Favorite movie quotes

[Relent<]

"Specialist Fishcakes! This is no time to be lying down on the job man!"
-Alice (The White Knight to a Skeleton)
"PIERCE THE HEAVENS...WITH YOUR DRILLL!"
-Gurren Lagaan (not technically a movie)

 

[melanie2]

From Another Part of the Forest

Oscar..."I"m deeply and sincerely in love"

Ben..."Take yourself a nice, coolin sponge bath"

 

[Journia]

The Punic Wars
Carthago Delendo Est.

 

[GiveMeFeet]

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...........and I'm all out of bubble gum." - Rowdy Roddy Piper, "John Carpenter's: They Live"

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

Tallahassee *opens the truck door and looks in the back.Opens up a long,black bag and sees a bunch of guns* ''Thank God for Rednecks!''

 

[melanie2]

Frpm Bonnie and Clyde "I surely do not intend to stand in the middle of main street and stare at your ugly feet"

 

[Ticklish_Wolf]

Serenity: "I'm a leaf on the wind, see how I soar...I'm a leaf on the wind, see how I..."

Boondock Saints: "I can't even go out to get a pack of smokes without running into five guys you've FUCKED!"

 

[ress123]

jay and silent bob strike back: In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

 

[toyoyo]

"You want me to pour the beer, Frank?"

"NO. I WANT YOU TO FUCK IT."
-Dennis Hopper (RIP), as Frank Booth

 

[Loves2Tickle]

Gene Hackman: You just shot an unarmed man!

Clint Eastwood: Well, he should have armed himself!

1992 Unforgiven.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

"I'll tell you this - If there are any intelligent beings on this planet, they're our enemies." -- Capt. Mark Markary in Planet of the Vampires [1965]

 

[Inverse]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die."
-Roy Batty 'Blade Runner'

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

"You are ready to make your debut among the humans, my beautiful, indestructible fish man!" -- Dr. Simond Trent in Curse of the Swamp Creature [1966]

 

[ftgirl]

...

Listen... you smell something? - Ghostbusters

I love it when a plan comes together - A-Team

 

[Rox_My_Sox1]

I AIN'T GETTIN ON NO PLANE HANNIBAL!-Mr. T (the A-Team)

^_~

 

[melanie2]

Ok this isn't from a movie but it is a take off on Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf on the Benny Hill show..Benny Hill plays Elizabeth Taylor's role and some girl plays Sandy Dennis's character..Sandy's character is obviously very pregnant..so here is the following quotes..

Sandy's character says.."Well i never"

Benny Hill as Liz, looking Sandy up and down says, "Well honey you must have"

 

[Carnivore]

That'll do pig, that'll do. (Babe)

(I always want to tell people that. Its never appropriate.)

 

[Smade1]

Why Izzy, I'd never taken you for a BH fan. There were some treasures in that old stuff.

Anyway I could go on all night here so I'll try to keep it short.

Porridge
New Warder(after being advised not to ask):
"What are you in for son."
New Prisoner
"I got caught."
W
"I meant offence."
P
"None taken"

"You're only supposed to blow the bl*** doors off" Michael Canie, The Italian Job.

"Will you please stop throwing those bl*** spears." Attributed to Michael Caine in Zulu. Wrong on 2 counts - it's not in the film and the Zulu Assagai is a stabbing and not throwing weapon.

Almost any significant line in "The Thing, Total Recall, Repo Man" etc.


Oh - almost forgot. The BBC decided to broadcast Repo Man by Alex Cox who was running a series of his favorite films. They objected to the repeated use of M***F*** so after speaking to Cox the offending word was overdubbed with "Mellon Farmer". Cox said he preferred the new version over the original. Maybe about time "Mr Majestic" was remade?

 

[melanie2]

Smade i loved Benny Hill..

From Shawshank Redemption.."Remember, Red, hope is a good thing"

 

[Redeye]

Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who! - Monty Python and the Holy Grail, classic!

 

[Fiend1]

From Serenity

Wash: "This landing is gonna get pretty interesting"
Mal: "define 'interesting'"
Wash: "'oh god, oh god, we're all gonna' die'?"
Mal: (Into microphone) "This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode"
(To Wash) "Just get us on the ground"
Wash: That part will happen pretty definitely!"

:lol

 

[Smade1]

The Holy Grail - don't get me started.

Everyone said I was daft to build a castle in the swamp but I built it anyway, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp.
So I built another one. That sank into the swamp.
So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over then sank into the swamp.
But the forth one stayed up.

You killed the best man.
I didn't mean to.
Didn't mean to. You put your sword through his head.

I laugh at you so called Arthur King, you and all you're silly kanigits (knights).

Old woman.
Man
Man. Sorry
I'm thirty seven.
Sorry?
I'm thirty seven, I'm not old.
Well I can't just call you "man".
You could say "Dennis".
I didn't know you were called "Dennis".
You didn't bother to find out, did you?

Camelot!.
Camelot.
Camelot.
It's only a model.

No on second thoughts let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

That'll do pig, that'll do. (Babe)

(I always want to tell people that. It's never appropriate.)

You can try Shrek's version

''That'll do Donkey,that'll do''

 

[Auto113]

"Not to call you a coward master...but...sometimes cowards, do survive"
Starscream from Transformers ROTF X3
I Kno its random XD lol

 

[tickleurpits]

From Meatballs..... "Lighten up Francis"

From Private Benjamin.."Is green the only color these come in?"

From Shawshank Redemption..."Get busy living, or get busy dying, that's g**damn right"

From True Grit...."Fill your hands, you sonofabitch"

From All About Eve..."Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night"

i could be mistaken , but i think" lighten up francis" is from stripes, not meatballs, wrong bill murray movie.

"go ahead, make my day" clint eastwood