Favorite movie quotes

[Frost King]

hey guys whats your favorite movie quotes or lines list the quote and what movie its from. here's mine


Would you fuck me I'd fuck me Buffalo bill the slience of the lambs.

It rubs the lotion on its skin buffalo bill the silence of the lambs

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Hannibal Lecter the silence of the lambs

Look what your brother did to this door he's got no pride in his home the cook the texas chainsaw massacre

He stole my balloons why didn't someone tell me he had one of those things The Joker Batman


Are you the real batman then why do you dress up like him? The joker The dark night

 

[mikepd]

1.21 Gigawats BttF

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. Quoting John McClane in Die Hard
Sixteen Candles:
Jim Baker: That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else.

Long Duk Dong: No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.

Howard: What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... No, he's not retarded.

Grandpa Fred: Hey Howard, there's your Chinaman.
Howard: Thanks Fred.

Howard: Dong. Where is my automobile?
Long Duk Dong: Oto-mo-biiile?

[Jake rings doorbell at Samantha's house]
Long Duk Dong: Okay. I'm comin'.
[opens closet door]
Long Duk Dong: Hello? Jeez, this place is so confusing. Okay.
[opens front door, screams and shuts door]
Long Duk Dong: Go away! I call F.I.B. I call police! Go away!
Jake: Open the door.
Long Duk Dong: No way, Jose!
Jake: Open the door.
Long Duk Dong: You beat up my face.
Jake: You grabbed my nuts.
Long Duk Dong: [looks through frosted glass on door] Is that you?
Jake: Yeah, that me.
Long Duk Dong: [opens door] Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you my new - new-style American girlfriend.
Jake: Forget it, man. Just get Samantha, all right?
Long Duk Dong: She not here.
Jake: Don't jerk me around, man. Where is she?
Long Duk Dong: She got married.
Jake: What?
Long Duk Dong: She at the church. She getting married to oily bohunk.
Jake: Married?
Long Duk Dong: Married.
Jake: Married?
Long Duk Dong: Yeah. Married
[closes door]
Jake: [turns around, under breath to himself] Married?
Long Duk Dong: Married! Jeez.

Brenda Baker: Don't be a smartass.
Mike Baker: Ok, I'll be a dumbass.

 

[melanie2]

From Meatballs..... "Lighten up Francis"

From Private Benjamin.."Is green the only color these come in?"

From Shawshank Redemption..."Get busy living, or get busy dying, that's g**damn right"

From True Grit...."Fill your hands, you sonofabitch"

From All About Eve..."Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night"

 

[Hootus1]

From Patton, "What silly son of a bitch is in charge of this operation?"

From Chisum, "Axtell, He's a gutless wonder!" and "I'm hotter than hell on a holiday." from the poker table scene.

From Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, "Think ya got enough dynamite there Butch?" after the train car explodes!!!

 

[The_Crusader]

"Then I got two guns, one fo' each of ya!" -doc holliday, tombstone
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me!" -robocop
"I am the LAW!" -judge dredd
"Oh no, my young jedi, you will find, that it is YOU who are mistaken about a great. Many. Things." -emperor palpatine, return of the jedi. "Shocking. Positively shocking." -sean connery as james bond in Goldfinger, right after throwing a lamp into a bathtub to electrocute some guy.
"That there is latin darlin'. It seems mister ringo is an educated man. Now I REALLY hate him." -doc holliday, tombstone.
"There is no little timmy and you're the queen of darkness!" -kevin james as doug on the king of queens. (I know it isn't a movie but that's too damn funny not to mention)

 

[skull108]

ace ventura: exsqueeze me do u have a breathmint ??

: can i assk u a question??

: assholomiooooo

 

[melanie2]

From Con Air

"This ain't happening..not here, not now"

 

[Horus]

"Wouldn't you like to play a good game of chess?" Wargames.

"I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that." 2001: A Space Odessey.

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." Jaws.

 

[Senshi1]

"Each Bison Dollar will be worth five British Pounds. That is the rate of exchange the Bank of England will agree to when I kidnap their Queen!"

~General M. Bison
Street Fighter: The Movie

 

[Fiend1]

"Listen... you smell something?" - Ghostbusters

"They called me mad for trying to build a castle on a swamp. I built it anyway. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second. It sank into the swamp. I built a third, it burned down, fell over and then sank into the swamp, so I built a fourth, and this castle, son, is what you'll inherit" - Monty Python's Holy Grail

 

[kopfhorer1]

"No, this stuff isn't getting to me. The shootings, the knifings, the beatings, old ladies being bashed over the head for their social security checks. Teachers being thrown out of a fourth floor window because they don't give A's. No, that doesn't bother me a bit! ... Or this job either, having to wade through the scum of this city, being swept away by bigger and bigger waves of corruption and red tape. No, that doesn't bother me. But you know what does bother me? You know what really makes me sick to my stomach? It's watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody, I mean, nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog!"

- Clint Eastwood, Sudden Impact

 

[Rox_My_Sox1]

(laughs her brains out at kopfhorer's posted quote)...God bless Clint Eastwood.

Here are some of my favorite quotes:



Vankman: Egan this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole threw your head...

Egan: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me!



Winston: Ray...(huffs...puffs)...if some omnipotent Babalyonian god comes up to you and ASKS YOU ARE YOU A GOD YOU SAY YES!



Winston: WHAT DID YOU DO RAY? (after Ray dooms Manhattan by conjuring a 100 ft. tall indestructible Marshmellow man)



(after Ray and Winston are humiliated at a little kid's birthday party)

Ray: Ungrateful little punks. After everything we've done for this city.

Winston: EVERYTHING WE'VE DONE? Yeah Ray, we conjured a 100 ft. tall marshmellow man, blew up the last fifteen floors of a Manhattan sky rise, and got sued by every environmental and law enforcement organization in the city!

Ray:...yeah...what a ride...


Lando Mulari: (counseling Mr. Garabaldi) And as as a woke up...the next morning...finding her arms entwined with mine and seeing the sun shinning on her face, I decided...then and there...that I would rather CHEW MY ARM OFF...then wake her up...




Lando Mulari: (G'kar snickering) I fail to see what is so amusing. I don't think I have to point out that there is very well a fire on the other end of that elevator door...and even if the fire does not get in here...the smoke...and the heat...will likely kill us before help arrives. (G'kar laughing his brains out) WE MUST WORK TOGETHER TO ESCAPE! DON'T YOU WANT TO LIVE?

G'kar: Oh yes...but I would much rather see you DEAD!

 

[tonyallen]

"They ain't gonna take this camp" - Ernest P. Worrell - Ernest Goes to Camp :stickout

Oh the childhood memories are fond...

 

[leenotler]

First the fun one:
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. - Patton

Now the pretentious one:
"When I met him at Findhorn he said, 'Where are you from?'
I said, 'New York'.
'Ah yes, New York. That's a very interesting place. Do you know a lot of New Yorkers that say that they want to leave but never do?'
I said, 'Oh yes'.
'Why do you think they don't leave?'
I gave him different banal theories.
He said: 'Oh, I don't think it's that way at all.' He said, 'I think that New York is the new model for the new concentration camp where the camp has been built by the inmates themselves, and the inmates are the guards and they have this pride in this thing they built, they've built their own prison, and so they exist in a state of schizophrenia where they are both guards and prisoners and as a result they no longer have, having been lobotomized, the capacity to leave the prison they've made or even see it as a prison.'
And then he went into his pocket and took out a seed for a tree and said, 'This is a pine tree.' He put it in my hand and said, 'Escape. Before it's too late.' '' - My Dinner with Andre

 

[Rox_My_Sox1]

I LOVE YOU SORSHA! I WORSHIP YOU SORSHA! YOU ALMOST GOT US KILLED!-Willow to a very confused Mad Mardigan (who at that point was just coming down from a pixie dust high)





YOUR ALL CLEAR KID! NOW LET'S BLOW THIS THING AND GO HOME!-Han Solo to Luke Skywalker




I have FELT HIM my master.

...strange that I HAVE NOT!-Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine

 

[HalfElven]

I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.- John Candy/Spaceballs

Here's a quarter, go downtown and have a rat naw that thing off your face.
John Candy/Uncle Buck

You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?-Clint Eastwood/Outlaw Josey Wales

Dyin' ain't much of a livin boy.-Clint Eastwood/Outlaw Josey Wales

 

[babinsky1]

From Animal House
Bluto to Flounder ;
"My advice to you...start drinking heavily.."

 

[Tickler Bart]

"How about the 2 girls we had last week"
"I don't want to talk about it"
"Yours had teeth"
"So what, yours had teeth, too"
"Did you se that TOOTH?"
"Yes I happen to see it"
"Mine had so much bridge work, everytime I kissed her I had to pay a toll"

- From Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

 

[melanie2]

Romancing the Stone "This is turning out to be one hell of a morning."

 

[ticklebug101]

I dont remember it exactly, but it went something like this...........

Gomez- Happy Darling?
Morticia- No, this vaccation has been a nightmare. Pinch me now and I would wake up screaming.

Also, any one remember if that was from the 1st or 2nd Addams family movie?
Thanks 🙂

 

[tickle_fan031]

From Bruce Almighty....

Bruce: Yes, behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes, folks!

 

[tickle_fan031]

From A Little Princess....
Miss Minchin: Don't tell me you still fancy yourself a princess? Child, look around you! Or better yet, look in the mirror.
Sara Crewe: I am a princess. All girls are. Even if they live in tiny old attics. Even if they dress in rags, even if they aren't pretty, or smart, or young. They're still princesses. All of us. Didn't your father ever tell you that? Didn't he?

[the girls have woken up to find the attic beautifully redecorated and a breakfast of sausages, muffins and fruit awaiting them]
Sara Crewe: Look! Just what we ordered!
Becky: I'm a little scared about all of this...
Sara Crewe: Me too. Do you think we shouldn't eat it?
Becky: I'm not that scared!

From Mrs Doubtfire....
[after seeing "Mrs. Doubtfire" peeing while standing up]
Chris: Lydia! We gotta call the cops! We gotta dial 911 now!
Lydie: Why?
Chris: [stammering] Mrs. Doubtfire! He's a she! She's a he! He's a she-she.
Lydie: What?
Chris: He's half-man, half-woman.
Lydie: [screams] What?
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Mrs. Sellner, The Social Worker: Mr. Hillard, do you consider yourself humorous?
Daniel: I used to. There was a time, when I found myself funny. But today, you have proven me wrong. Thank you.

 

[melanie2]

Private Benjamin "Is green the only color these come in?"

Stripes "And then depression set in"

Meatballs "Attention all campers, it is now uh, nine thirty"

 

[Klaw4U1]

Correction... Sorry hun.

From Meatballs..... "Lighten up Francis"

From Private Benjamin.."Is green the only color these come in?"

From Shawshank Redemption..."Get busy living, or get busy dying, that's g**damn right"

From True Grit...."Fill your hands, you sonofabitch"

From All About Eve..."Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night"

"Lighten up Francis' Is from the movie "Stripes" Not "Meatballs"