A AmishTickler Level of Quadruple Heliodor Feather Joined Feb 14, 2002 Messages 56,682 Points 0 Jan 29, 2014 #776 someone takes the "Last Word" from you.
Bator 3rd Level Black Feather Joined Aug 22, 2010 Messages 8,696 Points 0 Jan 29, 2014 #777 When someone says "to be honest". Basically, they are telling me that without this disclaimer, I can only expect complete bullshit.
When someone says "to be honest". Basically, they are telling me that without this disclaimer, I can only expect complete bullshit.
D deadlywiffeathr Level of Lemon Feather Joined Dec 29, 2006 Messages 12,165 Points 0 Jan 30, 2014 #778 your throat burns like a mother bitch after a tequila shot
Bator 3rd Level Black Feather Joined Aug 22, 2010 Messages 8,696 Points 0 Jan 30, 2014 #779 when you can't remember someone's name
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,112 Points 0 Feb 7, 2014 #780 It isn't warm enough to melt the snow and ice off of your car so you spend a half an hour chiseling it off.
It isn't warm enough to melt the snow and ice off of your car so you spend a half an hour chiseling it off.
Bator 3rd Level Black Feather Joined Aug 22, 2010 Messages 8,696 Points 0 Feb 8, 2014 #781 .... when your car doors freeze and you have to pry them open.
D devioustickler 1st Level Red Feather Joined Jul 19, 2009 Messages 1,202 Points 38 Jul 27, 2014 #782 Someone who KNOWS about your tickle/foot fetish and mentions it in in public so anyone around could hear if they are listening.
Someone who KNOWS about your tickle/foot fetish and mentions it in in public so anyone around could hear if they are listening.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,895 Points 113 Jul 27, 2014 #783 I hate it when I try to post and get the dreaded "60 second rule" notice.
D deadlywiffeathr Level of Lemon Feather Joined Dec 29, 2006 Messages 12,165 Points 0 Jul 27, 2014 #784 You have to tell a small lie to protect someones feelings
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,895 Points 113 Jul 27, 2014 #785 I hate it when any sportscaster says anything negative about the Dodgers.
luvgirlsfeet Verified Joined Nov 15, 2004 Messages 40,444 Points 63 Jul 27, 2014 #786 You go into a store to buy one item then buy other stuff and walk out of the store with everything else but the item you went in to get
You go into a store to buy one item then buy other stuff and walk out of the store with everything else but the item you went in to get
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,895 Points 113 Aug 15, 2014 #787 ... somebody holds the elevator door from closing while talking to a friend of theirs and delays everybody else. 🙁
... somebody holds the elevator door from closing while talking to a friend of theirs and delays everybody else. 🙁
S SmashTV 1st Level Yellow Feather Joined Aug 12, 2002 Messages 3,088 Points 0 Aug 16, 2014 #788 I go to make a cup of tea and realise too late that there's no milk. Cheers, everybody, SmashTV
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,895 Points 113 Aug 17, 2014 #789 ... you toast a bagel and then realize that you have no smoked salmon. 🙁
B Boy Ticklish 1st Level Red Feather Joined Apr 7, 2013 Messages 1,087 Points 0 Dec 5, 2015 #790 You make a new friend and they're into you...then once you mention your fetish, they get all quiet and then block you?
You make a new friend and they're into you...then once you mention your fetish, they get all quiet and then block you?
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,895 Points 113 Dec 10, 2015 #791 ... winter comes?
D devioustickler 1st Level Red Feather Joined Jul 19, 2009 Messages 1,202 Points 38 Dec 20, 2015 #792 ....You go to the doctors several times and you know something is wrong and you feel they bullshiyying you giving you the run around!
....You go to the doctors several times and you know something is wrong and you feel they bullshiyying you giving you the run around!
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,895 Points 113 Jan 6, 2016 #793 ... winter comes and it gets really cold?
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,112 Points 0 Jan 19, 2016 #794 You try to open your car door in this frigid weather and find that it frozen shut.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,895 Points 113 Jan 20, 2016 #795 ... there is ice on the sidewalk?
P paracarl44 Wielder of 100 Feathers Joined Mar 16, 2007 Messages 130,112 Points 0 Jan 22, 2016 #796 You had plans for the weekend then a snow storms comes along.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,895 Points 113 Jan 23, 2016 #797 paracarl44 said: You had plans for the weekend then a snow storms comes along. Click to expand...
D deadlywiffeathr Level of Lemon Feather Joined Dec 29, 2006 Messages 12,165 Points 0 Jan 26, 2016 #798 A customer walks in 5 mins before closing and asks a fuck ton of questions while you're trying to get shit done
A customer walks in 5 mins before closing and asks a fuck ton of questions while you're trying to get shit done
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,895 Points 113 Feb 25, 2016 #799 Somebody promises to meet you for lunch every time you see them, but never names a particular day to do so.
Somebody promises to meet you for lunch every time you see them, but never names a particular day to do so.
Gothika Verified Joined Aug 9, 2004 Messages 32,185 Points 38 Feb 25, 2016 #800 i hate it when i bite into a squirrel and it bites me back