Favorite Simpsons Character

[Celtic_Emperor]

Yeah. Heres one that I just heard right now from Homer, while watching the Simpsons.

"Look at all these refugees...why don't they put on a smile!"- Homer, looking at picture on front of the newspaper

"They've been through horrible hardships!!!"- Marge

"Well moping about it won't help!"- Homer

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

overall the Hollywood Brother think the simpsons is the best show on television right now. As far as a favortie character the Hollywood brother is not sure. Is it otto because he like poison just like the Hollywood brother does. Is it krusty because he hawks more crap than kiss does according to the Hollywood brother? Is it crusty old man burns for blocking out the sun or even maggie for her love of sharpshooting and guns? The Hollywood brother is honestly not sure.

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

The Hollywood brother thinks we need more episdoes of barney now that he a drunk again. Also can we have more crap happen to gil and milhouse father. The hollywood brother know it worng to enjoy pain and suffering but these guys suffer so good that the Hollywood brother want them to keep suffering. also can we see Apu's trans am with him picking up hot chicks again? That was cool according to the Hollywood Brother

 

[Ghost_Host_9991]

ok, I gotta say my fave has always been Krusty the Klown.

"I swear...it wasn't me...it was the Percadan. If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain. And now a word from our new sponsor...what's that say?...PERCADAN??? Ooohhh CRAP!!"

"And now for my favorite part of the show...what's that say?...Talk to the Audience?!?!...oh god this is always death."

"THis is a great bit of buffoonery, but if you blow it you look like a damn fool."

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

"Get the hell out of my store, and please come again!"- Apu

 

[Duke Diablo]

My fav would be Moe. He's simply hillarious.
Some of my fav quotes:

*snake bites him* "That's going to hurt in the morning" Moe

Doll- "Mummy, Daddy, someone is still sleeping in my bed"
Grandpa- "I'm sorry, but it was 100 degrees in car"

Grandpa:"Are we there yet?"
Homer:"No."
(x4)
Grandpa:" And where are we going?"

The second and third ones are from an episode where they go to a fun park in beggining and it ends in Lisa being a vegetarian or such.

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

"Look mom, I'm President Kennedy!"- Little Homer

"Oh look Abe, maybe our little Homer will grow up to be the President someday!"- Mona Simpson

"You...the President? Son....this is the greatest country in the world. Theres an entire system set up to keep people like you from ever becoming President! Quit your daydreaming mellonhead!"- Abe Simpson

LOL

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

"Oh words can't express it! I love you Moe!" *kisses Moe*- Homer

"Please, not in public!"- Moe

"I love you! *kisses patron*"- Homer

"You better be dying!"- patron

"I love you Barney!" *kisses Barney*- Homer

"Ohhhh, how european! *burps*"- Barney

 

[Ticklekiller1]

Aye! The simpsons! I like that scottish fellow with all the muscles! He cracks me up he does! Moe is funny too!

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

"Abortions for all!"- Kain (disguised as Bob Dole)

"BOOOOOO!!!"- crowd

"I see....Ok then, no abortions for everyone!"- Kain

"BOOOOOO!!!- crowd

"Very well.....abortions for some....miniature american flags for all!"- Kain

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"- crowd