Drama in the Silly Stuff

[Babyshambles]

Where's the drama? 😀

You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

 

[milagros317]

Who wrote that? Is it lyrics to a song? 😀

 

[Babyshambles]

Who wrote that? Is it lyrics to a song? 😀

I believe it is the Black Eyed Peas Milagros - although I had to Google it - my luvvie, darling (insert other OTT dramatic terms of endearment)

 

[milagros317]

Thanks for the information. 😀

 

[Babyshambles]

Thanks for the information. 😀

I would so dearly love to see Milagros in a video.

Ideally, it would be a talk-show format with Milagros discussing his life - which I'm sure would make for an unmissable video.

Failing that - perhaps to be tickler in a tickling video.

I'm not making this up. I am compelled to want to know more about you, in the same way that women are compelled to learn more about Hollywood actors and actresses.

 

[milagros317]

I've never been in a tickling video but I'm open to the possibility. 😀

 

[vladtickleman22]

I'm soooo torn! I can't decide on fried chicken or pork chops for dinner. Oh, whatever shall I do? This is too much for one man to decide.....and what about the side dishes? OMG!!!! What about the side dishes????!!

Side dishes? Have you yet thought about Beverages? The possibilities are endless!

 

[Babyshambles]

Side dishes? Have you yet thought about Beverages? The possibilities are endless!

I'm going to create another thread - just for you!!

Where you can discuss dinner in peace....

Some people. Slams door in dramatic style.

 

[venray]

I like Pie.......

 

[vladtickleman22]

I like Pie.......

Now were are onto what to have after dinner. What kind of pie would you have, Venray?

 

[kered]

Side dishes? Have you yet thought about Beverages? The possibilities are endless!

Beverages???? Beverages???? How could you bring that up at a time like this! I'm having enough of a crises here!! Geez......

 

[vladtickleman22]

Beverages???? Beverages???? How could you bring that up at a time like this! I'm having enough of a crises here!! Geez......

Now you're going to have an even bigger problem! Ray likes pie for dessert, so now beverage AND dessert!

 

[kered]

Now you're going to have an even bigger problem! Ray likes pie for dessert, so now beverage AND dessert!

I have serious issues and now you bring up dessert? What kind of unfeeling fiend are you? So what's next? You wanna spit on my shoes or kick my dog?

I need to think.....I need to think.........

 

[vladtickleman22]

I have serious issues and now you bring up dessert? What kind of unfeeling fiend are you? So what's next? You wanna spit on my shoes or kick my dog?

I need to think.....I need to think.........

Nah, i was thinking more along the lines of having the hooters girls show up with whatever it was you decided on.

 

[milagros317]

Is there still drama here? 😀

 

[vladtickleman22]

Is there still drama here? 😀

Only that of Kered trying to decide what to have and my adding to his confusion.

 

[milagros317]

That's not truly dramatic like Othello or Death of a Salesman. 😀

 

[vladtickleman22]

That's not truly dramatic like Othello or Death of a Salesman. 😀

Indeed it isn't.

 

[milagros317]

I'd rather be silly than dramatic here. 😀

 

[vladtickleman22]

Me too! Which is good for me, because i can keep you talking here and get the last word in the other thread!

 

[kered]

Nah, i was thinking more along the lines of having the hooters girls show up with whatever it was you decided on.

Hooter's girls?? Well, that takes the pressure off. NOT!!!!! Now I have to scub the toilet and do some dishes. I can't have beautiful girls here with a dirty bathroom and kitchen. What were you thinking?

I need my pills! where's my calm pills? O woe is me..........

That's not truly dramatic like Othello or Death of a Salesman. 😀

*I'm doing my best Milagros. I am not Shakespearian trained, you know.*

 

[vladtickleman22]

Hooter's girls?? Well, that takes the pressure off. NOT!!!!! Now I have to scub the toilet and do some dishes. I can't have beautiful girls here with a dirty bathroom and kitchen. What were you thinking?

I need my pills! where's my calm pills? O woe is me..........



*I'm doing my best Milagros. I am not Shakespearian trained, you know.*

Merry maids are already on the way to clean for you.