FAKE FRIENDS vs. REAL FRIENDS!

[Illtcklu]

FAKE FRIENDS:Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS:Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS:Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS:Call your parents Dad & Mom

FAKE FRIENDS:Never see you cry.
REAL FRIENDS:Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS:Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS:Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FAKE FRIENDS:Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS:Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS:Would kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS:Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS:Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS:Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS:Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS:Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that.You know we don't waste."

FAKE FRIENDS:Will talk bad about the person that talkes bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS:Will knock them out.

 

[cloudgazer2k]

FAKE FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit in the cell with you and talk about how bad ass that was...

 

[german]

haha toooooo funny...

Priest

 

[sole seeker]

pretty good.

Not necessarily all that funny, but pretty good just the same.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Amusing list. 😀