yjgfn said:Like i said, we better just call the cops.
batch said:"911, what's your emergency?"
"yeah, hi. i was browsing a tickling fetish website with my penis in hand, and i came across something suspicious."
"uhhh..."
"yeah, i was all lubed up and ready to go, and here's this guy posting pictures of girls he's never met and he's making up elaborate scenarios about them"
*click*
"... hello?"