All this talk about poetry reminds me of a joke I once heard.
Two poets die in the same car crash, and now stand before St. Peter at the Gates of Heaven.
Peter: "We got a little problem here. You see, I got only one open slot for poets. One o' yous will have to wait in Purgatory until another slot opens up."
There was a brief uncomfortable silence.
Peter: "Okay, I think the fair thing to do here is to have a contest. I want both o' yous to write a short poem that contains the word, Timbuktu. You have five minutes."
The two poets work in silent concentration. Five minutes pass.
Peter: "Okay, times up. Let's start with you. First guy. Whaddya got?"
The first poet cleared his throat and recited...
I visited the desert lands
And gazed upon the shimmering sands.
A caravan was passing through,
Its destination, Timbuktu.
Peter: "Heyyy! That's not bad at all! Okay, second guy. Whaddya got?"
The second poet cleared his throat and recited...
Tim and I a-hunting went
And spied three maidens in a tent.
Since they were three and we were two,
I buck one and Timbuktu!
