Favorite Movie Quotes

[somebody231]

"What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes!" -Swordfish
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[SYELLA]

''Excuse me while I whip this out.''-Sheriff Bart-Blazing Saddles

''Can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man?''
''We don't care if it's the first act of HENRY V,we're leaving!''-Blazing Saddles

 

[Timewarp]

So here's probably the best quote of all time (my opinion)

"You have my ax!" (Gimli: LOTR: Fellowship)

 

[alchemy1]

"Badges?! We don't need no stinking badges!" - Bandit (Blazing Saddles)

"Work work work work work..Hello boys, I miss you." The Governer to his secretarie's breasts (Blazing Saddles)

"Hey you big bully! What are you doing picking on that little bully?" - Groucho Marx (A Night at the Opera)

"I see your schwarts is as big as mine!" Dark Helmet (Space Balls)

 

[SYELLA]

Hey! What was Harvy Korman's quote after Slim Pickens said ''DITTO''! Anybody know? I can never get it right.

 

[MistressValerie1]

Robin Williams as Adrian Cronauer from Good Morning Vietnam: "Excuse me sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT, because if it leaks to the VC, you could end up an MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP."

 

[somebody231]

"You have my ax!" (Gimli: LOTR: Fellowship)

I'm sorry, but Gimli never said that... he said: "And my axe!"
(One did already say the following to Frodo: You have my *weapon*)

 

[soda_popinski17]

I have 4 Rocky IV favorite movie quotes
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#1

Nicoli Koloff: It is all lies and enforced Propoganda, to support this antagonistic and violent government!
Paulie: Whoa, violent? Hey, we're not the ones who keep our people behind a wall with machine guns!
Nicoli Koloff: Who are you?
Paule: Who am I? I'm...the unsilent majority, Big Mouth!
[Media laughs]
Nicoli Koloff: That's good, insult us. Such typical rude behavior against visiting foreigners. But perhaps the simple defeat of this little so-called champion, will be the perfect example of how pathetic and weak your society has become!! WE GO!

#2

Drago: If He dies, he dies

#3

Nicoli Koloff: Whatever he hits, he destroys

#4

Drago: He's not human, he's a piece of iron

 

[Hootus1]

My favorite movie quote is from the movie, "Patton" Karl Malden plays Gen. Omar Bradley.
When Karl Malden gets blown out of his jeep in italy and loses his helmet, he just grabs one off the ground and hides behind a rock.
Then this little private runs up and hunkers down behind him and says, "What silly son of a bitch is in charge of this operation?"
I guess you have to be in to military stuff to get the humor, but imagine a private talking to a general like that!

 

[Ignatz]

And now it's time for Mr. Know-It-All...

"Blazing Saddles" is a great flick, but that "stinking badges" line Brooks uses is itself a quote from the film classic "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre," with Walter Huston and Humphrey Bogart. And, yes, it's one of the great lines of all time, right up there with "Round up the usual suspects," from Casablanca.

 

[jinx]

Say hello to my little friend.......Al Pacino in Scarface

 

[gallicus]

Ah, some nice Spaceballs quotes. Here are a few more of my favourites from that movie:

Starr: What the hell was that noise?
Dot Matrix: That was my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do.

and another one:

Colonel: It's Mega Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!

 

[Salpedon]

William H. Macy in Boogie Nights talking to Ricky Jay after witnessing Macy's wife having sex on the driveway with another man.

"My wife's got an ass in her cock. I'm sorry if my mind isn't on the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow!"

 

[Timewarp]

"I proceed two possabilities. 1. Coming face to face with her older self will put here into shock and she'd simply pass out, or 2. The encounter could create a time pardox, that will unravel the very space time continum and destroy the entire universe. That's a worst case scenerio, it could possably be limited to our own galaxy." (Doc. Brown)

"Well that's a relief." (Marty McFly)

 

[Ghost_Host_9991]

"Ok, I want someone good and I mean very good to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that bathroom with just his dick in his hands." - Sonny Corleone

"Tonight's dinner will be beans...musical program to follow." - Disney's Atlantis.

"Dr. Lecter preferred to eat the rude. Free range rude he called them." - Hannibal

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Here's Looking At You, Kid.........

From "the Magnificent 7" 1) There Was A Time I Would Have Caught All Three...(flies) 2) You Mean The Worst(shot), I Was Aiming For The Horse 3) The Local Graveyard Is Full Of Men Who Were Very Young And Very Proud... From "the Searchers" Thought Of Saying No Never Entered My Head, Mrs. Jorgensen. I Still Can't Believe S. A. O'ferna(aka John Ford) Was Not Even Nominated For Best Director In 1956. Of Course By Then He Had 6 Oscars And Would Later Obviously Score The 1st Afi Life Time Achievement Award(the Pappy?) But To Pass By The Searchers? More Oscar Faux Pas. Also Most Any Line From The Marx Brothers Films( Some Of Which Were Even In The Script).

 

[Tickler Bart]

Hey! What was Harvy Korman's quote after Slim Pickens said ''DITTO''! Anybody know? I can never get it right.

I believe Harvey Korman said, "Ditto? Ditto, you provincial putz?"

 

[Duke Diablo]

Nothing is over. The two of us are still alive.
- Ashitaka, Princess Mononoke

 

[Duke Diablo]

Everyone wants everything, that's the way the world is. But I might actually get it.
-Jigo, Princess Mononoke

 

[Duke Diablo]

When you're going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work for you.
-Jigo, Princess Mononoke

 

[Duke Diablo]

Cut off a wolf's head and it still has the power to bite.
- Lady Eboshi, Princess Mononoke

 

[Duke Diablo]

It is yours to go there and see what you can with eyes unclowded by hatred.
- Wise woman(no one mentioned her real name), Princess Mononoke

 

[Tickler Bart]

"Well, Denham. The airplanes got him".
"Oh no. It wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast".
Robert Armstrong from 'King Kong' - 1933

 

[Tickler Bart]

"I'd rather marry a homely girl than a pretty girl anyway"
"Why is that?"
"Well, if you marry a pretty girl, she's liable to run away."
"But Uncle Herbie, isn't a homely liable to run away, too?"
"Yeah, but who cares?"
Abbott & Costello with a child actress from 'Buck Privates Come Home'

 

[Tickler Bart]

"Didn't you ever go to school, stupid?"
"Yeah, and I came out the same way."
Abbott & Costello from 'In the Navy'