Don't you hate it when...

[Gothika]

soda pisses in my corn flakes

 

[PomPom]

when I wake up with a gerbil in my butt

 

[Gothika]

when I wake up with a gerbil in my butt

lol






when my hemroids attack random people at the supermarket

 

[PomPom]

when my hemroids attack random people at the supermarket

you're a sicko thats awesome





when i get a boner

 

[Gothika]

you're a sicko thats awesome

 

[PomPom]

when my fleas get under my skin

 

[Gothika]

when people call me doug my name is redneck john

 

[PomPom]

when people call me doug my name is redneck john

is snuffalupagus okay?



when I catch the last thirty seconds of a really good music video playing on TV

 

[Gothika]

is snuffalupagus okay?

for u yes 😀


your eyeball gets stuck to a stop sign and the bus is coming to pick u up

 

[PomPom]

your eyeball gets stuck to a stop sign and the bus is coming to pick u up

LOLOLOLOL



when a rocket is launched and it lands on your house and ruins your new living room set

 

[Gothika]

u gota do the dishes but your buns are stuck to the seat of the chair lol

 

[PomPom]

u gota do the dishes but your buns are stuck to the seat of the chair lol

i want a cinnabun

 

[milagros317]

... it snows. 🙁

 

[PomPom]

you're hungry but not hungry whuuuuuut

 

[thetmfobserver]

...you go out to play, and it starts raining

 

[milagros317]

... you wait a long time for a bus. 🙁

 

[Gothika]

u get hit by a bus only to find out your stll alive and have to do it all again

 

[milagros317]

... a website is slow to load. 🙁

 

[Gothika]

your eating puddin and it tryes to bite you

 

[Brock Samson]

I hate it when cameras 3 and 4 get fuzzy!

 

[TropicThunder]

You're nice to people and then they turn into complete dicks just because you don't hang off of their every word.

 

[Gothika]

u get screwed

 

[texastickler]

When the Bologna sammich you are eating looks up at you and says, "Man! What the hell are you doing eating me? Have some cellery or something." Stupid Bologna.

 

[Gothika]

when beer talks back to ya

 

[texastickler]

when beer talks back to ya

Better than your beans talking back to you!