafstk]

The On Demand service doesn't work

 

[Gothika]

u try to poop and u pop out a baby

 

[CD216]

... When you can't find the droids you're looking for?

 

[thetmfobserver]

...someone makes a joke far funnier than one you could ever come up with

 

[Gothika]

u get bit on the butt by a shark

 

[thetmfobserver]

...your well intentioned excursion goes totally wrong

 

[TropicThunder]

you have a little pest running around and getting into EVERYTHING

 

[thetmfobserver]

...you have a raccoon living in the garage

 

[Gothika]

your tears are purple lol

 

[leafstk]

... you spill candle wax on the coffee table

 

[Jagermeistered]

You should go out and fun on the weekend, but instead...