emilyemilyemily isn't the least bit ticklish on her feet. At all.

[MrMacphisto]

the one i get compared to the most is a bat. get it? 'cause they're...high pitched...with the...yeah.

If you can echolocate, that's pretty impressive. 😀

EDIT: wrong word earlier... lol

 

[leafstk]

That could be interesting 😀

 

[emilyemilyemily]

haha, i don't have sonar, but i guess i might as well.

 

[kered]

I bet you make chirpy noises but are too distracted when being tickled to notice.


Chirpy noises are so much more sexier than squeeky noises.

 

[emilyemilyemily]

hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihhihihihihihihihihiihihiihihihihihihi guys

i'm high 🙂

 

[Comfort Eagle]

Bitch is always stealing my weed. 🙁

 

[paracarl44]

She makes chirpy noises? Kewl.

for the record, i do not make chirpy noises.

squeaky noises, MAYBE. chirping, definitely not.

Hmmm... Taryn makes chipmunk noises... could there be a correlation here?

i make those too.

That's so cute! Squeeks and chipmunk noises = awesomeness, lol 😀

For the record, you don't strike me as the "chirping" sort 😉

i have a whole menagerie's worth of noises.

the one i get compared to the most is a bat. get it? 'cause they're...high pitched...with the...yeah.

I bet you make chirpy noises but are too distracted when being tickled to notice.


Chirpy noises are so much more sexier than squeeky noises.

^I think a tape recorder is needed to settle this.^🙂

 

[emilyemilyemily]

^I think a tape recorder is needed to settle this.^🙂

incorrect.

 

[paracarl44]

incorrect.

^Spoilsport.^

 

[emilyemilyemily]

tell you what, carl. help me think of an excuse to give my mom about why i'm going to be gone for three days, get me to nest, and record me all you want.

 

[paracarl44]

tell you what, carl. help me think of an excuse to give my mom about why i'm going to be gone for three days, get me to nest, and record me all you want.

^There are a LOT of research centers and museums located in Philadelphia, for a studious young lady like you.^

 

[emilyemilyemily]

^There are a LOT of research centers and museums located in Philadelphia, for a studious young lady like you.^

i dropped out of college two weeks ago.

 

[Comfort Eagle]

Gimme a bit, I can think up something. I'm clever.

 

[paracarl44]

i dropped out of college two weeks ago.

^That doesn't sound funny at all.^

 

[poopies]

tell you what, carl. help me think of an excuse to give my mom about why i'm going to be gone for three days, get me to nest, and record me all you want.

That's easy. Tell her you're visiting friends in Philly.

 

[emilyemilyemily]

That's easy. Tell her you're visiting friends in Philly.

i've lived in ohio my whole life. why would i randomly have friends in philly?

 

[poopies]

i've lived in ohio my whole life. why would i randomly have friends in philly?

Easy. You can go two ways with this. A) People move. One of your friends moved to Philly for a school, job, something, it doesn't matter because you're lying. A friend moved away and you're going to visit them. B) You went to college. People from all over go to various schools all over. One of the friends you made while there lives in Philly and invited you to come out for a weekend.

 

[emilyemilyemily]

meh.

 

[tequila!]

cult retreat?
you can even say it's out at a campground somewhere close by
just don't say middletown, because everyone will assume you're just going out to do meth and tweak in a field for 3 days

 

[emilyemilyemily]

i tweak in fields like it's my job.

 

[tequila!]

i tweak in fields like it's my job.

Tweaking is the best thing you can do in a field since frolicking.

Besides grazing, notwithstanding the fact that I am not cattle.

i wonder why notwithstanding wasn't one of the 53 prepositions they taught us in school

 

[poopies]

meh.

Fine!

Tell her you've recently sold your soul to a pimp named Pepperjack and must work the streets of Philly to pay him off.

Tell her you have volunteered to participate in a reenactment of the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

Tell her you're going because you bloody feel like it and that she should stop being so nosy because you're not her little girl anymore, you're all growed up.

Tell her it has been your lifelong dream to be in the Guiness Book of World records so you're going to Philly to help set the world record for world's biggest orgy.

Tell her you're running away from home because she won't let you wear make-up.

Tell her you have been diagnosed with butt cancer and the leading butt cancer specialists are in Philadelphia so you have to go there to seek special treatment.

Tell her you have an online boyfriend who lives in Philly and you're going out there to elope.

Tell her the Phillies have invited you to sing the national anthem at their home game.

Tell her you've recently gotten into hunting humans, and the only place it is legal is in Philadelphia, on the specific weekend that NEST also happens to rest on.

Tell her you're going to a music festy.

Tell her that her butt stinks and you need to get away from it for a little while, and Philly seems like a good destination.

Tell her a psychic told you were going to die that weekend, and the only way to survive was to escape to Philadelphia.

 

[Comfort Eagle]

Fine!

Tell her you've recently sold your soul to a pimp named Pepperjack and must work the streets of Philly to pay him off.

Fuck. Yes.

 

[emilyemilyemily]

this thread is too epic not to be bumped. sry4thnrcssism

 

[paracarl44]

You got a job polishing the Liberty Bell.